Culture 10 creepy songs with lyrics that have aged badly

Far Out Magazine (Archive) - March 28, 2022
by, Eoghan Lyng

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“It was of its time.” We hear that defence all the time, whether it’s some of the language uttered by Santino Corleone in The Godfather or if it’s some of the books issued by Agatha Christie. But like some of the dialogue in The Godfather or the books about murder, there are pop songs that haven’t aged like the fine wine they intended them to be.

We’ve whittled it down to ten numbers, but there could be far more added to the list. The Beatles ‘Run For Your Life’ was in the running, but we discounted it on the grounds that John Lennon largely disowned it in later years. We could also make a case for ‘Fairy Tale of New York’, but the song is meant to be set during the 1950s, so the characters acted accordingly. And as an Irishman, I’m going to allow Elvis Costello the chance to walk away with ‘Oliver’s Army’, considering the words he used in the song were the words Cromwell used to describe the Irish population.

But it’s much harder to defend the following ten songs, each of them grubby in their own way, and all of them hard to make a case for. They range from a rollicking Led Zeppelin rocker to a more sedate Guns N’ Roses tune that uses a number of slurs that are unacceptable in Britain and Ireland.

The ten tunes chosen have merit- the Megadeth song is brilliantly presented and produced – but there’s no saving the sentiment or the fact that none of them would make it onto the airwaves today. And if you do feel sick by the end, blame the songwriters, not Far Out.

10 songs with lyrics that have aged badly:​

10. ‘Sick Again’-Led Zeppelin​

Led Zeppelin author Bob Spitz was hopeful that Robert Plant would speak to him for his book. It looked likely, but then the Metoo movement started, and the band were less anxious to spill their secrets. Jimmy Page’s dalliances with younger women have been notarised, but Plant might well have some skeletons in his cupboard too. Take exhibit ‘Sick Again’, bolstered by the presence of a groupie who has followed the band since she was “13” and waits for the day she will turn that sacred “16”.

The number is deeply sonically sultry, but the undertone – that of a grown man waiting for the day a girl will be old enough to sleep with – is more than a little insidious to listen to. Plant closes out the tune with a series of scintillating moans, which might indicate what his intentions are.

9. ‘You’re All I Need’- Mötley Crüe​

Mötley Crüe have long courted controversy, but there’s something a little too nasty about ‘You’re All I Need’, which is likely to offend listeners who are sensitive to femicide. Bassist Nicky Wire later admitted that the song came from some genuine real-life impulses he felt, demonstrating an eagerness to communicate to his girlfriend through song. “I took the cassette over to her apartment, and I didn’t say anything. I just had a little cassette player, and I just played it for her, and she started crying, and I walked out the door,” he admitted to Rolling Stone. “I was like, ‘Well now, that’s that.'”

The song details the perspective of a man who kills his girlfriend to preserve her beauty. Disguising the sentiment is Vince Neil’s lovelorn vocal, capturing a genuinely impressive performance that starts low, escalating to an out and out scream during the coda. It’s a wonderful performance, but the words are a bit rote.

8. ‘One In A Million’- Guns N’ Roses​

Like Nicky Wire, Axl Rose enjoys trolling fans, but this tune made his bandmates uncomfortable. The song contains not one but two slurs, the first geared at members of the Black community, the latter at members in the LGBTQ+ commune. We will not be printing the slurs, but you can always listen to the track to hear them if you wish.

In Roses’s defence, it’s hard to call someone who enjoys Queen and Elton John homophobic, and as he pointed out, one of the band members – Slash – is bi-racial and would have refused to play on it if he thought it was created with genuine racist intent. However, Rose’s experience does not speak for us all.

But there’s no denying that the tune uses the words for shock value, making it virtually impossible to play the song unedited on the radio. At one point Rose asks the listeners to ignore their primal whims and excuse him because he’s a “small-town boy”. Duff McKagan later admitted he was uncomfortable with the track but hit the roof when Rose opted to sing a number penned by Charles Manson on their 1993 effort, The Spaghetti Incident?

7. ‘Jeanny’- Falco​

Austrian vocalist Falco is best known internationally for ‘Amadeus’, released on the heels of the regained interest in Mozart’s work. Still, there was a more experimental side to the singer, as can be heard on this probing tune, encapsulating the horrors and the excitements of a kidnapping. It’s sung in German, but the sentiment is apparent from the off-set, not least because of the cackling vocal style. The song similarly features a news broadcast that details the kidnapping, complete with a collection of damning headlines.

