Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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it's funny how scared they are about some random people posting in a forum. yo Twitter fags, just don't open kiwifarms. if it hurts you so much that not everybody loves and praises you, you can just leave the internet.
At the center of everything trannies do is narrative control. If you look at the sorts of things they're involved in, it all concerns having explicit control of how they are presented to the world and what people are permitted to say about them. Stuff like this forum cause them existential dread because they lack even the ability to moderate their own communications; even collecting they say in the recent history is traumatizing to them because their entire identity is founded on taking an eraser to their past. If you deny them a delete button for society they start stabbing themselves in front of a mirror, and what they fail to recognize is that everyone is so sick of them the reaction from the public is gonna be either indifference or laughter.
 
this has been said a million times but it’s hilarious that these brainlets seethe and try to get this site shut down when the mainstream platforms are responsible for cyberbullying on a much grander scale. If you want to talk about suicides caused by the internet, how many poor kids have killed themselves because of the bile that gets posted on Instagram and Facebook? How many impressionable young girls have developed eating disorders trying to live up to the standard of shooped images on Instagram?
Shit, most of the people we get shit for "killing" died directly because of an interaction with a tranny.

Chloe Sagal had a very nasty, vitriolic falling out with the trans community in general and Brianna Wu in particular directly before An Hero'ing.

Julie Terryberry, a cis woman, was in an extremely abusive, sadistic, co-dependent relationship with troon boyfriend that involved a ton of violence (both consensual sexual violence and domestic abuse) before offing herself.

Byuu, who is not even conclusively dead, was on a huge downward mental health spiral that began around the time he started fucking with online trannies and declaring himself "enby", and though he recanted being an "enby" before his "death", this still happened directly preceding his "death".

More a coincidence than anything, but hell, even Lowtax was letting literal tranny hookers into the McMansion for "photoshoots" days before he shot himself.

Of course, if the trans community was capable of the sort of introspection it'd take to realize this, they wouldn't have so many literal actual practicing pedophiles in their community.
 
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At the center of everything trannies do is narrative control. If you look at the sorts of things they're involved in, it all concerns having explicit control of how they are presented to the world and what people are permitted to say about them. Stuff like this forum cause them existential dread because they lack even the ability to moderate their own communications; even collecting they say in the recent history is traumatizing to them because their entire identity is founded on taking an eraser to their past. If you deny them a delete button for society they start stabbing themselves in front of a mirror, and what they fail to recognize is that everyone is so sick of them the reaction from the public is gonna be either indifference or laughter.
The imagination of Lucas stabbing himself in front of a mirror is great.
 
How did it take this long for this faggot to get his own thread here? Maybe Null has to send out scouts to Twitter instead of waiting for Internet bullshit to blow up.

WE'RE KIWI FARMS GODDAMMIT
WE DON'T REPORT THE NEWS
WE MAKE THE NEWS
WE ARE THE NEWS
sir this is the peanut gallery
He's gonna tell the cyber police on us. How dare we screenshot morons on twitter.
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When you're too retarded and lazy to obtain your law degree, you get a sex change and troon yourself out to get it the easy way

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I imagine that there are plenty of establishments out there who will snatch up and promote any troon with anything that looks like a professional degree. Think about it: troons are in high demand for diversity points (and probably a lot of the bigger pro-troon donors have explicit hiring requirements) and yet 99% of troons are either software engineers or unemployed (and most of the former eventually become the latter). So the hiring pool is tiny, and any random midwit in a dress can waltz in and start getting asspats.

Another orbiter in the sphere. It's a woman who is a handmaiden/doormat for troons and e-thot desparate for attention. Its funny because she used to say TRANNY and SAND NIGGER openly yet panders to the wokes now.

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The quality is shit ik but Twitter hates good posts. I tried to best highlight where she's saying "sand nigger".
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Basically she's atoning for past sins
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Using troon logic
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So woke!
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Such enlightening topics as this are covered
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Proof of woman for those in doubt.

How badly do you have to fail at epidemiology to become an unpopular 33 year old twitch streamer? Is she the one who tripped over and released the bat at the wet market?
 
The same reason they think Kiwi Farms is populated by rightwing, unemployed, fat, white, male incels.

It's easier to admit other people are wrong when applying traits deemed socially and politically reprehensible in the current climate of culture. Predjudiced discrimination based on superficial traits is a lot easier to attack than engaging in discussion, especially for those who are unironically developmentally delayed individuals.

The fact of the matter is that they can't cope with the Kiwi Farms being a diverse forum of biological men and biological women, young and old adults, many ethnicities, many backgrounds. A forum with sisters and brothers, mothers and fathers. They can't cope with the idea of a passerby on the street, a normal person, being a Kiwi Farms user. It is frightening to them.

Someone they percieve to have authority likely told them "[X] is bad" and they will believe that person because the alternative is that the person they rely on for opinions could be wrong. These people cannot take that extra step to explore, think critically for themselves, and make compromise. They're fucking retarded.
That you can't see the self-defeat and contradiction in your wall of text is both disturbing and hilarious, my fav mix of emotion arousal.
should I bother to point the contradiction that is obvious even just two paragraphs in, honestly, should I bother or would I be wasting my extremely valuable time and energy?

I think I'll give just a downvote sticker and move on.
 
