DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Also replying to his own tweet kek

"Terrified as a comic"

This dude lmaoooo. You can tell this guy has never been to a comic show or even likes comedians. Every major comedian has a story about being in a dodgy place and wasn't sure about their safety, being boo'ed, and insulting people to the point they really hate them.

The Oscars is the last place anyone would feel threatened. Plus the Oscars have a squadron of people who have done way more horrible things and still got one. Please, Phil..

Phil is so insignificant and his overall exposure nonexistent, getting over 10,000 likes on any of his Twitter posts is a big fucking deal for him.

This Twitter post will be etched in fat boy’s head for the rest of his life and will count as an achievement he’ll periodically remind everyone. I wouldn’t be surprised if he started printing out his viral tweets and place them on his little shelves full of gamer garbage that he views as a genuine display of the various achievements he’s garnered throughout his pathetic life.

Of course... These moments are the only time he's praised and its like playing WWE Champions and drinking gin all night without blowing the money. He's finally getting positive recognition from being negative and flirting with drama.... despite him calling people losers and low-lives for profiting from the same drama other Youtubers report on and make money from.
 
I think watching DSP for years and other things have made me incredibly jaded to shit like this. Twitter normies acting like this isn't fuckin' staged is a hoot. How do you trust people who have made a career out of acting and then actually believe the shit you see when the camera is pointed at them at an event with no repercussions.
Let's not fuckin forget this man watched and somewhat believes in shit like pro wrestling.

Shit is Superbowl tier of Janet Jackson's nipple piercing of a gig.
 
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I am going to laugh so hard the moment Phil makes it all about him, cries for justice (Chris didn't file a report), or gives that smug look like he just bitch slapped some 11 year old bitch of a kid.
No matter how he addresses this, it's going to be enjoyable, because he has already positioned himself as the loser here. If he says nothing, it's because he's already deflated. Hilarious. If he's rather coy, it's because he's afraid of the fall, like with the ProJared incident. Hilarious. If we get Debunk Stream Vol. 2, well... I don't think I need to explain why that'll be hilarious.

And all of this is because he's The Guy, and has no business feeling himself over a record amount of likes on an opinion of his. Not to mention how fake his opinion is. You notice that in tweets like that, Phil suddenly gains the ability to spell properly, use proper grammar, refrain from putting "lol" when you can tell he's not actually laughing, and generally make more sense than usual? It's not because his normal behavior is an act, it's because these tweets are.

Like getting Chapter 7, Phil is wrong to want what he wants here, because if there's anything that can make things worse for him, it's tens of thousand of people checking out this pre-stream today and finding out what kind of person he really is. Not going to happen, of course, but if it did, Phil would be in more pain than he will be after he discovers this didn't help.
Good thing he still has chat on 48-hour sub mode.
I thought it was 24 hours? Was I mistaken, or did he double it? Either way, it's like him going on his staycation instead of striking while the iron is hot, because no one coming to his stream because of his tweet is going to have a positive opinion of the chat comprising of five retards being the only ones allowed to talk.
 
Hold on, isn't the piggy SO INFLUENCED by howard stren that stren turned him into a nazi and yet is shocked that in 2022 a comedian got "slapped"

Guess he forgot about Stern and Gary the 89 Grammy's? Or AJ Benza punching Stuttering John or the multitude of times on both stern and O&A that a comedian was either threatened or someone got hit over a joke.

hmmm.
 
55,000 likes now.

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You know what this means. This is the most attention from the public at large Phil will ever get again unless he gets arrested for a shocking crime like CwC or he dies prematurely.
 
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You know what this means. This is the most attention from the public at large Phil will ever get again unless he gets arrested for a shocking crime like CwC or he dies prematurely.
I'd personally like to see 'masturbating, bankrupt, bully, childrens entertainer going viral' in my trending.
 
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You know what this means. This is the most attention from the public at large Phil will ever get again unless he gets arrested for a shocking crime like CwC or he dies prematurely.
Hes going to be sooo smug today, feeling his oats and huffing his own farts. Could be an absolutely legendary prestream, big ups to Will Smith for this gift we're about to receive.

(Not a drama streamer btw.)
 
Hes going to be sooo smug today, feeling his oats and huffing his own farts. Could be an absolutely legendary prestream, big ups to Will Smith for this gift we're about to receive.

(Not a drama streamer btw.)
He finally found a kindred spirit thats famous. Both phil and will are cucks. Whats worse is phil knew leanna was cucking him, and all he cared about was his tendies.
 
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You know what this means. This is the most attention from the public at large Phil will ever get again unless he gets arrested for a shocking crime like CwC or he dies prematurely.
Wow what a fucking little bitch this guy is. I can 100% buy the notion that he was a tattletaling teachers' pet as a kid. He's exactly that kid who would report every little scuffle to the adults who were in actuality probably fed up with it.
 
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Hes going to be sooo smug today, feeling his oats and huffing his own farts. Could be an absolutely legendary prestream, big ups to Will Smith for this gift we're about to receive.

(Not a drama streamer btw.)
Which reminds me, let's say a whole bunch of new people show up to hear more of his take, because he's going to give it. They're going to eventually wonder why - among other things - a 40 year-old man with a 15 year legacy is at the mercy of the world generating such an event for him to talk about, and get attention for. They're going to wonder why he isn't able to do anything himself, he has to sit around and wait most of the time. Especially since anyone who finds him, knows about a dozen other e-celebs who don't even weigh in on shit outside of their field, let alone rely upon that shit for material.

It just gets worse the longer they stick around, too, because eventually, his pre-streams are going back to normal, and I don't think I need to explain the problem there.
Wow what a fucking little bitch this guy is. I can 100% buy the notion that he was a tattletaling little teachers' pet as a kid. He's exactly that kid who would report every little scuffle to the adults who were probably fed up with it.
Which is funny, beause what he hates about us is that we essentially tattle on him for the shit he gets up to. There is no chance for him to be a hypocrite, that he won't take.
 
I think watching DSP for years and other things have made me incredibly jaded to shit like this. Twitter normies acting like this isn't fuckin' staged is a hoot. How do you trust people who have made a career out of acting and then actually believe the shit you see when the camera is pointed at them at an event with no repercussions.
Let's not fuckin forget this man watched and somewhat believes in shit like pro wrestling.

Shit is Superbowl tier of Janet Jackson's nipple piercing of a gig.
If they wanted this to be a spectacle should have made a white guy make the insult so Smith can hit him. It would have been so brave. Instead they perpetuated black on black violence. And thats no good.
 
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