Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I spoke with "Big D" Andrew today. He's working on getting both the written and audio transcripts of the court case. Our plan is to premiere them on an upcoming podcast stream. More to come...
Quickly becoming the best fringe comedy podcast, all borne of the fruits of another persons labor, the labor of Fatrick S. Tomlinson, I hope you know. I love it, nice podcast, stupid.

Also I think you should do a full run down of Patrick to @Null so he can do a full person Mad At The Internet episode, either with you there to help guide some of the finer points of it or at the least with you having helped steer his diligent note prep. Especially if you have screencaps of some of the more intimate moments, like Patrick's, "No, you did not fart in my wife's vagina child" moment, because i haven't seen that screencap (though i havent seen every post in the thread yet) and I am desperate.
 
More fake threats, piggy is in fine form today. One of the Foo Fighters died so I imagine Pat started drinking as soon as he heard.

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How convenient that the "stalker" sending messages about raising school-aged girls completely avoided mentioning Pat's own daughter so that it could be shared on Twitter without having to explain to his followers why he's a deadbeat dad.

If it was any of us it would've 100% included that. Hoax!
 
How convenient that the "stalker" sending messages about raising school-aged girls completely avoided mentioning Pat's own daughter so that it could be shared on Twitter without having to explain to his followers why he's a deadbeat dad.

If it was any of us it would've 100% included that. Hoax!
Someone asked a few pages back how I knew that the threats that Pat posts on his twitter are fake. This is one of the reasons. The others are:

1. The fake threats usually contain some sort of commentary on the issues that twitter bug people care about, vaccines in this most recent case.
2. Nobody posted them to the OnAForums to be laughed at.
 
I sometimes really do struggle to understand my country, why people like Patrick are happy for Biden to escalate world war 3. It’s always people like Pat who know they won’t be sent to die. He obviously wouldn’t be this bombastic if he was still conscription age.

It’s such reprehensible behaviour. It really is the worse thing you can do in my eyes, demand other men and other peoples children go and die in pointless wars.

It pushed Pat posting over from it’s jsut funny because he’s a smug abrasive asshole, to he’s genuinely a bad person.

I don’t pretend to know anything about ukraine or russia, but advocating for wars you know you personally won’t be sent to fight is just so wrong.

He isn’t a Muslim tin pot dictator you fat asshole, even if he is Hitler v2 we can’t bully him and overthrow him in fake illegal wars like he’s some illiterate Arab waving around a gold AK47. If we try to then we start a war that can easily end humanity you fucking moron.
End humanity? Nobody would carry out his order to launch the nukes, child.
 
More fake threats, piggy is in fine form today. One of the Foo Fighters died so I imagine Pat started drinking as soon as he heard.

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Someone asked a few pages back how I knew that the threats that Pat posts on his twitter are fake. This is one of the reasons. The others are:

1. The fake threats usually contain some sort of commentary on the issues that twitter bug people care about, vaccines in this most recent case.
2. Nobody posted them to the OnAForums to be laughed at.
He does have the typical SJW attitude that every single missive from him needs to have some honest & profound subtext, like his garbage social commentary.

In order to start drinking, you have to stop. After reading every page of this thread like the autist I am, I think we can conclude our dear FatPat is likely drinking most of his waking hours, if for no other reason than to cope with having to #PayQuasi

Also, Patrick Tomlinson is fat, and I would not have sex with him.
 
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Yes you read that right. Piggy actually believes that he's one of Putin's personal targets.
Yes Fatrick, you were personally targeted by Putin himself, because you’re such an influential political firebrand and your tweet cut too close to the bone, exposing Drumpf and the Russian supervillian‘s schemes. You’re a hero, your life matters!

Oh wait - you’re the fattest faggot in the Milwaukee area, ugly, aging, shitty writer, cuckolded, closet homosexual whose ass is owned by a bunch of rascals who drove you into bankruptcy. It must be hard to be so useless. No wonder you’re fantasizing about having some influence in this world - sucks to be at the bottom and affect nothing and no one! Well, except your wife’s financial future prospects, that is.
 
Even the paranoid have enemies. In Piggy's case, it's himself.