There are plenty of other places on the internet that use the term 'troon'. I picked it up from 4chan where I enjoy shitposting on /tv/ and lurking on /pol/.

I was aware of Luke's twitch as I occasionally check in on his social media out of morbid curiosity. I heard about DesTiny being banned and when people started posting Luke's picture on 4chan in association with the ban it was a surreal experience to be sure. I knew something was up so I did a quick google and found this thread. Tbh I think the person posting Luke on /pol/ is Luke himself as it is usually formatted trollishly, coming from a Canadian IP.

As to why I'd share all of this: I really hate him. He's an awful, awful person. I'm happy to add any fuel to the fire that I can. If anything I've said sounds too fantastical to believe then I'm not sure what to tell you. This place tracks lolcows doesn't it? Luke is probably pretty tame in comparison to some of the people talked about on here.

I won't be doxxing myself. If you want to confirm my statements maybe look into the FBs of Luke's family? His brother and his gf lived with them for a long time. Might be pictures of the dogs on there.

Even if this is all hearsay and you're actually a false flag agent (or Lucas himself) trying to muddy the waters, the thought of Keffals having to confront the idea of them fucking their family pet chihuahua is pretty hilarious.

Again, whatever you said is just allegations in the end and not proven fact so calm your deformed tits, Clara.



Do you have any other confirming information to prove you were Lucas' friend? Any more pictures that are not public (not revealing/doxing you or other unrelated people other than Lucas himself)

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By the way, what is the date of this photo above? Just for posterity sake


Also, can you elaborate more on his fursona and his other aliases? How does it relate today with him and this Cat Boy Ranch rabbit hole? Is that anyway associated with the furry Steam/Ventrillo groups he was associated with in the past?

One more thing to note, are you able to privately disclose something sensitive not in public but maybe only to @Null just in the case Keffals is watching this thread and planning to rewrite history or change the narrative based on the information you provided, thanks.

This would prove in the case Keffals is planning to do damage control and calling you a liar, Null can confirm something to all of us and Keffals, only something they would know (or reveal on twitter) to prove you are who you say you are, and what you say is true at a later date contradicting/corrobating what they are claiming.

Sorry for sounding like an armchair sleuthing faggot, thanks homie.
 
That isn't a thing, you might be mistaking Facial Feminization Surgery.

t. troon
Nope. It's a thing. Now it may be that its a really stupid thing to call it given our exhibit A of the thread, but it is a thing.
Settle down janny, it's a statement of disapproval that all mothers should share, not a trolling plan.

I mean, imagine this was your son? Your son is definitely not winning.
Nuhuh. Maybe you didn't notice but he clearly posted "W" on his twitter and thus has won. Kiwi Farms gonna get BTFO'd finally. The genocide of the trannies stop here. Finally that nigger Josh can get what is coming to him in the form of legions of girl dick.
It's so sad, why do twitfags and trannies go on the forum and then piss their pants when they see people having different opinions?
My dude, this is a group of people with a 41% suicidality rate and they claim its from "bullying". Add to that they think bullying means to be called "sir" instead of "ma'am" and you get the most hyper fragile group of people alive. To be clear, its obviously a bullshit reason. No group has ever had a suicide rate anywhere near that.

Totally not a mental illness tho guyzzz.
 
As per the homework assignment, I archived a couple of tweets of Lucas's, both from his main and his alt, @secretkeffals, as well as the replies to them, for posterity. But first, I wanted to find any furry-related content they might have posted on their alt account (because at this point, Transgenderism and the Furry Fandom go hand-in-hand together with their degenerate lunacy), and in searching "secretkeffals furry", I was disappointed to find nothing apart from the name of an account (https://archive.ph/sZNis) replying to a quote-tweet by them to Ian Miles Cheong (https://archive.ph/miCmj). Also, imagine being so desperate to "ratio" someone that you have to reply to a tweet you made from your alt with your main ( ).

Now, I was watching a stream on Picarto a few days ago, and there was this exchange that took place during it between the streamers, and what was spoken of in relation to "ratio'ing" being very overused. Granted, this could be a general observation rather than a jab alluding to Keffals, so take this with a grain of salt:
GIANT AVIAN MAMMARIES
Here is a snippet of a clip I recorded of the replay of the stream:


And here is the full clip (since it's just under the 200MB limit:


The streamer, KomDog (formerly Komponi, real name is James Gordon) is speaking with one of his chief officers, Grames, of the company he runs, and they're talking about setting up Grames' Picarto.tv account. after some banter, where Grames tells Kom "get ratio'ed", Kom later elaborates how the term has become overused and has lost it's impact and meaning. Now, I'm not sure if there is any definitive connection to Sorrento's Pasta, apart from being a very timely coincidence, but Kom did talk about KihuBlue/KihuOtter/Kihu/Evan Sorenson Vujovich, a liberal who "bans people who are conservative"
 
How badly do you have to fail at epidemiology to become an unpopular 33 year old twitch streamer? Is she the one who tripped over and released the bat at the wet market?
1. Ask Beardson
2. It was a rescue mission. That bat was being held hostage by the Chinese government and prevented from discovering whether it was actually trans. It's hard to run from armed guards in high heels with a rotting gash in your pelvis.
Psst. Hey I know who you are. Hail Sithis.
Do you know who I am? And where's my fuckin sweet roll? I just had it.
 
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