Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Snickerdoodle]

My favorite PPP stream of all time is Surfer unboxes a toothbrush. There's no drama, no kayfabe, and PPP isn't particularly high energy, but it's some of the funniest most kino shit I've ever seen.
If you're a fan of Null's MATI series, Warski vs the 4 horsemen is a great stream, though it's very ironic looking back and seeing PPP shitting all over Warski given their relationship nowadays (though to be fair, PPP did the same thing with Kraut before they became bffs)
All 3 golden gunts are essential watches, especially with the 4th one apparently coming up this sunday.
Both parts of the baked bonanza are fantastic, I was genuinely on the edge of my seat the entire time Baked was in Chicago. To be fair PPP really can't take all the credit for the quality of this stream since Baked was going out there and bringing the content, but PPP's commentary adds to the insanity of the situation, and I'm pretty sure his restream of Baked's stream is the only surviving archive of it anyway.
Finally, pretty much anything involving Godwinson is gold.

big agree about the unboxing vid. It’s a great example of both of them at their best. Ppp needs to reintegrate the schizo back into his streams somehow as the third wheel. Surfer was the magic bullet that raised the roof when the time was needed. They seem to genuinely have a serious problem dealing with eachother though so it’s not likely. Fags

 

[Snickerdoodle]

I don't think so. This was like a horror movie dream. It was fucked up. Andy kept screaming for him to stop, and PPP just kept thrusting harder, and Andy's mom kept laughing.

Weird. I unironically had a dream last Thursday that PPP and Surfer were friends again. It was fuckin weird man. Like all the bad shit was gone and they were just being nice to eachother and laughing together like normal people.

Doesn’t mean anything though. I have absolutely horrifying dreams like yours all the time too.

 

[Reginald Fairfield]

PPP just quietly waits for him to wrap it up so they can move on. The show is doing well and there's no appropriate second mic replacements right now, but it makes me wonder when PPP is going to tell him to shut up or start to get annoyed.

I would bet he let's it ride as long as the money is coming in. After all it's warski that has amassed a paypiggie following, not ppp

 

[Yeshua Moon]

tardski spoiling results with his excellent and entertaining takes and you see how uninterested he is in this because there’s no superchats coming

Yea why do they do they seem to like spoiling every upcoming video? That's one of my few complaints from the recent episodes.
Is golden gunt episode actually boring or are these recent posts just typical whiny KF autists who hate everything due to untreated mental illness? I've been fantasizing about the return of godwinson all week.

 

[Westfalia]

So is this pre-recorded since PPP's window is blasting light or is there just a backlight?

 

[waffle]

It's recorded. It says "premier" instead of "live".

 

[Westfalia]

It's recorded. It says "premier" instead of "live".

Yep. I'm a retard

 

[Retink]

Awful.

They mocked the great Null father, I am offended.

 

[Concho Pete]

Andy just isn't in on the joke, he brought the show to a grinding halt at least twice tonight over his ego. Trash

 

[Local Fed]

I was planning on donating to Golden Gunt winner Josh "Final Boss of Transphobes" Moon, but instead I donated 15 BAT to help support Baked Alaska.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

The golden gunts arent the same without godwinson and surfer. Im still watching though. I miss godwinson, where did he go?

If what PPP said in the beginning is true, he got a real job and left the internet for good. Seems plausible enough to me.

 

[daBonehead]

The Golden Gunts was a pretty mixed bag imo, the shameless self aware grifting and "rigging" of the awards joke got pretty played out after awhile. But it was damn funny to see Metokur win the "slowest dying man" award, as well as OnlyUseMeBlade's inspirational video, and our fearless leader Janny Jewsh got to go home with two awards.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

If what PPP said in the beginning is true, he got a real job and left the internet for good. Seems plausible enough to me.

I wonder if he actually has a cushy appointed job in the UK government, would be funny if true.

 

[blitzkrieg1111]

I wonder if he actually has a cushy appointed job in the UK government, would be funny if true.

OR he's gone bc he got exposed by Gahoole for pedo gaying

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

OR he's gone bc he got exposed by Gahoole for pedo gaying

I don't think he really got exposed, Gahoole's evidence was pretty fucking weak basically here's this sperg from my five person website that makes a bunch of claims without evidence.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

PPP trashing Surfer so hard during the Golden Gunts left a really bad taste in my mouth. It's way beyond anything Surfer deserves. It made Andy uncomfortable too.

Yeah, the guy wigged out a little bit, but he was your best friend. The internet "fame" made him a little crazy, but it's not like he fucked your wife. Why rub his face in the dirt like that? Seriously fucked up.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

If what PPP said in the beginning is true, he got a real job and left the internet for good. Seems plausible enough to me.

What place would even hire PPP? he’s too fat for construction (he would get ribbed more from those colleagues than even Wignats for looking like a fat lesbian)

He has no college degree so office work is out of question unless you mean scummy sales, telemarketing jobs or Papa Parks owns his own company and he decided to hire his son.

Only other alternative is that PPP is now the Head Dishwasher at PeterBurgers.

 

[Sailor]

Andy looked on the edge of fucking tears when he was nominated for some of the awards. PPP happily went with his grifter of the year award. Andy needs to grow a spine.

Liked that MATI won a golden gunt. I hope Josh puts a little trophy on the stream

 

[JCDenthog]

Yea why do they do they seem to like spoiling every upcoming video? That's one of my few complaints from the recent episodes.
Is golden gunt episode actually boring or are these recent posts just typical whiny KF autists who hate everything due to untreated mental illness? I've been fantasizing about the return of godwinson all week.

I enjoyed this year's golden gunts even without Godwinson.

PPP trashing Surfer so hard during the Golden Gunts left a really bad taste in my mouth. It's way beyond anything Surfer deserves. It made Andy uncomfortable too.

Yeah, the guy wigged out a little bit, but he was your best friend. The internet "fame" made him a little crazy, but it's not like he fucked your wife. Why rub his face in the dirt like that? Seriously fucked up.

I don't know if I agree with that, surfer dogged PPP pretty hard after the gay break up and watching those two go at it would be entertaining at this point.

What place would even hire PPP? he’s too fat for construction (he would get ribbed more from those colleagues than even Wignats for looking like a fat lesbian)

He has no college degree so office work is out of question unless you mean scummy sales, telemarketing jobs or Papa Parks owns his own company and he decided to hire his son.

Only other alternative is that PPP is now the Head Dishwasher at PeterBurgers.

Iirc the Hollywood God stream PPP mentioned getting some sort of gainful employment, I'd imagine it's sales because that's his wheelhouse. But the post you are referring is talking about how Godwinson got a big boy job and moved on.

 

[Wünderkind]

No Godwinson, Surfer, Kraut, Gahoole, Robbie or anyone at all other than depressed PPP and Warski's minimal-IQ Rocky interruptions...