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goodgrief · Mar 28, 2022

Lmao, why write shit like "TERFS need not apply". Sir, these women aren't checking for you. No women are, but TERFS just extra aren't. They'd yeet his invading man body into an active volcano if they could and he's like um ladies pls control urselves bc I know my dick is magic.

And the one who just wants "a girl" to show off his panty collection too. And he adds what he thinks GiRLs like. We all drink wine and watch legally blonde while painting our nails(and shOWiNg ofF pAntiEs). The only people interested in pAnTiEs are men, sir. And it's usually not yours they'd like to sniff

Bad Take Crucifier · Mar 28, 2022

goodgrief said:
Lmao, why write shit like "TERFS need not apply"

They would like to think that lesbians can't tell they're trans unless they explicitly point it out. Imagine how awkward it would be if they matched with a TERF due to being otherwise utterly indistinguishable from a bio-lesbian! :story:

Tranimal Farm · Mar 28, 2022

Sinner's Sandwich said:
No joke I heard many of them started to put things like "JK Rowling is my favorite writer" in their dating profile because it's makes the troon men stay away and they can find like minded women.

Good for them.

garbage cake · Mar 30, 2022

moving through the A's

from my very first ever Farms post. memories!

"will teach you to play yugioh" what a classic lesbian phrase

Chad to Troon pipeline

warning, extreme cope ahead

shit that is a rough 33 bro

bonus Amanda

Bad Take Crucifier · Mar 30, 2022

garbage cake said:
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I gotta say this is really something .

LOOKS JUST LIKE HER! :story:

garbage cake · Mar 30, 2022

More from the A's

Final Chin Boss

legit terrifying

not the scariest Andrea but certainly the least showered

the fattest Andrea

Heterosexuality with Extra Steps

Two equally repulsive Angies

these both have the "terfs need not apply" warning
:story:

sir this is a Wendy's

ñññ · Mar 30, 2022

Ruin said:
Why do they specify top or bottom in their profiles? lesbians can't naturally penetrate each other, those terms pretty much exclusively exist in the gay male community. Are their brains that rotted from porn?

Lots of them just chose "switch". They don't give a shit as long as they get some form of lesbian pussy.

Anne Hyroe · Mar 30, 2022

garbage cake said:
More from the A's

WTF is this? I presume they’re called Amiti because they’re horrifying?

Online Fossil · Mar 30, 2022

The second Andrea looks like Snape from Harry Potter got in touch with his feminine side.

wtf is “metronormative”?
And why do they even bother putting “no TERFs”, obviously TERFs aren’t going to hit them up.

Winter · Mar 30, 2022

Online Fossil said:
The second Andrea looks like Snape from Harry Potter got in touch with his feminine side.

wtf is “metronormative”?
And why do they even bother putting “no TERFs”, obviously TERFs aren’t going to hit them up.

or any real women for that matter.

supremeautismo · Mar 30, 2022

Damn, Bobby Lee looks rough.

Bad Take Crucifier · Mar 30, 2022

Imagine being trans and having the massive natural advantage of being Asian, and still fucking it up by being fat.

garbage cake · Mar 30, 2022

Bad Take Crucifier said:
Imagine being trans and having the massive natural advantage of being Asian, and still fucking it up by being fat.

wait until you see Ann

what a very lesbian thing to do:

Bad Take Crucifier · Mar 30, 2022

garbage cake said:
wait until you see Ann
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what a very lesbian thing to do:
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Holy shit, this dude literally looks manlier than most Asian men. And he appears to be quite well-hung, too (

). What a waste of rare Asian Chad genes.

Barbarus · Mar 30, 2022

Not a fetish by the way.

It's pretty shocking how many 41 percenters have relatively similar features and look similar to the notable cows we have threads on. Tim and the piss tranny being the most obvious.

Otterly · Mar 31, 2022

do I even want to know what skolisexual is?

Sinner's Sandwich · Mar 31, 2022

Otterly said:
do I even want to know what skolisexual is?

It sounds disgusting & like a disease

worms in your skull · Mar 31, 2022

This isn't an issue that's exclusive to transgender individuals, but I'll never understand how people can put the most unflattering pictures of themselves online in the attempt to find a partner.

Bad Take Crucifier said:
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How is THIS of all things the picture you choose? Just super low effort.

alpaca amhole · Mar 31, 2022

RE the top/bottom thing, in this context it's a bastardisation of the old stone/pillow princess terms and usually used by the very online.

Lesbian sex almost always includes a giver and a receiver, since almost nobody uses strap-ons/scissors/whatever. A top only gives, a bottom only receives, switches tend to swap between each other through the night. All the actual lesbians I know would be counted as switches.

Most mtfs describe themselves as bottoms because of COURSE they do lmao. I've yet to see an actual female identify with it.

source: dyke