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Sorry if I’ve said this before but Patty is Simon the IT guy on The Office, except Simon knew a trade and earned a living wage. He was also an expert in kung fu, drag racing, and go-karting.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Miles Peterson
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That was actually the plan, the point of the line was to force the germans to go around it through Belgium, where the French army could counter them along a narrower front than the massive lines of WW1. No one expected the germans to just try and ram their way through the line.
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I know it’s the same copy pasta but it’s funny he even bothered replying. I find it funny at least.
justhereforments
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I hate this cunt so muchFatrick Tomlinson said:
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It’s funny because a normal person would just block the number rather than respond. Or get a new phone number. Or do anything rather than continue to feed the trolls. He’s so fat and dumb it’s unbelievable
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oh but sweet summer child, it’s felony chewbacca impersonation. They’ll get the chair for this. I’m sorry you’re too stupid to understand why.
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I know far more than Google, child. Literally millions of Nazis were killed with this one-shot stamped metal piece of shit. Frenchmen courageously chased Hitler out of France with irregulars armed with nothing but Liberators and paint-filled water balloons. Believe me, I know real history, child. Real fucking history.
He's like one of those dispensers in a rat experiment except broken and he's continually delivering pellets of rat food and cocaine for no effort but at the same time screaming and crying about being surrounded by rats all the time.
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I knew it wouldn't last long when one of you dropped the gamer word.
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Patrick was an “expert” talking head on a science channel show, little child baby noThing.
Tackling the big science issues of the times, like how ancient aliens built the pyramids, and how the Nazi’s had hidden technology that allowed them to communicate with ghosts.
Real science for real scientists.
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The best part is that he keeps it up even when his family is in the chat. If I were an obese gay man compelled to act like a retard and threatening people, I would scramble to get my family to ignore it, not lean into it more.
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Going back to Pat being sad that the worst drummer for a shitty band died:
"Rock and roll will never die as long as I draw draw breath" is some top tier cringe for a fat untalented retard who has never performed rock and roll to be pressing tweet on. Joe Fuckin Cumia doesn't even say shit like that and he's in bands that people are willing to pay to see. And he's swearing to keep alive a form he can't perform in over the God damned Foo Fighters
"Rock and roll will never die as long as I draw draw breath" is some top tier cringe for a fat untalented retard who has never performed rock and roll to be pressing tweet on. Joe Fuckin Cumia doesn't even say shit like that and he's in bands that people are willing to pay to see. And he's swearing to keep alive a form he can't perform in over the God damned Foo Fighters
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Cope
Seethe < You are here
Dilate
Pat's been on step 2 for a long time, but sooner or later, he's moving on to step 3.
Seethe < You are here
Dilate
Pat's been on step 2 for a long time, but sooner or later, he's moving on to step 3.
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What Pat confirmed that Thiki does to him could technically be considered dilating
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What's that I hear, the sound of a retarded know-it-all? It's gotta be Patrick S. Tomlinson. Twitter's answer to a question NOBODY ASKED!
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lol his brain is completely disintegrating. He just cant help but try and position himself as a defiant expert on everything. He really will say any old shit about any topic he chooses in the hopes that some faceless stranger on twitter will fleetingly think he's not a complete fucking mongoloid.
Rock and fucking Roll? seriously Rick, that is the most humiliatingly boomerish thing you've ever said. Im sure Chuck Berry and Fats Domino are very proud of you.
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I can't help but imagine Rick, one of the last car guys, wedged behind the wheel of the last of the V8s, collecting gas from wrecks with Tupperware and bringing justice to the ruins of Wisconsin.
Insert really sweet Road Warrior digital art here.
Insert really sweet Road Warrior digital art here.
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I think Pat is more of a Little Richard fan if you catch my drift. A deeply closeted Little Richard fan
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I think he's a Big Richard fan who is humiliated by his Little Richard and wants a Big Richard to make fun of him for it.