The tune is rarely heard on radios these days, perhaps because of the tune’s raw content. It’s unlikely that a rock artist would release a song written in such a way today, but the song feels crisp, keeping in check the realities and perspectives of the story in question. Then again, The Killers wrote ‘Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine’, which is regularly heard in concerts, so maybe they would?

6. ‘Lemon Incest’- Serge and Charlotte Gainsbourg​

Serge Gainsbourg was never shy to shock people. Whether it was telling Whitney Houston that he wanted to “fuck” her or writing an organ tinted work that presented the tune in a carnal fashion, the artist was always happy to stir up controversy. But nobody expected ‘Lemon Incest’, an angular pop tune he recorded with his 12-year-old daughter, Charlotte. Before she starred in a series of incendiary films, Charlotte recorded the tune with her father that was laced in innuendo and intrigue.

If the title wasn’t overt enough, the video also features the two singers in bed together, Serge’s naked top visible to the public. Charlotte recognised the song was tinted with outrage, but she has reclaimed the tune in recent years to say, “It’s my song too.”

5. ‘Brown Sugar’- The Rolling Stones​

Now, this one’s tricky. Despite featuring a jaunty riff, and a soaring vocal line, the song itself is about a white enslaver raping an enslaved Black person. And in the wake of Black Lives Matter, alongside a more general cultural awakening for much of the population, the song no longer feels appropriate.

It certainly perplexed Stones guitarist Keith Richards, who said, “I don’t know. I’m trying to figure out with the sisters quite where the beef is. Didn’t they understand this was a song about the horrors of slavery? But they’re trying to bury it.”

Vocalist Mick Jagger was more reasonable, stating that the band may perform it again in the near future. But while it lasted, the song both entertained and cautioned listeners to the dangers of slavery and to treat everyone fairly. The song features one of Jagger’s most committed vocals, but they’re right to drop the song from their list.

4. ‘Family Tree’- Megadeth​

Megadeth are known for controversy, whether it’s Dave Mustaine’s tighter vocal display, or the torrent of band members who have clocked in and out of the band. But what they do boast is a desire to write and rock to their hearts’ content, which likely explains why they have dealt with such offbeat themes as rape and incest with the same dalliance as they do love and lust. In this tune, Mustaine’s character tells his victim not to feel guilty because it’s “part of the family.”

Considering Dave Ellefson‘s chequered history, the tune sounds much grimmer in 2022 than it did in 1994. Judging the tune solely as a work of art, it’s probably the most accomplished to make this list, but given the central dissertation, don’t expect Classic Rock FM to play it anytime soon. The production is wet with guitar hooks, bellowing into the work, pummelling and playing out with great effort and abandon.

3. ‘Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon’- Neil Diamond​

This is the tune that inspired this list. Many of you will remember it from Pulp Fiction, as Uma Thurman prepares herself for intercourse to the sounds of Neil Diamond’s sultry tune. The recording isn’t Diamond, but Urge Overkill, who throw themselves into the recording with great enthusiasm and imagination. The tune fits into the danger Quentin Tarantino intends for the scene, but listening to the song on its own, it’s frightfully seedy.

Consider the lyric, “Girl, you’ll be a woman soon; Soon, you’ll need a man..” written with one sultry element in mind. Sex washes into the song, and everywhere we turn, there’s another reference to the day the woman will be old enough to engage in sex. It’s hard to write it off as a ‘song of its time’ when it was re-recorded in the 1990s.

2. ‘Night Shift’- Siouxsie and The Banshees​

We’ve had rape, incest, murder, but we’ve yet to hit necrophilia. Well, good old Siouxsie Sioux is here to add that particular outlet to this growing list of filthy endeavours. If you feel like a cold shower by the end of the list, then you won’t be alone. The song also features a number of “fuck’s”, no hollow metaphor, but the epithet rising through the singer’s garbled voice. It’s a fiery performance, put to a collection of sparkily produced guitars.

The barrelling drums enter, cascading the backdrop with a series of angular riffs and pummelling under the weighty riff; the tune breathes new life into the song, presenting a new character for the singer to inhabit. Where the song is strong is in its performance, as the band throw themselves into the tune, like a bullfighter risking everything for the ultimate thrill.

