Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bilibin]

You know, this is the first time I was actually convinced she doesn't have binge eating disorder. Late, I know, but it was the kind of thing I could sort of believe from her videos. But from what we're now hearing about the outpatient program, she seems almost a little underwhelmed when they're zeroing in on the act of actually binging. They're asking her to snack and not starve for the sake of calories and it's the easier thing in the world for her to do because she wasn't binging the way someone with an ED/coping mechanism does, she just restricted like a yo-yo dieter, eating 1400 calories one day for her "healthy" what I ate in a day videos, and then being ravenous the next. So now when she doesn't give a fuck about what she eats, like truly doesn't give a fuck because her ED specialists told her to, the binging vanishes into thin air.

Guess all that's left is still being a fat fuck and well we've seen how easy that is for her to fix.

 

[Acidsplat]

she's preparing to post an "i quit" video only to be back less than 24 hours later again

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Her eating video thumbnail all look like they were recorded on the same day. I didn't watch to confirm because I would much rather die than watch one of her boring videos, especially one of her stuffing her face, so I could be wrong.

SHe has food. Hanging. Out, If. Her. Mouth. JFC, Big Ham, you disgusting fatbody.

Wasn't she supposedly going to some ED clinic, what is the point of doing that and then stuffing your face on camera? Did she accidentally attend the anorexia classes and not the binge eating ones?

If she did, that ain't working, either.

Any idiot can clearly see she has no eating disorder, she just eats a fuckton all the time and she eats more without thinking about it when shes upset. She talks about eating slower when she records but look how she inhales potatoes and spam like its nothing while being mad people once again dont believe her.

Yes. She may have disordered eating, sure, but meh, tons of people do the mindless eating thing, or decide they want to pig out while watching YT videos or something. That just isn't special enough for Hamber, even though it fits her to a T. Nope, got one more ailment for her bingo card of excuses/maladies. Hey, someone needs to make an excuse/victimhood bingo card! Muh mentalz, Muh BED, Muh childhood, I wore the wrong shoes, etc.

Shes also taking all the advice from her "therapy" wrong because shes giving them the wrong information lying out her ass to them about her eating habits and how much she eats.

FTFY.

Shrimp-gate vibes. Can we please have another mass unsubscribe please?

If only. I'd love to see all her metrics look like hockey sticks.

You know, this is the first time I was actually convinced she doesn't have binge eating disorder. Late, I know, but it was the kind of thing I could sort of believe from her videos. But from what we're now hearing about the outpatient program, she seems almost a little underwhelmed when they're zeroing in on the act of actually binging. They're asking her to snack and not starve for the sake of calories and it's the easier thing in the world for her to do because she wasn't binging the way someone with an ED/coping mechanism does, she just restricted like a yo-yo dieter, eating 1400 calories one day for her "healthy" what I ate in a day videos, and then being ravenous the next. So now when she doesn't give a fuck about what she eats, like truly doesn't give a fuck because her ED specialists told her to, the binging vanishes into thin air.

Just as with people who were speculating she is a lesbian of convenience, she definitely has BED of convenience (she does not have BED). She wants McDonald's and Dairy Queen and a giant bag of candy = she claims it was a binge the next day and feels terrible, loads of regret, and whatever else, feel sorry for me, please! But that was not just her eating all the shit food she wanted to eat, it was a BINGE, haydur, how dare you make fun of someone's mental health!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

If you have to constantly bring up the fact that you shower and how showing is part of your routine it probably isn't. That's like mentioning that you changed your underwear or put on deodorant. For most people, that's a given.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Wow, Fat Amber is big mad. She's really letting the mask slip here. She says people should just stop watching if they don't want to see her content and she'll get her wish. People will contiue to scroll past her videos and her numbers will continue to drop.

Here's why, Hamber. You profit off of your audience. YouTube is how you pay your bills and people know this. Your viewers, be they, supporters or detractors, are what keeps spam in your massive maw, keeps a roof over those god awful, leaky legs and ensures you can keep the lights on.

You sit there on your gigantic ass and troll, lie and bait your audience. The same people who provide everything mentioned above (plus more) and you wonder why people are tuning out? You live in a fairytale land that is so far from reality that people can't relate to you. You're so out of touch that you think people will buy anything you're trying to sell them and i'm not just talking about the second hand trash you keep trying to shill. I'm talking about all the stories, fantasies and lies you perpetuate all while wondering why people don't believe you when you're being honest about someting every once in a while.

Your content is stale, you're too lazy to change and you're too dumb to realise what you need to do to recover from this slump. I never thought your channel would die before you did but here we are.

Also copyright striking channels is only going to hurt you further but you do you, gorl.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Okay, I had to tap out of this one. She’s droning on and on about her “binge eating” and how she’s doing exactly what the doctor is telling her to do. I guaran-fucking-tee you she is not. For instance, they told her to listen to her hunger cues. LOL. We all know Amber want food = Amber eat. She doesn’t even know what hunger is.

 

[FickleFuck]

I only watch her bullshit through reaction channels. I would rather they be paid than her. But no, Amber is not a binge eater. She is an over eater/food addict. She gets joy and a high off eating her garbage, hence the addiction part. She over eats because she is a fat greedy eat machine. If she were a binger she would be eating everything and anything, not having her planned out mookbangs and selecting snacks and cheats. She is just a big fat hog and it's stupid how many of those asshats believe her bullshit.

