DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Since there's at least some thought that "Emil H" is zoya and zoya is snowkarl, chances of a $1k+ chargeback saga?

It's probably just our resident three letter dent, started adding random amounts to make us punch the air harder, but that soon proved too much effort

 

[actually]

It's probably just our resident three letter dent, started adding random amounts to make us punch the air harder, but that soon proved too much effort

Probably, but I'm going to daydream about this like when you buy a lottery ticket and think about all the things you're going to do if you win, right up until they announce / you read the first number, and it doesn't match any of yours.

 

[Pargon]

OIC should be banned from every thread on this board save for his own and Shitting Street.

Let him foul up his own containment unit. Fuck me but he’s the worst thing to happen to the Vortex. If we can’t keep two dozen users from shitting their pants whenever he shows up can we at least mitigate the damage?

 

[bobatnight]

OIC should be banned from every thread on this board save for his own and Shitting Street.

Let him foul up his own containment unit. Fuck me but he’s the worst thing to happen to the Vortex. If we can’t keep two dozen users from shitting their pants whenever he shows up can we at least mitigate the damage?

He gets off on the attention, he exists and its a sad existence. There's really not much else to say about it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

fucking lmao he didn't really say this, did he?
if you ever wanted proof that they're only roommates, this is it

Phil not knowing if his own wife wants kids has to be the most strangest most autistic thing I've read on this site in a long time. Everyone has that conversation at some point with their long term gf's and wives. Also "her business"? bro she's you're fucking wife dude! What middle aged man marries a woman and has her move in without a discussion about whether they want kids or not?

 

[Pargon]

He gets off on the attention, he exists and its a sad existence. There's really not much else to say about it.

That’s precisely my point. Don’t make people wade through his vomit and everyone reacting to every one of his posts trying to own him when they just want to read about Phil. He wants his attention he can have it but he clearly also wants to shit up the thread and tile people. He doesn’t belong in General at the very least.

 

[snort inquisition]

OIC should be banned from every thread on this board save for his own and Shitting Street.

Let him foul up his own containment unit. Fuck me but he’s the worst thing to happen to the Vortex. If we can’t keep two dozen users from shitting their pants whenever he shows up can we at least mitigate the damage?

a lot of the people who post here are just as fucking retarded as he is, i shouldn't be surprised because they were probably fans of phil at some point

 

[Kosher Dill]

Phil not knowing if his own wife wants kids has to be the most strangest most autistic thing I've read on this site in a long time.

It's a bizarre retcon since he's already gone on record saying that he and Kat have discussed it and both definitely do not want kids.

I wonder if Kat suddenly got a case of baby rabies.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

so i have a theory why khet doesnt trot along with dsp on his big day out (other than she doesn't want to be around him at all).
anyway my theory is thus: khet got fired from fred meyer and dsp's autistic schedule won't let him go anywhere else so she refuses to go to not have to interact with former coworkers

 

[FormerPro]

MFW I think, for one fleeting second, Will Smith has replied to my Tweet.

100% the same face he makes after a good pull on Champions.

 

[Coke Zero]

Phil not knowing if his own wife wants kids has to be the most strangest most autistic thing I've read on this site in a long time. Everyone has that conversation at some point with their long term gf's and wives. Also "her business"? bro she's you're fucking wife dude! What middle aged man marries a woman and has her move in without a discussion about whether they want kids or not?

If kat wants to have a baby that's between her and her boyfriend. It has nothing to do with phil, he's just a mature adult trying to play video games. Only immature kids who don't understand how life works think a husband would know if his wife wants to have a baby or not.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

so i have a theory why khet doesnt trot along with dsp on his big day out (other than she doesn't want to be around him at all).
anyway my theory is thus: khet got fired from fred meyer and dsp's autistic schedule won't let him go anywhere else so she refuses to go to not have to interact with former coworkers

Or, she basically told him "Fuck no, I'm not holding your hand like we're in fucking high school or I'm your mom."

 

[MAWBD]

a lot of the people who post here are just as fucking retarded as he is, i shouldn't be surprised because they were probably fans of phil at some point

You mean this thread has alotta peepul that sank 20k+ USD$ into a 40 year old e-beggar? OIC is a special kind of retard.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I can't figure out what any of the parties involved would have stood to gain from staging the Oscars incident.

To be tweeted at by the mighty dsp obviously.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

"Aphasia is a condition that robs you of the ability to communicate. It can affect your ability to speak, write and understand language, both verbal and written. Aphasia typically occurs suddenly after a stroke or a head injury."

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9ty-H-ENrhs31-_v7VktgWCv2LkW64we

But uhh, someti.. if.. as I get older, this is true, as I get older I find that sometimes I know exactly what I wanna say, I know how to say it and I say the opposite. Or I say something related to it, like I'll say "Oh I really love apples" and instead I'll say "Oh I really love oranges" and then my wife will be like: "Oh, you meant apples, right?" and I'll be like: "Yeah, what the hell did I say oranges for?" and it's the same thing here like sometimes I will rev.. reverse the order of words...... or even combine words together "Claimsmeflem" instead of "cleanse me, flame"

Play at .5 speed for extra stroke effect.

 

[capefear56]

Since there's at least some thought that "Emil H" is zoya and zoya is snowkarl, chances of a $1k+ chargeback saga?

Nah, Emil H is CoffeeCuck. What are the odds he drops $150 the same day the other guy has a meltdown on here?

 

[Lolidaki]

am I missing another "DOOD I'M GOING VIRAI" saga? Fucking hate re-runs.

 

[Dona Morte]

too much time on their hand

Is that because your other hand goes to worship Phil?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"Kat, you'll never believe it," Phil gasps in the doorway to Kat's room, struggling to catch his breath from waddling across the hall, "I went viral. We're saved." Phil smiles, his yellowed, worn down, rotten teeth poking out behind drooped lips. Kat shudders but doesn't turn around, she's about to find out she's the Dragonborn. Phil clears his throat, "so about our little deal..." He purrs to Kat, reminder her that she promised they could have underwear time if Phil went viral. "My room, ten minutes, be ready," Phil commands, "and wear those things I like."
Eyeliner and mascara running down her face, Kat enters Phil's room wearing men's wrestling attire and an eight inch strap-on. Phil lies on his stomach, naked, the oil of not washing for four days glistens off his sweaty skin. Kat cringes as she mounts Phil to peg him. "Do it for the free stuff" has become her mantra. She closes her eyes, imagining fighting draugr in some fat off catacomb. Phil let's out a high pitched squeal as he's penetrated. As Kat pulls out, the strap-on is coated in shit (a cardinal sin among fags, closeted or otherwise), she sighs, she should have known Phil would fully indulge all of his kinks, he went viral, after all.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

oh god he's on an ego trip cause he's massively over-leveled for the content claiming he's not using summons to challenge himself.