Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

Bams seed is a good egg. She's taken arguably one of the longest pummellings of anyone in the ona forums universe. She's fucking mental, as you can see, but she's also a female POC so she single handedly destroys Patrick's white male incel narrative.

I legitimately enjoy when a lolcow brings out earnest hatred in people. I’ve seen it with a few iconic cows, most notably McKMama (Jennifer McKinney), a fraudster who’s exploited her children’s health problems and various other issues for her own glorification for over a decade.

Watching these detractors unleash their vitriol is one of the funniest and most fun parts of observing a lolcow, in my experience. So I’m definitely not judging or criticizing. (I hate when haters start with the moral grandstanding because they have to virtue signal and ruin everyone else’s fun.) It’s all part of a healthy and enjoyable milking ecosystem.

I do feel bad when people get seriously MATI over this shit, unless it involves kids, in which case I’m usually right there with them. But Pat is really only hurting himself, which is a delight to watch.

 

[Rekkington]

Bams seed is a good egg. She's taken arguably one of the longest pummellings of anyone in the ona forums universe. She's fucking mental, as you can see, but she's also a female POC so she single handedly destroys Patrick's white male incel narrative.

I miss that crazy bitch and her Happy New Year titties.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I legitimately enjoy when a lolcow brings out earnest hatred in people. I’ve seen it with a few iconic cows, most notably McKMama (Jennifer McKinney), a fraudster who’s exploited her children’s health problems and various other issues for her own glorification for over a decade.

Watching these detractors unleash their vitriol is one of the funniest and most fun parts of observing a lolcow, in my experience. So I’m definitely not judging or criticizing. (I hate when haters start with the moral grandstanding because they have to virtue signal and ruin everyone else’s fun.) It’s all part of a healthy and enjoyable milking ecosystem.

I'd say even most of the milk from Patrick these days is all thanks to the cyberterrorist atalkers. Without them this thread would just be only screenshots of his dogshit Twitter takes (if even that). No funny text exchanges, no copy-pasted "You have mental issues, stalker." replies, no failed restraining order. We owe the rascals a debt of gratitude, for without them this thread might not have even existed in the first place.

 

[JCDenthog]

I'd say even most of the milk from Patrick these days is all thanks to the cyberterrorist atalkers. Without them this thread would just be only screenshots of his dogshit Twitter takes (if even that). No funny text exchanges, no copy-pasted "You have mental issues, stalker." replies, no failed restraining order. We owe the rascals a debt of gratitude, for without them this thread might not have even existed in the first place.

The rascals bring the primo kino to the thread. It's some sort of divine intervention that Fatrick and the OnA people crossed paths.

 

[Begemot]

So, has this guy ever been brought up on the fact he has promised political violence to his partisan enemies. Has that been brought up in court? Or has he hidden most of those posts?
It's a strange mix of pedantic use of the court system and a bloodlust for extrajudicial violence.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I'd say even most of the milk from Patrick these days is all thanks to the cyberterrorist atalkers. Without them this thread would just be only screenshots of his dogshit Twitter takes (if even that). No funny text exchanges, no copy-pasted "You have mental issues, stalker." replies, no failed restraining order. We owe the rascals a debt of gratitude, for without them this thread might not have even existed in the first place.

He's always had some pretty spicy Twitter takes and "failed science fiction author and wannabe CNN token conservative" is a good thread hook. He also gets into funny fights with "his team" sometimes, and he posts stupid pictures of himself all the time. But I think then he'd just be a Moviebob without the consoomerism to go along with the violent political rhetoric. Owen A. Forums did all the work in raising this lolcow.

 

[r00]

I'd say even most of the milk from Patrick these days is all thanks to the cyberterrorist atalkers. Without them this thread would just be only screenshots of his dogshit Twitter takes (if even that). No funny text exchanges, no copy-pasted "You have mental issues, stalker." replies, no failed restraining order. We owe the rascals a debt of gratitude, for without them this thread might not have even existed in the first place.

They exist in perfect symbiosis. It's like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object and I don't think it will ever stop being funny. That's why I can't understand the handwringing over trolling Pat. He needs people to be a massive cunt towards on twitter, and they need some idiot to make fun of. It's a match made in heaven.

 

[thismanlies]

Piggy reacts to the happening at the Oscars, of course he has to make it all about politics:

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Moviebob couldn’t have made that political and like Rick, he’s fat and obsessed with politics.

 

[Meat Target]

He's always had some pretty spicy Twitter takes and "failed science fiction author and wannabe CNN token conservative" is a good thread hook. He also gets into funny fights with "his team" sometimes, and he posts stupid pictures of himself all the time. But I think then he'd just be a Moviebob without the consoomerism to go along with the violent political rhetoric. Owen A. Forums did all the work in raising this lolcow.

