Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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artilleryfroth said:
Do normal people over there really garnish their Bloody Mary with nasty processed meat and cubes of cheese? I thought the go-to where I am (a celery stick and a slice of lemon) was universal.
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Mr Moonface said:
Speaking of Hooligans he's spending his Monday night there right now, like a good barfly. He also displays great insight into his own interpersonal style:

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He's tweeted close to 200 times today, I think he's having another mental breakdown:

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Still fighting those imposter childs:

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I'm sure plenty of Hooligans regulars are aware of Patrick's righteous crusade against the rascals, and find it utterly hilarious. I'm sure some of them go there just to watch him seethe on Twitter in person.

It's kind of unimaginable going to a bar just to sit and argue with internet trolls. People go to bars to either have a great time or just relax, and he's there gritting his teeth red in the face arguing with strangers on the internet. It must be fascinating and simultaneously hysterical to witness live.
 
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This is the exact kind of stupid shit you come up with while you're already hammered. If you're that fucking drunk and still doing more vodka shots, you're an alcoholic.
artilleryfroth said:
Do normal people over there really garnish their Bloody Mary with nasty processed meat and cubes of cheese? I thought the go-to where I am (a celery stick and a slice of lemon) was universal.
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I've seen gimmicky takes on Bloody Marys that practically garnish it with an entire slice of pizza. We're talking shrimp, pickles, olives, peppers, etc. Very unnecessary, very tacky. But maybe Pat's working his way up to a Mississippi queen.

 
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Mr Moonface said:
Speaking of Hooligans he's spending his Monday night there right now, like a good barfly. He also displays great insight into his own interpersonal style:

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That is legit the kind of distance a person says "what the fuck is wrong with you" just for the reading over the shoulder part, let alone pulling out a God damned camera on top of it
 
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W00K #17 said:
I'm sure plenty of Hooligans regulars are aware of Patrick's righteous crusade against the rascals, and find it utterly hilarious. I'm sure some of them go there just to watch him seethe on Twitter in person.

It's kind of unimaginable going to a bar just to sit and argue with internet trolls. People go to bars to either have a great time or just relax, and he's there gritting his teeth red in the face arguing with strangers on the internet. It must be fascinating and simultaneously hysterical to witness live.
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I think he's more white-faced and shaking, actually. Narcissism is fundamentally rooted in deep insecurity, and OCD is fundamentally an anxiety disorder. I think he wants you to think he's livid, but actually what probably happens is more like this:

1) Troll says something making fun of Pat.
2) Pat's anxiety kicks in; what if people think that it's true that he eats pepperoni made from black babies/lets other men fart in his wife's vagina/is fat?
3) Pat posts a completely absurd, knee-jerk, maximalist position, where not only is the offending troll wrong and Pat is right, but the troll is completely wrong about everything, and Pat has never been wrong, about anything, ever. This is of course blatantly out of touch with reality.
4) Troll is not "owned" and posts a mocking reply. Pat sees the glaring falsehoods and insecurity in his own reply and suddenly, it now not only does not reassure him, but now it causes him further anxiety. He has to "own" that troll to feel secure again. Return to step 3. This can continue for hours.

I don't live near Milwaukee, but if I did I'd be heading to Hooligan's with a hidden camera to gather video proof of Pat's demeanor while posting on Twitter at a known time, and then cross-referencing this time with Pat's Twitter interactions.
 
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W00K #17 said:
I'm sure plenty of Hooligans regulars are aware of Patrick's righteous crusade against the rascals, and find it utterly hilarious. I'm sure some of them go there just to watch him seethe on Twitter in person.

It's kind of unimaginable going to a bar just to sit and argue with internet trolls. People go to bars to either have a great time or just relax, and he's there gritting his teeth red in the face arguing with strangers on the internet. It must be fascinating and simultaneously hysterical to witness live.
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"Hey Frank, there he is again, seething obesely."
 
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Therealhomor said:
You guys hear that one guy say Hooligans served him like 7 drinks while he was already hammered? I wonder if the reason Patrick likes Hooligans so much is because they over-serve their customers.
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I don't know about that. A customer has to eventually pay their tab and we know how Pat is about acknowledging that his debts exist
 
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Important thread update. Piggy is shitfaced and you're all about to get a history lesson. Not a Star Wars history lesson.

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A bunch of nonsense that nobody cares about. Lesson he's trying to teach is basically be nicer to French people. It's currently midnight where he lives and after spending all day and night in a bar, he's back home and is just vomiting shit like this out onto his twitter.

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He knows his shit, child. (In reality is a college dropout, btw).

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Mr Moonface said:
Important thread update. Piggy is shitfaced and you're all about to get a history lesson. Not a Star Wars history lesson.

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A bunch of nonsense that nobody cares about. Lesson he's trying to teach is basically be nicer to French people. It's currently midnight where he lives and after spending all day and night in a bar, he's back home and is just vomiting shit like this out onto his twitter.

