Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Yeah, MSM is beginning to report about this, so I don't think this is just a lie. Still a non-zero chance though

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Also, apparently Abramovich and Ukrainian negotiators have been victims of attempted poisoning
https://www.wsj.com/articles/roman-...r-symptoms-of-suspected-poisoning-11648480493
https://archive.ph/BszlJ

Sounds like radiation poisoning, which looking at Russian history, seems to suggest it was Kremlin's doing

Every time I read about this sort of thing, i'm torn because on the one hand, I refuse to believe that a spy organization as prolific and skilled as the KGB/FSB is so incompetent, but on the other hand, it does seem to be the most obvious explanation (which, possibly, confirms that it's the case / or not the case depending on whether or not you wanna consider it an super obvious false flag).

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Let me page Petrov and Boshirov real quick.

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Got any cathedrals close to where she is? Minarets maybe? The Washingron Memorial will not do.

Nancy's San Francisco is a godless city, I think all places of worship now house troons and junkies. Could maybe use the Transamerica Pyramid in lieu of a cathedral.

 

[Borscht]

Russian/Ukrainian peace talks in Constantinople have ended.
Official statements are soon to come.
I obviously want the war to be over but I understand that these talks are a dud. At least in the nearest foreseeable future.

A few details:
There were no handshakes this time. And Russian representative (that slimy cunt Medinski) had already told the journos during break that Russian side gave Ukrainian side note of protest with all the videos of Russian POWs getting tortured. To which Ukrainian side replied that they will seriously look into it and that perpetrators will get punished accordingly. And Medinski added something along the lines of "it depends on who finds them first".

That was... Fast. Considering they were aiming for a proper 2-day conference, I have a bad feeling about this. As for the torture videos, even the UN finally acknowledged their existence. Just yesterday their representative was saying, and I quote, "we have not seen any".

 

[Simpadoo]

In Ukrainian books for schoolchildren, Russians are portrayed as bloody commissars, talking: "Children will become my army and children's children will be devoted slaves," I will not lie, I would like to receive these books as a historical artifact. The second book is "The History of Ukraine (10 centuries BC). I would not be surprised if the ancient Ukrainians personally flooded Atlantis so that it would not get to the ancient Russians.
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Who wouldn’t want to be a commissar?

 

[Associate Rick]

Wait, there is Ukrainian propaganda books telling kids that Ukraine existed in 10.000 BC?!

We wuz Tsars n sheeit?

 

[Übertroon]

The Russians are turning themselves into glow in the darks

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/unprotected-russian-soldiers-disturbed-radioactive-dust-chernobyls-red-forest-2022-03-28/

 

[Ward]

Russian/Ukrainian peace talks in Constantinople have ended.
Official statements are soon to come.
I obviously want the war to be over but I understand that these talks are a dud. At least in the nearest foreseeable future.

What, in two hours? Did the presence of ultimate universal being president Erdogan force east slavic diplomacy to evolve past the level of the african warlords?

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Ukrainian propaganda video: "They sewed curtains, now military uniforms"
One of the women: "Now we are making uniforms for our hunters who hunt various monsters in our woods"
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Oh nice, now they've admitted that they're directly responsible for producing equipment for the Ukrainian military their factories are going to get carpet bombed. Excellent idea Zelensky, what next? Getting kids and cripples to manufacture bombs?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

In Ukrainian books for schoolchildren, Russians are portrayed as bloody commissars, talking: "Children will become my army and children's children will be devoted slaves," I will not lie, I would like to receive these books as a historical artifact. The second book is "The History of Ukraine (10 centuries BC). I would not be surprised if the ancient Ukrainians personally flooded Atlantis so that it would not get to the ancient Russians.
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Imagine if Russia didn't exist

 

[TheTrumanShow]

The new-ish Saint Petersburg High Speed Diameter is a work of art. One of the most beautiful highways I’ve ever seen. Puts any of the monstrosities plowed through American cities to shame.

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Love how it looks from the inside or above, hate how it looks from the side. Too much of a fence, will be an eyesore if or when housing is built around it.

 

[Borscht]

Russian take on the Constantinople peace conference.

Spoiler: Slimy cunt Medinsky sez

- The negotiations were constructive. We received proposals from Ukraine for consideration of their clearly formulated position on inclusion in the treaty.
- A meeting between Putin and Zelensky is possible at the same time as a preliminary signing of a peace treaty by the foreign ministers.
- If the treaty works quickly and a compromise is found, the possibility of making peace will become closer.
- Russia has received written proposals from Ukraine confirming its desire for neutral and non-nuclear status

 

[mr.moon1488]

Imagine if Russia didn't exist
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Ironically true if they didn't exist prior to WW2.

