Will Smith slaps Chris Rock over bald Jada Pinkett joke in Oscars meltdown - WHO'S THE CUCK NOW, UH?


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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock over a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith's bald head at Oscars 2022.

Will Smith accosted Chris Rock at Oscars 2022 Sunday night for joking about his wife Jada Pinkett Smith’s bald head.​

Rock took to the stage and quipped, “Jada, I love you, ‘G.I. Jane 2,’ can’t wait to see it,” but while the “King Richard” star first laughed about the joke he immediately turned sour.

Pinkett Smith looked furious before the censors turned on and muted Rock and Smith’s exchange. Lip readers, however, quickly realized a livid Smith shouted, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

Momentarily fazed, Rock responded, “Wow, Will Smith just smacked the s–t out of me” before defending his joke as “just a ‘G.I. Jane’ joke,” but the Oscar-nominated actor wasn’t having it and kept screaming, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

“The Nutty Professor” star suffers from alopecia and has been vocal about her struggle with hair loss and debuted a shaved head last summer.

“Willow made me do it because it was time to let go BUT … my 50’s are bout to be Divinely lit with this shed,” the 50-year-old actress wrote, reposting a selfie featuring the pair’s matching shaved styles.


 
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The only reason why he hasn't divorced her is because he didn't have the foresight to have her sign a prenup.
Don't gimme that-- he's a Scientologist. He has the attorney manpower to make her outright penniless.

As a woman, your hair is your lady dick. It's your proud mane and it's your ego.
But men use their penises for sex... and for peeing.

Do women use their hair for either of those things? It's not just an ego thing-- it's actual functionality being lost if the machinery's gone wack.

Good on Will Smith standing up for his wife like a god damn man.
>woman
>talking about masculinity
>at all


It's not that women aren't qualified to talk about what they want or need from a man (they are, and they should be doing that), but many default to talking about "what a man should be".

Will Smith "stood up for his wife like a man", even though he couldn't stand up for himself like a man when his wife talked glowingly about how she cheated on him? Why the hell should he stand up for someone who disgraced him as a man and husband on live television? She admitted that she definitively rotted out her marriage with infidelity, and emasculated him even further by almost certainly goading him into saying that they were in an open relationship so he could cover her shame.

He couldn't even properly backhand Chris, and he only went out there because his wife sicced him. He was laughing, too.

"Like a man" my ass. A man would have speed-dialed his divorce lawyer as soon as he learned she was cheating on him. That rapper dude makes you happy? Why you not with him?

He should have stayed laughing, and he should have laughed harder. Their marriage is a sham, anyways, as is their family-- speaking of which,
That is a fair point, but couldn't they just be staying together for the kids?
You look at Jaden Smith, look me in the eye, and tell me they ever gave a damn about their children.
 
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All that frustration of being called a cuck for years and he finally couldn't take it anymore.

....sadly he's still a cuck. Now people tweeting it to him will just pepper in bald jokes now. Variety is the spice of life.

I bet the people that run the show are happy though. FINALLY for the first time in like 2 decades, people are talking about the Oscars.
 
My wrestling autism is kicking in. It was a pile driver, a move that can legit possibly paralyze you/break your neck: ex Steve Austin/Owen Hart Summerslam 1997.
I bow to your superior knowledge on the topic. All I know is that it was one of the greatest wind ups in the history of wrestling and it warms the cockles of my heart to know Lawler and Kaufman were such good friends IRL.
 
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My favorite joke so far is "Will Smith wouldn't have done that if it was The Rock instead of Chris Rock."
If Will Smith smacked The Rock, the hit wouldn't even phase him. Only a small % of people in the world would be able to bow up to John "The Dwayne" Rockson and live to tell the tale.
 
Nah it wasn't scripted on the uncensored broadcast you can see Will Smith tard raging screaming to keep his wife's name out of his mouth and shit, and both are swearing. Rock was shook.

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Yeah, exactly. There is a lot of fakery in oscar shows, but they are not THAT good of actors. Also, all the hollywood run entertainment media posts clips where you don't see the leadup and they claim when he won the oscar that he was apologizing. Which if you listen to it, he wasn't. Hollywood is pretty ruthless, but if they planned something like this, it would be a white guy taken the fall (the guy hitting), not one of their few golden black guys.

Will Smith "stood up for his wife like a man", even though he couldn't stand up for himself like a man when his wife talked glowingly about how she cheated on him? Why the hell should he stand up for someone who disgraced him as a man and husband on live television? She admitted that she definitively rotted out her marriage with infidelity, and emasculated him even further by almost certainly goading him into saying that they were in an open relationship so he could cover her shame.
Yeah. Overcompensation. It's always the insecure guys that need to do shit like this. He was hoping to win his own m'lady's favour back (which is never going to happen).

