Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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classtrash said:
It's two different chat clients. The message from Cora is in Instagram, the other is just a messaging app with Rickie and others in it (Babes). The hearts are not Cora sending her hearts but Amber double tapping to "like" Cora's message.
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Thanks. I don't use any of that social media bullshit, so have no idea what their private messenging stuff looks like. And I still want to know why Ricky is in a group called "babes". I don't think he would agree that they're shtuper close friends. But of course, Big Ham is a tool of the highest order and probably thinks he adores her, just like everyone else caught in her planetary gravity. What I wouldn't give for some tea from all those orbiters. That could keep us in actual Amberverse content for weeks.

What's next on the mook-bong menu, Fatty? Prepackaged, heat up breaded tilapia? Prepacked, heat up ravioli? Prepackaged, heat up spring rolls? More nasty, fattening prepacked, heat up pizza? Hell, why not have it all and call it a buffette? Then you'd be like other mook-bong channels with their weird food combos. You fail at joining the A list in every other arena of social media, but hey, the mook-bong crowd on YT would take you in with your vast qualifications.
 
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TobyFromTheOffice said:
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GBCW!

I bet she didn't report any fake accounts to IG, either, just like the YT comment. Lazy twat.

Why doesn't she just get her totally real pal FBI Frank to track down those miscreants and bring them to justice? He did tell her to call him "any time"
 
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Unreachable Twat said:
Yeah, I've also thought about how her going broke would put her on a forced starvation diet, but lets be real... This bitch will literally eat anything and has the palette of a 2 year old. She'll binge her ass off on 10,000 calories of ramen and chips from the fuckin Dollar Tree for like 2 bucks. The only thing that will stop this retarded cunt from eating is death itself.
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Look--we've all watched (in horror) Chantal drinking salad dressing and gravy. So Fat Albert will not only eat Dollar Tree Ramen and Southgate Stew (all while going "WHUUUUT? NOWAYYYY!" in her SPED dead-eye stare and declaring she came up with a new Michelin Star recipe), we may see the following MOOK-BONGS:

* Stick of Butter
* Entire tub of Country Crock
* WishBone/Richard Simmons/Kraft Salad dressings
* Cat shit from the litter box
* "Dumpster Diving" "Freegan" "Free-Range" "Re-Claimed" URNGE Chikin from Cheesecake Factory
* Same, but for 7-Eleven sushi
* Gas Station dumpstering
* Food Bank MOOK BONG extravaganza--featuring expired (insert thing here)

Soon we may see just how creative and enterprising our gorl is. Love that for hurr.
 
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FatalTater said:
Orko had a theory about Amber not wanting people to be able to look at past comments on things to find any that are bad enough for FBI involvement.

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Wouldn't that involve actually deleting the account? She is just fainting on a couch being dramatic for attention. Not actually deleting anything.
"Goodbye Rarity Cat, hand on forehead, swoons and faints on couch".
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
I'm calling bullshit still because (a) the area for the email doesn't look long enough for the required firstname.lastname @ agency.gov that is the standard makeup of all government emails, and (b) they wouldn't contact her to inform her that they're investigating something - they'd contact her if they wanted information to pursue on an investigation. They're not there to assure you that they've got your back and are protecting your fee-fees, they're there to ply information out of you to support a case.

ETA: The only other thing I can think of for an agent to legitimately contact ALR would be if someone she knew used her as a reference for a security clearance for a job. If you aren't connected to an investigation, they may actually simply go to a connected family member and ask them to have you contact them, because fuck using a ton of resources to find your ass. (source: done plenty of Q&A for people who've worked for me in the past and used me for reference for future jobs which require security checks) Didn't think of that one initially, because ALR is usually surrounded by mouth-breathing buttergoblins that I wouldn't peg as the type to use her as a reference for anything that would require a clearance.
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Of course it’s all bullshit. They’re the fucking FBI they’d KNOW how to contact her. Her apartment info is in this very thread ffs. Just google fake fbi card and you literally get the template for the card that’s her “evidence”
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FatalTater said:
Orko had a theory about Amber not wanting people to be able to look at past comments on things to find any that are bad enough for FBI involvement.

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Orko coming through with the damn detectiveness as usual. I wonder why he’s never monetized, he should be a damn millionaire off those screenshots of perfection alone. He certainly puts in more work in his videos than the Ham has ever even fucking considered doing.
 
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Her eating video thumbnail all look like they were recorded on the same day. I didn't watch to confirm because I would much rather die than watch one of her boring videos, especially one of her stuffing her face, so I could be wrong. Wasn't she supposedly going to some ED clinic, what is the point of doing that and then stuffing your face on camera? Did she accidentally attend the anorexia classes and not the binge eating ones?
 
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Amber will refuse to put any actual effort to tell a believable, honest story and to make an effort to attempt to lose weight. She will however put effort to make up grade school stories about FBI Frank, Wifey, everyone being her BFF and how her doctors and specialists totally understand her and let her do what is best.

Any idiot can clearly see she has no eating disorder, she just eats a fuckton all the time and she eats more without thinking about it when shes upset. She talks about eating slower when she records but look how she inhales potatoes and spam like its nothing while being mad people once again dont believe her. Shes also taking all the advice from her "therapy" wrong because shes giving them the wrong information.
 
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