DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[NotValKilmer]

Phil is more hurt by that bitch slap than Chris Rock was. Of course the world's biggest victim has to jump on social media and act like he was the one who got assaulted.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phil is more hurt by that bitch slap than Chris Rock was. Of course the world's biggest victim has to jump on social media and act like he was the one who got assaulted.

Well buckle in for the pod cast today and find out how he will make this all about him and us dumbfuck moron bullytrolls ATTACKING him in a concerted effort on a daily basis.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Of course the world's biggest victim has to jump on social media and act like he was the one who got assaulted.

Boogie has entered the chat

Phil will try and take a moral high ground like he is better than everyone else and never threatened a small child, his trolls, the person who dmca'd him,and Dr Disrespect.

 

[PieceofShet]

Even though Phil's tweet is on point he still somehow comes off as an asshole. Bravo Phil

Maybe because all the shit he said on the past? When he said he would pimpslap a 11yo for calling him idiot?

Probably.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I thought motorcycle jacket man was her gay roommate? At least thats what peepulweresayin last time it came up.

Yeah that's her gay roommate, still he's a massive improvement over the gay roommate Leanna used to have.

oh mah lord. he's talking about spending just a few dollars on "random" mobile
games LOOOL

Okay, I'm gonna throw a Hail Mary here. That super special thing he's gonna do that nobody's gonna guess which he teased on the prestream?
He's gonna stream himself playing WWE Champions.

 

[Balr0g]

I wonder if clout-chasing on Twitter registers like a gacha in his brain. Mash out a tweet and maybe, just maybe you'll get that 5-star gold virality!

Well there are research projects out there that confirm that our current social media with it's likes, retweets and what have you activate certain parts of the brains that can make one addicted to it (you know getting you "high" on recieving a lot of likes an so on). I bet Phil who has shown how addicted he is to gacha games reacts the same but to the extreme. Just think of his ProJared tweet that made him feel like a big boy only to fall from grace two streams later. Heck imagine him doing his usual routine with perhaps over 1000 viewers only to have them leave in disgust 1 hour later

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The more eyes on him, the more chance his scummy behaviour gets exposed. So keep going viral Phil!

 

[HerrKlicks]

The precum cock cast err prestream podcast is going to be wild. He probably thinks hundreds if not thousands will FLAHCK to his stream to check out his KAHNTENT after that VIRAL, ROBUST tweet...

... prepare for intense smugness and his full, extended life story. Minimum runtime 2,5hrs if I had to guess. That is if he isn't too hung over from drinking all night to celebrate his epic internet win.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The more eyes on him, the more chance his scummy behaviour gets exposed. So keep going viral Phil!

I hope we get Deboonk Stream Part 2. It will be perfect, he has over 20k likes and he will think that the wider internet turned a new leaf on him overnight and that he got his redemption like back in the day with ProJared.

 

[Wurstbrot]

21k likes for the most pearl-clutching take on a dude slapping someone on TV, he's going to be bouncing off the walls with the rush of alottupeepul agreeing with him.

I imagine next stream will be an intense rock-a-thon about how he's so right and the silent majority are going to start listening to him again, channel will be saved, etc.

He's driven by sudden impulses, so maybe he feels save and untouchable enough to say and admit some really stupid shit.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Remember, if you're an 11 year old child who made a joke about me.

ILL SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

if you're a grown man humiliating my wife in front of millions because of a disease that shes struggling with.

IGNORE IT

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I hope we get Deboonk Stream Part 2. It will be perfect, he has over 20k likes and he will think that the wider internet turned a new leaf on him overnight and that he got his redemption like back in the day with ProJared.

I want this so much, it would be Phils birthday present to the farms if it happens.

He's driven by sudden impulses, so maybe he feels save and untouchable enough to say and admit some really stupid shit.

He will say stupid shit....that's a given, will he say extra stupid shit? Sure. Will he say pants on head, burned on the stake by Twitter stupid shit? Probably not.

But at least he will give us all something to point and laugh at.

My in this situation is thus: When the cold hard reality hits Phil that this ice hot take have not turned a new leaf for him, or saves the stream or brings in a pod of brand spanking new whales it all combines with Phils current mid life crisis and result in a gin and panic fueled depressive smashing face first into the cold hard reality that is what few years Phil has left.

Pretty but it's my dream....leave me alone.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Well there are research projects out there that confirm that our current social media with it's likes, retweets and what have you activate certain parts of the brains that can make one addicted to it

Rest assured if it’s even slightly addictive, Darksy Dephil will get hooked on it.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

This was the "and everybody clapped!" moment Phil's been waiting for, right?



Right?



Maybe not.




Phil's been clout chasing and trying to go viral for years. However, he didn't seem to think about the fact that his profile picture shows a greasy, drunk old man, and his legacy shows a repeatedly de-platformed bigot who masturbated in front of children.

Obscurity was safer, Phil.

 

[LieLieFyre]

This whole event will be memory holed by the end of the month.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

The more eyes on him, the more chance his scummy behaviour gets exposed. So keep going viral Phil!

When you're Phil any attention is better than no attention. His goal isn't for people to stick around, but for people to "swing by and support" when he needs it. So for people that don't know who he is, he just appeared as this nice righteous bloke which will make them open their wallets easier. This is a very big win for Phil.

If it wasn't for the kiddie gloves detractors wear when interacting with him, he would be in no position to talk about anything, let alone violence. In the past he claimed he would find someone and fuck him up due to Street Fighter, claimed he would go visit a troll to beat him up since he has his IP and dox, claimed he would fuck up detractors if they messed with him in real life because they're pussies(and he's right) and even claimed he would slap a kid if said kid disrespected him.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So for people that don't know who he is, he just appeared as this nice righteous bloke

And that image will get shattered within 10 minutes of them tuning in and watching Phil being extra exceptional.

I would be very surprised if he got any extra positivity that isn't from whales, but hey if I'm wrong you are more than welcome to do victorylaps around me shouting "I told you so" and I'll do my best to take the L with some sort of grace...or call you names whatever fits the moment.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Can’t wait for DSPGaming’s new intro video for this newfound audience, where Phil talks about his 14 years beggacy and how he got unfairly kicked out from blip.tv, Machinima, Curse and Twitch.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Go to sleep
Also replying to his own tweet kek

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Remember, if you're an 11 year old child who made a joke about me.

ILL SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

if you're a grown man humiliating my wife in front of millions because of a disease that shes struggling with.

IGNORE IT
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This reply is kinda dumb though . "What would you do if someone disrespected your wife like that?" It's Phil. What do you think he would do? He'd do absolutely nothing or maybe even join in on the joke because: a. His marriage isn't real and b. he's fucking coward.
All these "what if" scenarios only work if Phil was a regular mature adult human male and to be fair I have doubts on all of those counts.
He would then find a way to make this all about him, and about how this whole event made him feel.