Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[gish.]

I hope its not 'pozloading my neghole', but I sent Sarge an anonymous knife birthday gift. I hope he got it . <3

I just wanted him to know he has more people rooting for him.


Edit: Sorry guys, I've never done anything like that before.. I just understand growing up surrounded by white trash and I find him endearing. It was just a little pocket knife but yeah, I gotcha; I'll root for him from a distance & wont pozload my neghole anymoar.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I hope its not 'pozloading my neghole', but I sent Sarge an anonymous knife birthday gift. I hope he got it . <3

I just wanted him to know he has more people rooting for him.

it probably is but I support it.

It’s not like we’re trying to get him to sperg out and make milk and it’s not like he was soliciting donations (like 99.9% of the cows here).

 

[Rotogravure]

it probably is but I support it.

It’s not like we’re trying to get him to sperg out and make milk and it’s not like he was soliciting donations (like 99.9% of the cows here).

It is, but I also think its endearing we're mostly all rooting for him.
edited to add "mostly"

 

[lindsayfan]

Slightly off the topic of the Arkansas zoo (or is it?) - what the fuck is Torina talking about here? Didn't want kids and still had NINE pregnancies?

this blows my mind too. for fuck's sake, make some conscious choices-- if you want or don't want a certain outcome, do something to achieve or ward off that outcome!! this whole victim-of-fate nine-unwanted-pregnancies thing is like some shit from afghanistan or a super-abusive religious cult. set an example for your four unwanted kids by exercising some goddamn agency over your own life.

It is, but I also think its endearing we're all rooting for him.

wait wait you SARGE SIMPS don't speak for me!! i don't think he's evil or anything but i do think he's a ticking time bomb violence-wise and also clearly a bugaboo with women (not counting the hags that pursue him).

i guess if "i hope sarge doesn't drunkenly beat someone with a piece of concrete" or "i hope sarge stops sending unsolicted dick pics and hassling ppl on FB messenger" is rooting for him, then I guess i am rooting for him...

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Yeah sorry I’m going to be the asshole.
Sending him a knife (wtf seriously) is… since this is BP I’m going to watch my mouth, but no, just stop it.
Leaving aside the criminal record he already has for what was it, DV? And his TBI, I don’t see the same thing you guys see.
But I’ve been good, I’ve kept quiet through all the ‘aww Sarge’ posts. But enough’s enough, don’t send him stuff.
ETA I do understand the need for a bit of sunshine in this cesspool of a thread.

 

[Jeep1971]

it probably is but I support it.

It’s not like we’re trying to get him to sperg out and make milk and it’s not like he was soliciting donations (like 99.9% of the cows here).

I hope Sarge knows he has a whole shitload of people on an anonymous website full of cynical assholes who care about him.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Sperg, worked for a bank at one point: They never pay on a weekend. They will pay the Friday before if deposit falls on a week, at least with SSDI anyway but I’d imagine all government issued payments are the same.

This probably varies by state and type of benefits, but around here, they pay out EBT (food stamps) based on the last digit of your SSN. So, if your SSN ended in 1, you'd get paid the 1st, and so on.

However, a bit of Googling informs me that SSI is always paid out on the 1st, unless the 1st is a weekend or holiday, in which case the payment is issued on the Friday immediately prior to the 1st. The reason Kim got her January 1 payment on Christmas Eve is because January 1 was a Saturday. Ordinarily, this would have meant that her payment date was the Friday before (December 31). January 1 is a holiday, however, and since it fell on a Saturday this year, the government "observed" it on the Friday prior, which was December 31. Thus, her payment was issued on the Friday prior to the observed holiday, which happened to have been Christmas Eve, December 24.

It wasn't fucking random. God, Kim is so goddamn stupid.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

This probably varies by state and type of benefits, but around here, they pay out EBT (food stamps) based on the last digit of your SSN. So, if your SSN ended in 1, you'd get paid the 1st, and so on.

However, a bit of Googling informs me that SSI is always paid out on the 1st, unless the 1st is a weekend or holiday, in which case the payment is issued on the Friday immediately prior to the 1st. The reason Kim got her January 1 payment on Christmas Eve is because January 1 was a Saturday. Ordinarily, this would have meant that her payment date was the Friday before (December 31). January 1 is a holiday, however, and since it fell on a Saturday this year, the government "observed" it on the Friday prior, which was December 31. Thus, her payment was issued on the Friday prior to the observed holiday, which happened to have been Christmas Eve, December 24.

It wasn't fucking random. God, Kim is so fucking stupid.