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Holy shit, Fatrick is a fake historian. He is completely clueless on WW2 history. The Liberator was mass produced yet less than 25k were ever dropped into occupied territory. Eisenhower, Stilwell, and MacArthur saw no purpose in mass dropping the pistol across occupied Europe. While it is a cool novelty collectors item since they were destroyed after the war, it wasn't "widely used". A simple fucking google search on that weapon disproves his entire story.

Now onto his France bullshit. The French Army was no more hindered than the German Army after WWI. In fact, Germany was way more crushed than France was after WWI due to the multiple fronts they had to fight on during WWI. France lost 1,327,000 troops and about 600,000 civilian casualties while Germany lost 2,037,000 troops and 700,000 civilians. Then you have the massive problems that inflicted Germany with war reparations and limiting of their army after the war. So that point is utterly bullshit Fatrick. They also didn't "carry" the allies in WW1. They fought primarily on the western front with some skirmishes in West Africa and the middle east. They didn't fight on the eastern front, the Italian front, or in the Balkans. Strike 2 Fatrick. And saying they got caught off guard in WW2 is also not true. The French get ripped on in WW2 for creating their own demise. They had known conflict with Germany was coming since probably 1935 when Hitler announced the increase of their army in direct contrast to the treaty of Versailles. England and France, more France in this case, knew that war was coming but their pansy ass population didn't want a war and allowed Germany to completely catch up and then surpass their military since France had been underfunding their military for a while and Britain was still in a depression. Then when Germany invaded Poland, France declared war on Germany and just sat back waiting for Hitler to attack them. They didn't even prepare for all possibilities of an invasion, leaving the Ardennes almost completely unguarded. It wasn't even that they thought it was impossible to pass through, it was thought it would take longer to cross than it did. France entirely fucked themselves in WW2 and the resistance wasn't as massive as Fatrick thinks. Half of France was ruled under a German puppet state, Roosevelt recognized Vichy France as being more legitimate for most of the war instead of De Gaulle, and France agreed to keep their ships in port for the Germans to potentially use in the war instead of scattering them into the sea. Fatrick's knowledge of history is like his knowledge of dieting, nonexistant.

History rant over
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Holy shit, Fatrick is a fake historian. He is completely clueless on WW2 history. The Liberator was mass produced yet less than 25k were ever dropped into occupied territory. Eisenhower, Stilwell, and MacArthur saw no purpose in mass dropping the pistol across occupied Europe. While it is a cool novelty collectors item since they were destroyed after the war, it wasn't "widely used". A simple fucking google search on that weapon disproves his entire story.

Now onto his France bullshit. The French Army was no more hindered than the German Army after WWI. In fact, Germany was way more crushed than France was after WWI due to the multiple fronts they had to fight on during WWI. France lost 1,327,000 troops and about 600,000 civilian casualties while Germany lost 2,037,000 troops and 700,000 civilians. Then you have the massive problems that inflicted Germany with war reparations and limiting of their army after the war. So that point is utterly bullshit Fatrick. They also didn't "carry" the allies in WW1. They fought primarily on the western front with some skirmishes in West Africa and the middle east. They didn't fight on the eastern front, the Italian front, or in the Balkans. Strike 2 Fatrick. And saying they got caught off guard in WW2 is also not true. The French get ripped on in WW2 for creating their own demise. They had known conflict with Germany was coming since probably 1935 when Hitler announced the increase of their army in direct contrast to the treaty of Versailles. England and France, more France in this case, knew that war was coming but their pansy ass population didn't want a war and allowed Germany to completely catch up and then surpass their military since France had been underfunding their military for a while and Britain was still in a depression. Then when Germany invaded Poland, France declared war on Germany and just sat back waiting for Hitler to attack them. They didn't even prepare for all possibilities of an invasion, leaving the Ardennes almost completely unguarded. It wasn't even that they thought it was impossible to pass through, it was thought it would take longer to cross than it did. France entirely fucked themselves in WW2 and the resistance wasn't as massive as Fatrick thinks. Half of France was ruled under a German puppet state, Roosevelt recognized Vichy France as being more legitimate for most of the war instead of De Gaulle, and France agreed to keep their ships in port for the Germans to potentially use in the war instead of scattering them into the sea. Fatrick's knowledge of history is like his knowledge of dieting, nonexistant.

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I'll condense this into all you need to know:

It's the Jews' fault.

Also, Patrick S. Tomlinson is morbidly obese.
 
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Therealhomor said:
You guys hear that one guy say Hooligans served him like 7 drinks while he was already hammered? I wonder if the reason Patrick likes Hooligans so much is because they over-serve their customers.
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Here's the observation straight from Rick:
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In this case, he's pretty much correct, but Pat still reveals his own ignorance as over serving isn't limited to Milwaukee this happens in the whole state of Wisconsin. The culture around alchohol there is completely different from anywhere else in the United States. Shit they're the only state where the first drunk driving offense is considered a traffic forfeiture not even a misdemeanor.
 
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