Will Smith slaps Chris Rock over bald Jada Pinkett joke in Oscars meltdown - WHO'S THE CUCK NOW, UH?


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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock over a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith's bald head at Oscars 2022.

Will Smith accosted Chris Rock at Oscars 2022 Sunday night for joking about his wife Jada Pinkett Smith’s bald head.​

Rock took to the stage and quipped, “Jada, I love you, ‘G.I. Jane 2,’ can’t wait to see it,” but while the “King Richard” star first laughed about the joke he immediately turned sour.

Pinkett Smith looked furious before the censors turned on and muted Rock and Smith’s exchange. Lip readers, however, quickly realized a livid Smith shouted, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

Momentarily fazed, Rock responded, “Wow, Will Smith just smacked the s–t out of me” before defending his joke as “just a ‘G.I. Jane’ joke,” but the Oscar-nominated actor wasn’t having it and kept screaming, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

“The Nutty Professor” star suffers from alopecia and has been vocal about her struggle with hair loss and debuted a shaved head last summer.

“Willow made me do it because it was time to let go BUT … my 50’s are bout to be Divinely lit with this shed,” the 50-year-old actress wrote, reposting a selfie featuring the pair’s matching shaved styles.


 
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And here I thought Ukraine autism would be the only highlight of the Oscars. This is a pleasant turn of events, if only because we have jokes and memes to go with the water cooler talk.
 
That was pretty fake and gay as far I can see.

But it sure got a lot of people talking about the Oscars. If that hadn't happened would anyone have even noticed the Oscars at all?
 
If someone cracks a joke about your wife on national television, you slap the fuck out of them. Simple as. Anyone who wouldn't is more of a cuck than Will.
The only reason you would ever do that is to "protect their honor", and furthermore you would do that in a society that values honor and is of the understanding that a woman can't protect her own.

And let's put aside that that sounds like something those old timey hoodlum Irish southerners would do-- it's Current Year + 8, a woman can protect her own honor if she pleases... not that we live in anything resembling an honor-based culture. What's more, Jada doesn't have any honor to protect.
You don't understand the hood at all if you think being slapped in the face, being shook, then saying 'ok man I'll keep her name out of my mouth' doesn't make you a bitch. 95% of his black audience just imploded there.
I don't think you understand people, much less hoodlums, if you don't think that any "bitch-move display" from Rock taking a singular palm slap and not even bending over isn't going to be overshadowed starkly by the fact that Will Smith 1) palm slapped Chris 2) for the supposed honor of the wife that cheated on him with August Alsina even though 3) he was caught laughing at the joke to begin with.
 
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Imagine how nice the snack tray someone as rich as Will Smith can provide the bull.
"Excuse me Bull, would you like some Grey Pupon?"

3) he was caught laughing at the joke to begin with.
Oh shit really? That makes this even better because it means that Will was cucked into going up there and slapping Chris by his Bald Nigger Harpy of a "WIFE"
 
The most surprising thing here is Chris Rock’s face. What the fuck happened to him? He doesn’t look like himself. I realize he is in his late fifties now but he still shouldn’t look like someone took a blur tool to his face.

Will marching up on stage to slap another man at the behest of his cheating wife is hilarious. If this was scripted than Chris Rock is a better actor than I gave him credit for because he appeared genuinely confused at Will spraining his vagina over a lame joke.
 
The only reason you would ever do that is to "protect their honor", and furthermore you would do that in a society that values honor and is of the understanding that a woman can't protect her own.

And let's put aside that that sounds like something those old timey hoodlum Irish southerners would do-- it's Current Year + 8, a woman can protect her own honor if she pleases... not that we live in anything resembling an honor-based culture.
If someone insulted, harassed, or threatened my wife I'd smack the shit out of them. I think most men would.

Given the context and the situation, Chris Rock didn't deserve that slap. He made a pretty tame joke, and if she didn't want to get made fun of she could've worn one of her many, many wigs. It was pretty obvious that Jada made Will Smith go up and do that.

What's more, Jada doesn't have any honor to protect.
I agree, she's a two-timing skank, and he should've divorced her long long ago. The only reason why he hasn't divorced her is because he didn't have the foresight to have her sign a prenup.
 
Because any red-blooded man would have physically deposited his wife into the garbage bin upon hearing that she was cheating on him with someone that made her "happy"... because she was saying so live on national television.
That is a fair point, but couldn't they just be staying together for the kids?
 
This is incredibly based.

As a woman, your hair is your lady dick. It's your proud mane and it's your ego. If it started to fall out, I can understand the absolute heartbreak that she must of went though. I lost a lot of my hair's thickness and I think about it 24/7, but losing all of it must be world shattering.

Good on Will Smith standing up for his wife like a god damn man.
 
Why do people think Will Smith is gay?
It was hinted about in blind items for years, I think by the same guy who talked about Kevin Spacey being a creep years before that became confirmed, and the dead tranny Arquette also made a post on Facebook saying he was and that he payed off his first wife after she caught him in bed with another man.

It's just been one of those rumors that's followed them around for years.
 
This is incredibly based.

As a woman, your hair is your lady dick. It's your proud mane and it's your ego. If it started to fall out, I can understand the absolute heartbreak that she must of went though. I lost a lot of my hair's thickness and I think about it 24/7, but losing all of it must be world shattering.

Good on Will Smith standing up for his wife like a god damn man.

She cucked him lmao. Imagine "Standing up" for the bald whore that sucked some other guy's dick.

I'm not seeing what part of this is "based".
 
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