I've pegged him as a "frat boy rapist" (that thankfully was too stupid to attend college and join a frat). Jenny the Freshman drinks a bit too much at the Alpha Chi Omega party, passes out drunk on the frat couch, the rapist looks at her and starts making justifications in his rapist brain. Well look at how she's dressed, she really expects to come to MY frat house and overdrink like this? Jenny gets moved from the couch to the bedroom and voila, sexual assault!

That's Patrick's entire mentality. He will be the one that decides if you "deserve" to be raped. But don't worry ladies, just agree with his every thought and smile a bit more, in return he'll add you to his "don't rape" list.
Alpha Chi Omega is a sorority, not a fraternity, and the inspiration for the song, ♫ ♫ Chi O, Chi O, it's off to bed we go ♫ ♫ (to the tune of that Disney song the dwarves sang) Because the sisters, many anyway, were pretty open minded. Thanks for mentioning it. Brings back good memories. Piggy, OTOH, has no good memories of college. Dropped out after 1 semester of community college, no? I suppose a 2 year school was beneath him. Raping a drunk co-ed, probably not so much. She might be a young Republican or something, and thus, in the Pig's mind not a real woman.
 
All those bar fights he says he's been in, I think they happened in his imagination. There was a minor confrontation at most, that did not come to blows, or even it's like someone said something he didn't like and he didn't respond at all, then went home and made up a story about how he totally kicked their ass because in his mind he did.
It’s the more grown-up version of OPL’s fantasies. Childmind imagines his pretend cartoon friends are real. Fatmind imagines beating up Trump voters in a bar. Cope cope cope.
 
He's having another psychotic episode:

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Yes you read that right. Piggy actually believes that he's one of Putin's personal targets.

Silly fat fool.
You laugh but this only confirms what we've all been fearing: Vladimir Putin is in fact one of the cyberterrorist stalker childs plotting Patrick's doom on onaforums right this very second. He might even be the ringleader!
 
That's likelier than my speculation about being a meth user. It would also account for being persona non grata with his in-laws.
If Patrick tried to sell drugs anywhere he would very quickly get beaten up and robbed. He doesn't have any friends, so he'd have to sell it to strangers. Could you imagine patrick loitering outside a train station whispering "coke, weed, pills child?" To passers by?
 
If Patrick tried to sell drugs anywhere he would very quickly get beaten up and robbed. He doesn't have any friends, so he'd have to sell it to strangers. Could you imagine patrick loitering outside a train station whispering "coke, weed, pills child?" To passers by?
IncorrecT, child. I would defTly neuTralize them with a spinning backhoof followed by my paTenTend roundhalfhouse kick.
 
If Patrick tried to sell drugs anywhere he would very quickly get beaten up and robbed. He doesn't have any friends, so he'd have to sell it to strangers. Could you imagine patrick loitering outside a train station whispering "coke, weed, pills child?" To passers by?
He is a deadbeat father who lives in the ghetto, drinks all day, eats primarily fried food and has a fat white girl who pays the bills and has the house in her name...
 
Piggy bragging about being the strongest baby in all of human history:

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Pour one out for the brave nurse who recognized, even as a one-day old, that Patrick would be a leech on society and tried to rid the world of him. Quick thinking on her part to come up with the "he rolled over himself" lie while being caught in the act too
 
He is a deadbeat father who lives in the ghetto, drinks all day, eats primarily fried food and has a fat white girl who pays the bills and has the house in her name...
Just a couple of minor corrections.

Patrick is very fat
Patrick also doesn't live in the ghetto. The ghetto side of town would be across the river and even across hwy 43 from where he lives. He lives in a more poor, hipster style neighborhood but only half the house
 
Patrick also doesn't live in the ghetto. The ghetto side of town would be across the river and even across hwy 43 from where he lives. He lives in a more poor, hipster style neighborhood but only half the house

What are you, the zoning commissioner of Milwaukee or sumptin?
My nigga @DSP's Tax Lawyer is correct. Cross the river north of town and there are hood niggas walking in the middle of the street, and usually a dude in a wheelchair and no shirt screaming about demons in his teeth. Milwaukee is fucked lmao.
 
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