Ah, you’re right. I went back and looked at the calendar and that does make sense. And Kim has had these payments coming for years. You think she’d figure it out, but nope. The girl has exactly two brain cells and they’re rotting from lack of use.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Ah, you’re right. I went back and looked at the calendar and that does make sense. And Kim has had these payments coming for years. You think she’d figure it out, but nope. The girl has exactly two brain cells and they’re rotting from lack of use.

I can't imagine how shitty it must be to go through life at the mercy of absolutely everything because you're incapable of understanding simple cause and effect. Honestly, if it weren't for the fact that she chose to bring a kid into the middle of it, I'd feel real bad for Kim.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Ah, you’re right. I went back and looked at the calendar and that does make sense. And Kim has had these payments coming for years. You think she’d figure it out, but nope. The girl has exactly two brain cells and they’re rotting from lack of use.

Kim is a complete tard. She is probablyone of those people who bitch about not being able to budget because she is on a fixed income, yet having a fixed income makes calculating a budge a whole lot easier than when it varies.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

No idea why you say Kim can’t budget. She has priorities as a busy stay at home mom. Any disposable cash is for wommart hair salon halfass styling as part of her self-care.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I guess she's given up on the bed rest.

 

[NotYourMom]

No idea why you say Kim can’t budget. She has priorities as a busy stay at home mom. Any disposable cash is for wommart hair salon halfass styling as part of her self-care.
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Does anyone else here view her actions and see her face and adipose distribution and wonder (just a little bit) whether or not she might have just a touch of the downs?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Does anyone else here view her actions and see her face and adipose distribution and wonder (just a little bit) whether or not she might have just a touch of the downs?

Her face is extremely MR-looking to me, especially with her recent FB lives. But we’ve been assured she isn’t, and she’d get tardbux for that if she was diagnosed.

 

[NotYourMom]

Her face is extremely MR-looking to me, especially with her recent FB lives. But we’ve been assured she isn’t, and she’d get tardbux for that if she was diagnosed.

Is she not diagnosed because she doesn’t have it (determined via adequate testing?) or is she not diagnosed as a matter of pride either on her part of the part of her mother?

Does her son have it?

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

My two cents worth, I’ll take my clocks or barrels, etc…

I’m rooting for sarge. He’s got his crosses to bear, but I think he’s making an effort to be a good person—— I understand wanting him to have a nice birthday. However, sending a dangerous weapon to a guy with impulse control issues is some supreme autism. I know it was ‘only a pocket knife’, but a paper clip can kill someone if you try hard enough.

A deodorant stick or a Little Ceasers gift certificate would have been a better choice.

Sending him anything is ignoring the (sacred) prime directive (look, do not touch). Shit like this is why farmers get a bad rap. Interference frigs up the organic hilarity of our cows and their orbiters.

ETA if Sarge got your gift and he somehow figured out the farms and saw this thread, he’ll most likely lock down his FB profile and no more Sarge updates.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

My two cents worth, I’ll take my clocks or barrels, etc…

I’m rooting for sarge. He’s got his crosses to bear, but I think he’s making an effort to be a good person—— I understand wanting him to have a nice birthday. However, sending a dangerous weapon to a guy with impulse control issues is some supreme autism. I know it was ‘only a pocket knife’, but a paper clip can kill someone if you try hard enough.

A deodorant stick or a Little Ceasers gift certificate would have been a better choice.

Sending him anything is ignoring the (sacred) prime directive (look, do not touch). Shit like this is why farmers get a bad rap. Interference frigs up the organic hilarity of our cows and their orbiters.

ETA if Sarge got your gift and he somehow figured out the farms and saw this thread, he’ll most likely lock down his FB profile and no more Sarge updates.

Or maybe he'd shout out his fans lol

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Her face is extremely MR-looking to me, especially with her recent FB lives. But we’ve been assured she isn’t, and she’d get tardbux for that if she was diagnosed.

I wouldn’t say assured. I just said I didn’t think so because I have no confirmation. Her face is definitely…something else. The first time I saw her picture in this thread, I almost dropped my phone like I was seeing a jump scare from FNAF.

 

[Vi0l3t]

No idea why you say Kim can’t budget. She has priorities as a busy stay at home mom. Any disposable cash is for wommart hair salon halfass styling as part of her self-care.
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Yeah it's an old photo but kim CONSTANTLY has new clothes, new fake nails, they spent like 300 on a Walmart engagement ring weeks before Aiden birthday and Christmas then beg for money because they have none for it. Shes a selfish hog cunt. Yes her face is extremely tarded looking.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Or maybe he'd shout out his fans lol

The Sarge on KF story arc would involve him wandering off into A&N and sending dick pics to every poster with an anime girl avatar while they tried to talk to him about The Great Reset.