 

[Italian Ghost]

The ambiguity of saying "eating disorder recovery" instead of binge-eating addict in her title gives her a sense of feeling like a dainty princess trying to recover from anorexia instead of a grotesque sewage monster who can't stop shoveling food down her gullet.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

She’s as “dainty” as the average adult male grizzly bear. And likely weighs as much… or more. We all know she weighs EASILY a hundred pounds more than she claims.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The problem is too her mookbongs are the worst. At least Chantal would tell a story that is believable but Amber expects people to just watch her shovel food into her maw. You can tell the paycheque is that bad if she is chaining them together. She will push her audience away though because her mookbongs are the worse-performing content in the grand scheme of things.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber thinks she's pretty.
She is 31 years old.
If she has a disorder of some kind, she has the means to get help for it.
If she doesn't fix her problem, she is keeping it on purpose.
Amber has never wanted to lose weight. She only says that because her tiny animal brain knows that is what people want to hear.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Amber has never wanted to lose weight. She only says that because her tiny animal brain knows that is what people want to hear.

True dat. It's worse than a heroin addicts trying to claim sobriety then backsliding to another shot in the arm.

Peeps genuinely want to see her succeed, hence the fan base. Then, she fucks them all up the ass with another disgusting hog feed mukbang.

Peeps will only be deliriously stupid for so long. It's there now... fucking die you lying sack of shit. Why did I ever believe you in the first place when you do nothing but UToobs your imminent self-implosion on a daily basis?

Laaaahs. Peeps don't pay to be constantly lied to.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

She’s as “dainty” as the average adult male grizzly bear.

You couldn't pull a needle out of Amber's cootch with a team of wild broncos.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

You couldn't pull a needle out of Amber's cootch with a team of wild broncos.

Mainly because no wild animal on earth would go near that infested black hole without tying a fucking pork chop to it…which she would undoubtedly attempt to eat herself.
Mmmmm…canabilism.
I just grossed my own damn self out.

 

[Xenomorph]

If you have to constantly bring up the fact that you shower and how showing is part of your routine it probably isn't. That's like mentioning that you changed your underwear or put on deodorant. For most people, that's a given.

Like King Cobra does, we all know he doesnt shower and he keeps claiming he does buys tons of bond soap just to let it sit there lmao

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Like King Cobra does, we all know he doesnt shower and he keeps claiming he does buys tons of bond soap just to let it sit there lmao

Kardashian perfume and Bath and Bodyworks candles are to Amber as tactical soap is to Cobes. Sucks for Amber that Kim K doesn't fuck with affiliate codes.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Like King Cobra does, we all know he doesnt shower and he keeps claiming he does buys tons of bond soap just to let it sit there lmao

It's been reported that when Jade first met Amber in person she said "this dainty gorl smells good"

 

[mekalekahi]

Amber has never wanted to lose weight. She only says that because her tiny animal brain knows that is what people want to hear.

Absolutely. She has no incentive to lose weight. As long as there’s woman like wifey and Becky online and ubereats she’s happy.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

It's people like Big Al that give lazy, gross, fat lying bitches a bad name.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

True dat. It's worse than a heroin addicts trying to claim sobriety then backsliding to another shot in the arm.

Peeps genuinely want to see her succeed, hence the fan base. Then, she fucks them all up the ass with another disgusting hog feed mukbang.

Peeps will only be deliriously stupid for so long. It's there now... fucking die you lying sack of shit. Why did I ever believe you in the first place when you do nothing but UToobs your imminent self-implosion on a daily basis?

Laaaahs. Peeps don't pay to be constantly lied to.

Of course she doesn't want to lose weight - she's had 8 years just on YouTube to do just that if she wanted to, which she doesn't

She simply doesn't want to and isn't prepared to stop stuffing her gullet with vile concoctions of carb and sodium laden rubbish, which puts WLS out of her reach as well

Some say that if Amber could lose the weight by pressing a magic button, she would do so but I don't believe that either; partly for the reasons I gave above but far more pertinent I think is that 'fat' is her whole personality and she knows it

Gorl is likely terrified of losing the weight because, beyond her gargantuan frame, what does she have that would make her stand out from any other basic bitch on YouTube?

She's not intelligent, she's not funny, she's not pretty, and worse - what interests does she have?

She's just a vapid bag of lard who lives to consume, consume, consume - whether that be shite junk food, Horrid overpriced clothes, handbags, journals, wax melts, stickers

For all her faults, at least Becky has interests out of all that...doing a bit of UrbanEx, making (admittedly pretty crap) music, etc - can anyone imagine Albert doing any of that?

Her whole shtick is 'Bullied morbidly obese' who sits and cries 'muh fatphobia' at every opportunity

I think deep down she knows she's eaten, lied and whined herself into a corner she can't really get out of - and the attention she gets (because let's face it, for people like Amber ALL attention is good, even when it's bad) is as much of a drug to her as food is at this point

Troll is gonna troll, and I can't believe there are STILL people saying "I really thought she was changing THIS time"

Only two ways Big Bertha is changing:

1) Getting fatter

2) Metamorphosis via decomp when her heart finally explodes

Inbetween, nowt else will change in a hurry