Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[kuuu]

Azov's been relegated to a single big factory and I've still yet to see the liveleak specialty of what the Russians do to them once they're nabbed. Is Ivan being unusually humane or is it just not being filmed?

I don’t think Azov forces have any reason to surrender. Last I’ve heard DPR have capital punishment.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Azov's been relegated to a single big factory and I've still yet to see the liveleak specialty of what the Russians do to them once they're nabbed. Is Ivan being unusually humane or is it just not being filmed?

If I has to guess most of them have either died in combat or bugged out already. I wouldn't be shocked if a few had killed themselves to avoid capture.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Azov's been relegated to a single big factory and I've still yet to see the liveleak specialty of what the Russians do to them once they're nabbed. Is Ivan being unusually humane or is it just not being filmed?

Imma take "depressing Slav massacre" for $200 Alex

 

[DumbDude42]

Azov's been relegated to a single big factory and I've still yet to see the liveleak specialty of what the Russians do to them once they're nabbed. Is Ivan being unusually humane or is it just not being filmed?

we got almost zero footage from the russian side so far
word is that they confiscated all the phones from their troops before the invasion kicked off so probably that's why not much filming is going on

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

Today Putin gave our favourite tictoc blogger warrior-man Ramzan Kadyrov a rank of General-Leutenant! How can you not love him?

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Shoutout to simpleflips.

 

[Rezza]

>Trusting pro-ukraine news put out by someone with a last name ending in "-enko"

lmao

Yeah, MSM is beginning to report about this, so I don't think this is just a lie. Still a non-zero chance though

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Also, apparently Abramovich and Ukrainian negotiators have been victims of attempted poisoning
https://www.wsj.com/articles/roman-...r-symptoms-of-suspected-poisoning-11648480493
https://archive.ph/BszlJ

Sounds like radiation poisoning, which looking at Russian history, seems to suggest it was Kremlin's doing

 

[MrJokerRager]

I was interested a while ago in the songs being played by Russian memes and that Putin rally.

Apparently Tatu are Putin bros? Did I miss something lol.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker]

BTW WSJ reports that Roman Abramovich and several members of UA delegations allegedly suffered from poisoning, sympthoms like pain in the eyes, and peeling skin. Allegedly someone from RU wanted those negotiations to fail (and they kinda did anyway ). Right now they are ok. Is it some Novichok-Light or what lol? Honestly, the further we are in that shit, the more Crusder Kings vibes I get.

 

[Meat Target]

Yeah, MSM is beginning to report about this, so I don't think this is just a lie. Still a non-zero chance though

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Also, apparently Abramovich and Ukrainian negotiators have been victims of attempted poisoning
https://www.wsj.com/articles/roman-...r-symptoms-of-suspected-poisoning-11648480493
https://archive.ph/BszlJ

Sounds like radiation poisoning, which looking at Russian history, seems to suggest it was Kremlin's doing

BTW WSJ reports that Roman Abramovich and several members of UA delegations allegedly suffered from poisoning, sympthoms like pain in the eyes, and peeling skin. Allegedly someone from RU wanted those negotiations to fail (and they kinda did anyway ). Right now they are ok. Is it some Novichok-Light or what lol? Honestly, the further we are in that shit, the more Crusder Kings vibes I get.

Why not just use a ricin-tipped umbrella like they did on that guy in Bulgaria way back when?

 

[Kane Lives]

Why not just use a ricin-tipped umbrella like they did on that guy in Bulgaria way back when?

Even the Norks managed to poison a dude all the way here in Malaysia. Surely the KGB can do much better if they really wanted a confirmed kill.

 

[Lord Edge of Leetworth]

Why not just use a ricin-tipped umbrella like they did on that guy in Bulgaria way back when?

Because they want people to know who did it without bragging about it.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Also, apparently Abramovich and Ukrainian negotiators have been victims of attempted poisoning
https://www.wsj.com/articles/roman-...r-symptoms-of-suspected-poisoning-11648480493
https://archive.ph/BszlJ

Sounds like radiation poisoning, which looking at Russian history, seems to

Imagine believing, at this point, that the Russian government are simultaneously mad dog poisoners who randomly try to whack people in the least discreet and most harmful (to Russia) ways possible, yet are somehow also incapable of successfully poisoning somebody

Gee, I wonder who would have an interest in sabotaging ceasefire negotiations

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Imagine believing, at this point, that the Russian government are simultaneously mad dog poisoners who randomly try to whack people in the least discreet and most harmful (to Russia) ways possible, yet are somehow also incapable of successfully poisoning somebody
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Gee, I wonder who would have an interest in sabotaging ceasefire negotiations

In this case, literally everyone involved could have motivation.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

In this case, literally everyone involved could have motivation.

No, man. Ukraine doesn't need to poison Ukrainian negotiators. Russia has less than nothing to gain from this. Mysterious "Moscow hard-liners" hoping to recreate the Afghanistan occupation in Ukraine don't actually exist.

 

[Wy4M]

Lmao the Azov battalion is now lining civilians and prisoners of war along trenches and executing them in a near identical fashion to the SS and blue checkmark Twitter be like "um yea we're still not sure if they're Nazis or not, better wait for more info."

Has it been confirmed? I saw the vid where they are lined up in front of those trenches and then the vid stopped and Ukraine claims it were
mock executions. Still a terrible thing to do.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

The R*ssian caveman shuddered when he saw an asphalt road in Ukraine, stunned by the advanced technology of a state with a lower GDP per capita than Belarus:

 

[Madgneto Was Right]

https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-business-africa-religion-middle-east-30a631e524483223ea1ede82ccb599ed

Ukraine war threatens food supplies in fragile Arab world​

"A similar set of circumstances led to a series of uprisings starting in late 2010 known as the Arab Spring, when skyrocketing bread prices fueled anti-government protests across the Middle East, noted Kristalina Georgieva, managing director of the International Monetary Fund.

“When prices jump, and poor people cannot feed their families, they will be on the streets,” Georgieva remarked Sunday at the Doha Forum, a policy conference in Qatar.

In Iraq and Sudan, public frustration at food prices and a lack of government services erupted in street protests on several occasions over the past several weeks".

Arab Spring 2: Electic Cameloo when?

It would be a shame if some of those unfriendly states were toppled by their starving populations and some friendly drones.

 

[Wy4M]

word is that they confiscated all the phones from their troops before the invasion kicked off so probably that's why not much filming is going on

Yeah it is and it's for the best. My wife would probably call me every 2-3 hours to see how I'm doing or send pics of the cake/cupcakes she just made.
I guess that would be the same for almost any soldier with a wife/gf.

 

[Lord Edge of Leetworth]

The R*ssian caveman shuddered when he saw an asphalt road in Ukraine, stunned by the advanced technology of a state with a lower GDP per capita than Belarus:

Gives this meme's energy:

 

[kuuu]

The R*ssian caveman shuddered when he saw an asphalt road in Ukraine, stunned by the advanced technology of a state with a lower GDP per capita than Belarus:
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The only thing I know Ukraine beats Russia technologically is their unified government app for all the personal papers and e-bureaucracy.
But hey, Russians wuz orkz and sheeiiit.