Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Caverlock]

Hooligans Super Bar slops its prize pig:
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"Hello, Patrick? This is Mark from Hooligans. We've got an entire dustpan full of steak fries if you want to come down."
"Say no more." *peels out of driveway*

It's nice that Sunday brunch gives him a chance to day drink after six consecutive days of day drinking.

 

[JustStopDude]

Twitter acts like it gives a fuck about the mental health of it's users and it's a load of shit. If they did, people like Pat, who clearly cannot handle social media, and it's obviously harming him both professionally and mentally, they would ban him and his various sock accounts.

Seriously at this point, Twitter is doing more harm by allowing Patrick to live in this fantasy world than anything the worst of his trolls could do.

It's fucking evil when you think about it.

 

[Meat Target]

Hooligans Super Bar slops its prize pig:
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"Hello, Patrick? This is Mark from Hooligans. We've got an entire dustpan full of steak fries if you want to come down."
"Say no more." *peels out of driveway*

It's nice that Sunday brunch gives him a chance to day drink after six consecutive days of day drinking.

Hooligan's wants Patrick to evaluate their new menu item: little black children sausage appetizers.

What will they be called? Patrick's pepperoni poppers? Hooligan's human hors d'oeuvres? Glutton's ghastly gourmet? Child chompers?

 

[Mr Moonface]

I think he's still oinking about the Will Smith nonsense here. His takes are so retarded that it's actually hard to tell what he's referring to:

 

[Meat Target]

I think he's still oinking about the Will Smith nonsense here. His takes are so retarded that it's actually hard to tell what he's referring to:

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"We have a LOCK on government-sanctioned violence."

It's so profound he had to tweet it twice.

Twitter acts like it gives a fuck about the mental health of it's users and it's a load of shit. If they did, people like Pat, who clearly cannot handle social media, and it's obviously harming him both professionally and mentally, they would ban him and his various sock accounts.

Seriously at this point, Twitter is doing more harm by allowing Patrick to live in this fantasy world than anything the worst of his trolls could do.

It's fucking evil when you think about it.

If he ever does get his precious checkmark back, maybe it'll do someone some good by showing the full magnitude of what a joke it is to be a Blue Check.

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously at this point, Twitter is doing more harm by allowing Patrick to live in this fantasy world than anything the worst of his trolls could do.

It's fucking evil when you think about it.

It would be if it weren't Patrick. Since it is, though, it's hilarious.

I'd definitely say that about Narcisa though. Poor nutjob's tiny little brain has been wrecked forever by HRT and DXM.

 

[Retink]

Hooligans Super Bar slops its prize pig:
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I'm rather ok with mediocre pub/tavern food, but that just looks like discount grocery store charcuterie levels of depressing.

 

[Force and Character]

I love it when fat baby children like Pat try to pass themselves off as erudite polyglots via lazy use of Google Translate. I'm sure this random Russian guy will find the piglet's advice to "complain about personification" from "the account specified above" very helpful, unless his tank gets destroyed by paint balloons before he has a chance to read it.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm rather ok with mediocre pub/tavern food, but that just looks like discount grocery store charcuterie levels of depressing.

I thought it was cut-up Oscar Mayer hot dogs at first glance.

 

[Caverlock]

I'm rather ok with mediocre pub/tavern food, but that just looks like discount grocery store charcuterie levels of depressing.

Speaking of charcuterie, was this ever posted here?

Famed epicurean Patrick S. Tomlinson educates some ignorant bitch on charcuterie:

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[AnOminous]

Speaking of charcuterie, was this ever posted here?

Famed epicurean Patrick S. Tomlinson educates some ignorant bitch on charcuterie:

It seems like the more confident and condescending Rick is about something, the more likely it is embarrassingly wrong.

 

[Cactuar King]

Speaking of charcuterie, was this ever posted here?

Famed epicurean Patrick S. Tomlinson educates some ignorant bitch on charcuterie:
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It was, ages ago. But why let any of Fat's dumbass mistakes slide?

 

[artilleryfroth]

Hooligans Super Bar slops its prize pig:
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"Hello, Patrick? This is Mark from Hooligans. We've got an entire dustpan full of steak fries if you want to come down."
"Say no more." *peels out of driveway*

It's nice that Sunday brunch gives him a chance to day drink after six consecutive days of day drinking.

Do normal people over there really garnish their Bloody Mary with nasty processed meat and cubes of cheese? I thought the go-to where I am (a celery stick and a slice of lemon) was universal.

 

[Caverlock]

Who ya got!? A grudge match between a histrionic blowhard who claims everyone is out to get him, and...uhh...another one.
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VERSUS


I think Alex Jones would kick the shit out of Patrick, personally.

Spoiler: Previously Covered Alex Jones Spat

Coming from the man who was cuckolded by his best friend and lost all parental rights to his child....
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[Mr Moonface]

Andrew invited you to Hooligans but you hid at home you tubby coward, and you lost the hearing over the restraining order.

Another passive-aggressive tweet insulting his wife:

Pat! No!

Nigger Nigger Tomlinson Reborn recounts one of piggy's very tall tales (Ebonics style):

More shitting on TwitterSafety:

Man who's been unemployed for over a decade has a stern message for AG Merrick Garland:

 

[instythot]

It could be argued that Pat's pathetic obsession with his atalkers defines his entire personality.

I honestly think that at this point, the atalkers could take a several month break and just laugh at Patrick flipping out at randoms without having to lift a finger

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Anybody notice in the catfish call that when Josiah says "is this what you did with your school teachers?" that's the point Patrick gets really angry, drops the gay aristocrat voice and starts screaming for a second? I think there's some deep unresolved issues there.

 

[Cactuar King]

Anybody notice in the catfish call that when Josiah says "is this what you did with your school teachers?" that's the point Patrick gets really angry, drops the gay aristocrat voice and starts screaming for a second? I think there's some deep unresolved issues there.

You think Pat was ever tackled to the ground and had his autistic screeching recorded?

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Coming from the man who was cuckolded by his best friend and lost all parental rights to his child....
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wow I truly don't know what to make of this tweet, even by Pat's standard this is a level of lack of self awareness that is hard to grasp. Is it an admission that he's a cuck? is it evidence that he doesn't even remember Annabelle exists most of the time? I had to actually go see the Tweet with my own eyes, which in turn led me to the following message archived

 

[W00K #17]

Do normal people over there really garnish their Bloody Mary with nasty processed meat and cubes of cheese? I thought the go-to where I am (a celery stick and a slice of lemon) was universal.

Green olives are pretty common as well. I've never seen anything except shrimp as far as animals being included goes.