4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Johnny Clyde Cash said:
Let's not forget that Ralph only scheduled that appearance in the first place to get back at Nick Rekieta after Nick dropped some lore about the Gunt and talked shit during his own appearance on the show a few months ago.

I know Ralph backing out of this podcast appearance almost seems like an afterthought in the wake of the recent Alice revelations, but just to be clear: Ralph just pussied out of his chance to set the record straight on Nick Rekieta. Definitely the smart move to make given the circumstances, but still very funny, and something worth smearing in Ralph's piggy face since he's never one to take accusations of cowardice lightly.

Rekieta Status: Un-Retorted.
Ralph Status: Aborted.
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Ralph was never going to go onto that show, he's afraid of any confrontation now. He's completely bitch made. Who have we had dunk on Ralph in the last month to absolute crickets from the guntlord? Kaya of the Official Podcast and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts did an entire episode shitting on him, Dick had a big event 2 years delayed with Rackets over the Gunt, Alice is calling him a rapist on PPP and Warski's platform.

Ever since the West Memphis Weasel ran from Jarbo, he's been completely afraid to throw barbs at anyone above internet randos.(and I guess, like, Cog, today)
 
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Polyboros2 said:
Ralph was never going to go onto that show, he's afraid of any confrontation now. He's completely bitch made. Who have we had dunk on Ralph in the last month to absolute crickets from the guntlord? Kaya of the Official Podcast and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts did an entire episode shitting on him, Dick had a big event 2 years delayed with Rackets over the Gunt, Alice is calling him a rapist on PPP and Warski's platform.
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Link to WATP show please.
 
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Johnny Clyde Cash said:
I know Ralph backing out of this podcast appearance almost seems like an afterthought in the wake of the recent Alice revelations, but just to be clear: Ralph just pussied out of his chance to set the record straight on Nick Rekieta. Definitely the smart move to make given the circumstances, but still very funny, and something worth smearing in Ralph's piggy face since he's never one to take accusations of cowardice lightly.

Rekieta Status: Un-Retorted.
Ralph Status: Aborted.
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. nooooooooooo. I wanted him on Elijah Schaefer so bad. Why is Ethan such a buck-broken hog now. Guess his balls are on Pantsu’s mantle……pathetic. Castrated Pig-Wigger, or “Pigger” can’t bant, can’t defend his honor, and most of all can’t go on a diet successfully, lmao!
 
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MediocreMilt said:
*glug glug glug* COG THE CUCK!!!!!!
-Ralph the Rapist
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Funny, because Cog said he was willing to raise another man's child. He isn't doing that though, that weird freak's husband found out and they broke up.

Cuck, how is it spelt?
Having to pay to establish parentage to your own alleged child and get added to the birth certificate to own some guy in Serbia?
 
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MediocreMilt said:
*glug glug glug* COG THE CUCK!!!!!!
-Ralph the Rapist
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if the gunt makes a barb, but even fucking cog legit has better things to do than listen and no one clips it, did it ever even happen? nah not in my book, in my mind the only gunt moments that exist in any meaningful way is him going on shows people actually watch and getting gelded by mundane matt and told off by his homo crush. maybe thats why gunt rages so much, trying desperately to yell back to humanity as he seeps further and further back into the primordial void of non-existence.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. nooooooooooo. I wanted him on Elijah Schaefer so bad. Why is Ethan such a buck-broken hog now. Guess his balls are on Pantsu’s mantle……pathetic. Castrated Pig-Wigger, or “Pigger” can’t bant, can’t defend his honor, and most of all can’t go on a diet successfully, lmao!
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It’s a fact that having babies lowers a man’s T-levels, that plus with how fat Ralph is, he’s probably got castrated tranny levels of T and estrogen now.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
It’s a fact that having babies lowers a man’s T-levels, that plus with how fat Ralph is, he’s probably got castrated tranny levels of T and estrogen now.
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I’ve been on record here on the Faggot Farms saying several times that Ralph‘s ever-increasing extreme obesity has skyrocketed his estrogen levels. Perhaps helping explain his womanly behavior, barring his thin-skinned and sensitive nature of course. With the baby on top of it, as well as May‘s influence, Ralph will soon be known as Ronda and be going through penis-removal surgery. Sad.
 
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Beavis said:
According to gunt on his latest stream some of his guests are asking for travel expense reimbursement. He’s going to lose money on this event and some of his guests are going to flake last minute.
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He's trying so hard to make it look like an organic event with a group of friends. That's sad. Why would you pay people to come to this shitshow Ralph? Who are you getting a win over on with this? Yourself for ever making this retarded fucking plan?
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Ralph will soon be known as Ronda and be going through penis-removal surgery. Sad.
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if he gets fatter he won’t need the surgery, his body will just naturally turn his micro into a clot and gunt folds into a vagina. For every 30-50lbs he puts on that’s another inch gone due to fat so realistically he can only put on 60-100lbs
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
if he gets fatter he won’t need the surgery, his body will just naturally turn his micro into a clot and gunt folds into a vagina. For every 30-50lbs he puts on that’s another inch gone due to fat so realistically he can only put on 60-100lbs
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True. Even if he was lean, the Memphis Micro barely reaches two inches, and that’s being generous. No doubt his massive deposits of pubic fat and sagging gunt fully enveloped his baby carrot long ago. At this rate, his AIDS—ridden micropenis will be far inside his body, technically classifying it as a vagina.

How repulsive the truth is of Ralph’s vile body. I’m sorry to everyone who had to visualize this, but reality is often a bitter pill.
 
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InwardsStink said:
He's trying so hard to make it look like an organic event with a group of friends. That's sad. Why would you pay people to come to this shitshow Ralph? Who are you getting a win over on with this? Yourself for ever making this retarded fucking plan?
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Why would any one want to travel to Dallas suburb to hang out with the fat greasy Gunt at the Thrift Giant Bowling alley to help his dead gay stream? It’s surprising they’d go even with costs covered but this is the bottom of the barrel we are talking about so they will probably go anywhere if someone buys a ticket and a night in a Motel 8.
 
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Iamthatis said:
I’m calling it now the Wigger Bowling tournament is going to get cancelled. Ralph will come up with some bs reason but it will be because nobody is coming and he’s embarrassed.
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Fuck that. I want Ralph to be in the Thrift Giant Bowling alley with all owner’s idiot friends and Ralph the idiot king streaming to 100 people watching just to laugh at him.

The Thrift Giant Bowling extravaganza is what Ralph is most important, not his daughter’s first week of life.
 
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