1. ‘Blurred Lines’- Robin Thicke​

There could only be one winner. The most disgraceful one-hit-wonder holds a chorus that made virtually everyone feel uncomfortable when it was released in the summer of 2013. Weirdly, the song was co-written by Pharell Williams, who would go on to compose the jauntily written ‘Happy’ in 2014. But if there’s anything upbeat about this piece, then it takes a sick listener to find it.

The lyric “I know you want it” is definitely questionable, and unlike Dave Mustaine, Robin Thicke doesn’t have the good grace to admit that his intentions are far from pure. And no matter the sticky central hook, the tune is an almost direct lift from a Marvin Gaye piece. Poor show, poor show.
 
The Scorpions had a song going "you're looking up with your eyes on me, I guess I know what you want to see, you're kind of young but I like your style, come back stage for a little while". And was something to be sung out to girls in the crowd. I'd bet odds to evens they picked up underage girls.
What's even creepier about them is that one of their album covers is considered C.P. and thus banned in the United States! I can't even share the album here or else the feds would be at my door like Domino's! Yikes! :O
 
Given that Black American genetic admixture is anywhere between 20-27 percent European I just thought Brown Sugar was ahead of its time as a new anthem for Dixie. That sounds like there was a lot of interracial fucking goin' on, and I'll bet more of it was consensual than a lot of people would be comfortable with.
 
  • The Knack's "My Sharona" talks about how the singer "likes them young".
  • "Money For Nothing" mentions "that little faggot".
  • "Every Breath You Take" by The Police could have been written by Russell Greer.
And then there's this banger, which the article missed:


Edit: Though IIRC, people who have loved ones with Downs Syndrome actually found this song humanizing, since it's about a downie who lives a normal life due to living in a world of dipshits.
Sting's repeatedly stated that he is shocked that people think EBYT is a love song, stating up front it is a stalker song. And that he wrote "Love Is The Seventh Wave" (on his first solo album) as a large scale repudiation of the song.

The tune is rarely heard on radios these days, perhaps because of the tune’s raw content. It’s unlikely that a rock artist would release a song written in such a way today, but the song feels crisp, keeping in check the realities and perspectives of the story in question. Then again, The Killers wrote ‘Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine’, which is regularly heard in concerts, so maybe they would?

Fun fact: the entire first album of the Killers is one big concept album about the lead singer murdering his cheating girlfriend and getting away with the crime just as his career in show business kicks off. Sadly the song where he explicitly states he is going to kill her got left off the album/instead got put on a b-sides/rarity collection, though the song where the actually murder takes place (Midnight Show) still made the album.
 
As someone who grew up with his children’s poetry, it is weird to imagine him writing something like that. It’s like imagining Jim Henson calling someone a cocksucker.
Have you seen the ABZ Book? Dude was pretty subversive outside of the kids stuff. He did a lot of stuff for Playboy, but Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book will always be the bestest thing ever, even if it was published 60 years ago now.

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The Siouxsie song was a random choice for this list, it's a weird ghost story sorta thing and not actually clearly about what he claims it's about.

Shocked there's no Smiths or Morrissey on the list.

Should offer some clarification: Night Shift is about the murders committed by British serial killer Peter Suttcliffe.


(Obligatory "The Day Today" sketch about Peter Sutcliffe getting out of jail on day release to make a self-serving musical about his crimes which climaxes in him singing about how "sorry" he is for all the carnage he caused).

Money for Nothing is one of the greatest songs of all time, not only because of this, but because it's success was the ultimate fuck you to that guy and every bitter, miserable asshole who spends their whole day complaining "I COULDA DONE IT" when they never will. Him calling the musicians faggots is perfect contextualization of what that kind of person is.

I've always saw it less as a "fuck you" song and more of an uncomfortable truth song with the added element of Dire Straits tossing in the homophobic line (and a couple of other bits) as a stealth insult towards rival acts.

A lot of musicians are super soft spoiled types who've never worked hard in their lives, especially with the modern day nepotism factor that becoming a big name musician often being all about coming out the right famous person's vagina or being born wealthy enough that daddy and mommy can buy you a music career (Taylor Swift or a lot of the early 00s alt rock acts of that era anyone?).