The rascals bring the primo kino to the thread. It's some sort of divine intervention that Fatrick and the OnA people crossed paths.

I'd say even most of the milk from Patrick these days is all thanks to the cyberterrorist atalkers. Without them this thread would just be only screenshots of his dogshit Twitter takes (if even that). No funny text exchanges, no copy-pasted "You have mental issues, stalker." replies, no failed restraining order. We owe the rascals a debt of gratitude, for without them this thread might not have even existed in the first place.

Josiah Munoz has spoiled us. I don't expect to see someone get so elaborately owned for a very long time.

 

[Space Cooter]

They exist in perfect symbiosis. It's like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object and I don't think it will ever stop being funny. That's why I can't understand the handwringing over trolling Pat. He needs people to be a massive cunt towards on twitter, and they need some idiot to make fun of. It's a match made in heaven.

Some cows are best left alone to produce. Some need a more active approach.

Patrick is the latter. Plus I think on some level he enjoys it as He obviously loves fighting with people.

 

[AnOminous]

He did NOT participate in 2012 elections, can't know about 2008 because online records are limited to 10 years. Maybe they can be requested. WI has same-day registration so no excuses either.

Maybe he meant he voted for Obama twice in 2016. Look for a Tatrick Pomlinson maybe.

 

[thismanlies]

Maybe he meant he voted for Obama twice in 2016. Look for a Tatrick Pomlinson maybe.

Sir, did you just vote here an hour ago?

No child.

 

[polyester]

Jon Del Arroz called the owner of Hooligans (Pat's favorite watering hole) to ask about Hooligan's giving out a patron's CC info:

Timestamp: 1:26:15.

Aw, the video's been deleted.
Anyone got an archive?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Aw, the video's been deleted.
Anyone got an archive?

It's not that interesting, no information was revealed

 

[AnOminous]

He's always had some pretty spicy Twitter takes and "failed science fiction author and wannabe CNN token conservative" is a good thread hook.

He seems to want that niche but I have yet to see him say anything remotely conservative on any subject. If he really is one he should be able to say what actually conservative position he holds, yet every single post is generic soy boy SJW whining.

Even an utterly cucked token liberal like Colmes from the old Hannity & Colmes show expressed recognizably liberal opinions even if he was a weak bop clown just there for Hannity to bitch smack every day.

I do feel bad when people get seriously MATI over this shit, unless it involves kids, in which case I’m usually right there with them. But Pat is really only hurting himself, which is a delight to watch.

Even Pat has done one good thing for his daughter: removed himself from her life.

 

[instythot]

He seems to want that niche but I have yet to see him say anything remotely conservative on any subject. If he really is one he should be able to say what actually conservative position he holds, yet every single post is generic soy boy SJW whining.

Even an utterly cucked token liberal like Colmes from the old Hannity & Colmes show expressed recognizably liberal opinions even if he was a weak bop clown just there for Hannity to bitch smack every day.

He's gotta be confusing deeply closeted, unemployed, white gun owner with conservatism

 

[NotFatChild]

Aw, the video's been deleted.
Anyone got an archive?

Fatrick is clearly hatestalking that channel

 

[Meat Target]

He seems to want that niche but I have yet to see him say anything remotely conservative on any subject. If he really is one he should be able to say what actually conservative position he holds, yet every single post is generic soy boy SJW whining.

Even an utterly cucked token liberal like Colmes from the old Hannity & Colmes show expressed recognizably liberal opinions even if he was a weak bop clown just there for Hannity to bitch smack every day.

"I identify as conservative but have no conservative opinions" is the hallmark of midwit losers like Joe Scarborough, Jennifer Rubin, and Max Boot. That's who Captain Calories aspires to be.

Even Pat has done one good thing for his daughter: removed himself from her life.

The idea of Fat having legal authority over another human being is blood-freezing.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Patrick wishes he had the nuts to stand up for his wife like that. How he must seethe knowing he lacks the courage and masculinity required to be a man.

Fatrick is incapable of assaulting anyone. Unless he somehow gets the opportunity to sit on them

 

[r00]

Plus I think on some level he enjoys it as He obviously loves fighting with people.

It's all he really has at this point. He's sunk some serious fucking costs in battling trolls and will never back down. I think Patrick would feel strangely empty if it all just stopped dead tomorrow. Nobody buys his books, nobody shows up to his signings, he was clearly alienating friends and family way before norm/11 happened and wouldn't get any more pity engagement. He'd just slink back to obscurity.