 

[Kane Lives]

Ironically true if they didn't exist prior to WW2.

Novgorod should have been the true Russia! EU4 told me this!

 

[Borscht]

Novgorod should have been the true Russia! EU4 told me this!

Unironically this. Novgorod republic was a member of the Hanseatic league and European as fuck, we could have had this fancy democracy thing and all of them human rights nonsense.

And maybe a pony.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

I like how everyone is calling it Constantinople, fuck you virgin Istanbul, chad Constantinople is always in our hearts.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Unironically this. Novgorod republic was a member of the Hanseatic league and European as fuck, we could have had this fancy democracy thing and all of them human rights nonsense.

And maybe a pony.

What if The Shadows* were manipulating Russia all along

Spoiler: *Plot Twist

It's THE JOOOOOOOOZ

 

[TheTrumanShow]

I like how everyone is calling it Constantinople, fuck you virgin Istanbul, chad Constantinople is always in our hearts.

ON topic though I think that Russia has completely stalled now, unless they are planning a big offensive in a few days.
Ukraine will lose a war of attrition but some kind of peace deal will happen relatively soon as nobody except maybe some factions of the US want that war.

Though the problem is that Zelensky is under great pressure from domestic groups to not give an inch, and I doubt that Putin can stomache more humiliation either. So it might just be a permanent armistice like in Korea or how it was between Arabs and Israel for a long time.

And that will put Ukraine firmly in the Western Sphere of Influence.


GG WP.

+ 10 EU/US MMR - 5 MMR Russia (-20 MMR Ukraine)

 

[YourFriendlyLurker]

I have just read the results of negotiations in Byzantium and it seems that Russia had to signicifantly cut its apetite. Actually I fail to understand why they had to kill thousands of Ivans to to achive THAT kind of lowlvl shit:

Spoiler: Beware of SPERG

1) No NATO for UA (lol it wouldn't be NATO anyway, NATO has never needed them there)
2) UA will go to EU, actually it was their goal in 2014 and it doesn't change
3) Countries guarantors including Russia (OMEGALUL) and what is the most important - Turkey. Turkey legimatly becomes Osman Empire again with a huge role in Eastern Europe. Erdo-kun won a fucking jackpot with that war
4) No war for Crimea during the next 15 years - OK, but no one planed to.
5) Hell knows what in LDNR, in other words - shithole remains a shithole, LDNR niggers remain LDNR niggers
6) No foreign bases in UA, there was none beforehand, see the point on NATO
7) No nukes for UA, but no one planned to lol

So Russia wins:
1) the most heavy sanctions are lifted (not all probably)
2) New territories for LDNR. Shoigu told that they are gonna lessen the presense near Kyiv and Chernigiv. That could mean two things - they actually failed at this war direction and finally saw that it's useless, or they again puke some bullshit or they throw more Ivans to LDNR to capture as much territories as possible. But the whole region is in ruins anyway, no one is going to rebuild Mariupol again.
3) Putin tells Russians that it's a big win, Kadyrov declares "die Endlosung der Azovfrage" => Russians continiue to happily live in their shithole
4) Much damage to UA, many Ukrainians killed => Putin personally is happy

Honestly, I don't quite believe that Putin would be ok with that sad list of achievements, the whole negotians thing seems to be just some bullshit before another hot phase of the war.

 

[Titos]

Hmmmm... what makes you say that Japan and the UK has meme economies? Japan especially, given how they still retain a lot of their manufacturing onshore.

Japan has a fuckton of problems in terms of their economy. For example they have the issue of "zombie companies" which are companies that are defacto bankrupt but get kept open by the government. Not important shit like telecoms or whatever, just boring shit like printing companies, delivery services, etc. If I remember right last time I checked it was some crazy number like 20% of Japanese companies are zombie corpos.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Ruble almost back to its prewar value lol. Western elites are so fucking pathetic. This eurocuck's response is "the politics of failure have failed, we must make them work again!"

https://mobile.twitter.com/guyverhofstadt/status/1508446281982750720?cxt=HHwWgMC5hdj5ie8pAAAA

if Russia knew it could profit from a war it would have done it back in 2015. how bad do things have to work out for the other team if things end up better in your own country post-war.

If you're using that 30 minutes to save your electronics instead of saving your life (or getting right with God and holding your loved ones tight), you're too dumb and materialistic to live.

why do you think a nuke's going to drop directly on you? unless you literally live in a weapons factory you're going to live after nuke day, hell if things go well enough we'll even have this very website still up. Null will have us shitposting at the end of the world. he'll be singing "Nearer, My God, to Thee" on MATI