Note that the famous video for MFN was something forced upon them by the label (Dire Strait didn't think of it being a single worthy song and had to be forced to do the CGI video) and that the video explicitly features parody videos done by the director to serve as plot point for the CGI workman to react off-of. Also Dire Strait actually DID hate MTV and the acts it propagate (in spite of the lyrics mocking the working class, Dire Strait marketed themselves as a "working class band") and it was an eternal horror to them that the song was a huge hit for them. And MTV was quick to co-opt the hook (meant to mock them) that was sung by Sting, for marketing adding to the sort of out of control meta text of the song.
 
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails is way creepier than at least 70% of the shit on this list. That song is rapey af, but I guess Trent Reznor gets a free pass because Trent Reznor.

Feels like this is turning into a show and tell of “offensive” songs from yesteryear. I’m all for it and here’s my contribution. Genesis’s “Illegal Alien” which has Phil Collins doing a faux-Mexican accent:

I like this more wholesome "problematic" old-timey stuff. Stereotypes can be funny.


ngl I like "Walking On The Chinese Wall" by Philip Bailey, but the video is a bit... yeah...

 
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My own contribution to "offensive" songs... although, this is in fact a good song about a travestite.

Everything it's fine, it's fine.
If you want it, you can't lose.
Your family don't wanna see you.
Whatsoever, you wanna do it.

Cut your hair, Javier
Don't walk like a woman
Don't paint your face again.
You can't get banged

Aha, what happens, Javier
Aha, sometimes a woman,
Aha, sometimes I don't know.
Aha

Aha, what happens Javier
Aha, decide it well
Aha, transvestite or gay
Aha

Popo popo popo does your heart
When you see Simón walk by
Your brain wakes up.
There are jokes everywhere
Insults come in too
But what can you do?
You choose pink instead of blue.



People had problems with Blurred Lines from the very beginning.
Blurred Lines was perhaps the most stupid debacle I remember during recent times. It was one of the first days of the current feminist hysteria, and women were salivating at the idea of ANYTHING to protest against. They had a problem with the phrase "I know you want it"... because that's what rapists say.

And people let their kids listen to trap and regguetón.
Down here, people have birthday parties for their kids with reggaeton. It's disgusting how they sexualize their own kids and then complain when they act too adult.
 
Really? I mean who gives a shit about Motley Crue but Nikki Sixx is pretty well known as the bassist of the band and they managed to somehow fuck that up.

Also Nicky Wire is a real guy apparently:
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It's obvious the author of the article doesn't know anything about Motley Crue (or possibly anything about the other bands). Fact checking. Can you do it? Modern journalists. :roll:

Considering Dave Ellefson‘s chequered history, the tune sounds much grimmer in 2022 than it did in 1994.

She was of age when he made those fap videos. The police confirmed it. Junior is just a dumbass who didn't realise some stupid teen groupie wouldn't share his money shot with friends. Come on, 19? She was raised on social media and her idea of privacy and TMI are totally different than that of a guy in his mid 50s.
 
Better can be done. Shel Silverstein did a sequel to his masterpiece "A Boy Named Sue" called "Father of a Boy Named Sue", which is awesome.



And Charlie Daniels wrote a sequel to Uneasy Rider called Uneasy Rider '88:
Are you telling me Johnny Cash’s hit song was written by a child author Jew. Jesus Christ. Why? Why are Jews everywhere and how can I stop seeing a Jews everywhere I look.

Edit: not asking for a final solution
 
Benny Mardones' song and video Into the Night is probably one of the biggest offenders of lyrics that didn't age well (and were probably never really acceptable) but it's a good fucking song.

I always remember this as a late night banger driving with girls in high school, but jesus that dude is way too old to be singing about this.

Also would MC Moon Man qualify for this list?

 
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"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails is way creepier than at least 70% of the shit on this list. That song is rapey af, but I guess Trent Reznor gets a free pass because Trent Reznor.


I like this more wholesome "problematic" old-timey stuff. Stereotypes can be funny.


ngl I like "Walking On The Chinese Wall" by Philip Bailey, but the video is a bit... yeah...

Oh, are we doing songs about yellow fever? Okay.


"Visions of swastikas in my head…"

Rest in peace, Starman.
 
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