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Understatement of the fucking milenium.

Idk about the daughter, all i know about her is she did a ghetto version of "Whip it" but haven't heard much about her after that. The Son on the other hand is fucking bonkers if his Twitter is anything to go off of, nevermind the fact the faggot wears skirts sometimes. I think he was also a part of the "He Will Not Divide Us" shitshow that Shia LaBeauf was in control of.
She sings in a death metal band now, I just know this cause some metal rag did an article on her. Apparently she has always loved metal but always got told to stop "acting white" and was pressured towards hip-hop, and the rag made it into a big thing about the metal community needing to be more open and inclusive. The comments then got flooded with the obvious question of "what race were the kids telling her to stop acting white?" And the writer flipped out.
 
No one's talking about the Oscars. It was a live setting, that's the big deal. If this was a stunt to add buzz to the Oscars, it failed because all people are talking about are Will and Jada's messy personal lives.

I'm at the point where I question everything but it doesn't make sense that it was fake. It makes Will look worse than he already does on a night where he was supposed to shine and possibly make everyone forget for a little while that he's a cuck, and to some people Chris damaged his rep by not fighting back. Jada comes off as a narc who can't take and joke and everyone's finally understanding why their kids are so messed up.

Taking the parties involved into consideration, it's not surprising it happened. I predict it might be walked back as a joke, but the time to do that was after the commercial break with the two men standing together on stage saying hey, we're just joking, we're all right. Prediction: Jada files for divorce. It's clear she thinks very little of Will and this was the epitome of cringe. Look for her to play the victim during a damage control press tour.

Jayden and Willow, come get your parents (again).
 
Had that been Ricky Gervais, everyone there would have rushed the stage for calling them all rapists and pedos.
But nobody did when he made those jokes to their faces.....

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Realistically, could have had a good comeback?
 
The only reason you would ever do that is to "protect their honor", and furthermore you would do that in a society that values honor and is of the understanding that a woman can't protect her own.
I know one thing, anybody talks shit about Hillary in public will get Chris Rock's by me.
 
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When have you seen a black booker*? I've never.
Ernie Ladd was an assistant booker/agent for Bill Watts in Mid-South.

/WrestlingTism

Will Smith is either a faggot because he can't take the bants, or he's a faggot for letting his wife sic him on another man, or he's a faggot because he can't even put down a guy the size of Chris Rock.

What I'm trying to say is, Will Smith is a faggot.
 
Will Smith is either a faggot because he can't take the bants, or he's a faggot for letting his wife sic him on another man, or he's a faggot because he can't even put down a guy the size of Chris Rock.

What I'm trying to say is, Will Smith is a faggot.
He's a cuck because even after being cucked, he has to defend the right of m'lady. Also a fag because he can't take bants, letting his wife sic him on another man, and can't even put a manlet like down for the count.
 
Hollywood isn't gonna shun him man, he brings in the bucks and that's all that matters to them in the end.

He hasn't for a very long time, if you look at how he makes his money these days it's mostly royaltys from rebroadcasts of his much older works.

He does a lot of "Producer" work but it's mostly because he has a intrest in the company making the film or show and it helps to sell the product, think of it as Eminace Gresse in Hollywood.

Don't gimme that-- he's a Scientologist. He has the attorney manpower to make her outright penniless.

He does as he's the main breadwinner but he's also got Scientology backing, they can't let a celebrity under there banner go wanting and they will go to protect Will over Jeda because he's more valuable to them than she has ever been or the potentiality to ever be. Even if they didn't directly fund a divorce they would be more than willing to give over compromising information about her to Will's legal team and leak stuff to the press to poisen her image in the court of public opinion.

Ah. Then maybe he is gay, although him slapping another guy in the face makes me think he might be an incel

There was rumours years ago floating around Will Smith around the time of 2000 - 2002 that he was gay or at least willing to take it for a roll, since then two theiroys have cropped up -

1) He really is gay, but like Travolta he's not able to be openly gay because the COS has some dark stuff on him that would ruin him.
2) He isn't gay but the COS spread those rumours as a dark blackmail to make whatever they have on him more believable,

My personal guess is he's Bi - and the COS wants to have friendly happy families who always come together (especially minority's, it's the one area they are growing demographically) and that's what's forced Jeda and Will to get back together and that's why he took the very open public cucking he got, the laugh he made at the joke and then getting his marching orders to go slap the unfunny man.
 
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