Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Spunt]

Hooligan's wants Patrick to evaluate their new menu item: little black children sausage appetizers.

What will they be called? Patrick's pepperoni poppers? Hooligan's human hors d'oeuvres? Glutton's ghastly gourmet? Child chompers?

Chicken Niggets.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Important thread update. Piggy is shitfaced and you're all about to get a history lesson. Not a Star Wars history lesson.

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A bunch of nonsense that nobody cares about. Lesson he's trying to teach is basically be nicer to French people. It's currently midnight where he lives and after spending all day and night in a bar, he's back home and is just vomiting shit like this out onto his twitter.

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He knows his shit, child. (In reality is a college dropout, btw).

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He's so broken. This laborious speech lead up to him lamenting that someone somewhere might criticize him, and that thought chills him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Important thread update. Piggy is shitfaced and you're all about to get a history lesson. Not a Star Wars history lesson.
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Well, he's right about being a "massive ... military history nerd" but not because he knows anything about military history.

But because he's fat.

Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat.

 

[Associate Rick]

Speaking of Hooligans he's spending his Monday night there right now, like a good barfly. He also displays great insight into his own interpersonal style:

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He's tweeted close to 200 times today, I think he's having another mental breakdown:

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Still fighting those imposter childs:

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"The thing about me is I'm really friendly right up until you give me a reason not to be."

And then he'll lose to you in court, stalker.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Yes, Patfat, I'm sure the trolls will stop impersonating you now that you've made it clear to them that you spam twitter support with your ID so much in respose to those accounts that they've stopped reading your messages. What a win.

I think he's still oinking about the Will Smith nonsense here. His takes are so retarded that it's actually hard to tell what he's referring to:

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His is the sort of take only a pretentious white man who lives in a safe, policed (and probably redlined) neighborhood could have. I guess that's true of pretty much everything he says. How many times has he tried to bring that system of state-sanctioned violence (i.e. the justice system) to bare on people?

Chris Rock may have had a joke in bad taste but he hasn't tried to get a restraining order on Smith. Will Smith may have to act out because everyone knows he got cucked but at least he did it in person instead of calling people 'child' on twitter.

Imagine what fatty would have done if he was placed in either position...

 

[instythot]

He's so broken. This laborious speech lead up to him lamenting that someone somewhere might criticize him, and that thought chills him.

My favorite part of that horseshit is how he's convinced that the prop wasn't selected because it looks like a gun, but not one that most viewers will be familiar with so it probably won't break immersion. No, this was an Easter egg for the few people just like Pat who are both star wars and world war 2 military history experts

 

[Meat Target]

Important thread update. Piggy is shitfaced and you're all about to get a history lesson. Not a Star Wars history lesson.

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A bunch of nonsense that nobody cares about. Lesson he's trying to teach is basically be nicer to French people. It's currently midnight where he lives and after spending all day and night in a bar, he's back home and is just vomiting shit like this out onto his twitter.

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He knows his shit, child. (In reality is a college dropout, btw).

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He has just enough trivia knowledge to be a pretentious know-it-all. I'm surprised I haven't seen him spouting more fuddlore.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I refuse to believe he’s never gotten his ass beat, or at the very least bitch slapped, for his “Let me educate you all” tone. Who fucking talks like that except a massive faggot?

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

My favorite part of that horseshit is how he's convinced that the prop wasn't selected because it looks like a gun, but not one that most viewers will be familiar with so it probably won't break immersion. No, this was an Easter egg for the few people just like Pat who are both star wars and world war 2 military history experts

He also stole it from Reddit. I saw the same thing with the same pictures on there last week.

Edit - here it is https://www.reddit.com/r/BookOfBobaFett/comments/sd1ml4/anyone_catch_the_ww2_blaster_in_this_episode/

 

[John Andrews Stan]

people just like Pat who are both star wars and world war 2 military history experts

He’s really not a military history expert, unless you count losing to Quasi as a military exercise. Even then, the way he consistently denies losing or owing Quasi money shows he’s not even much of an expert in his own life. At most, I’m willing to believe he’s an expert in which barstools at Hooligans can’t support his weight and should be avoided.

 

[instythot]

He’s really not a military history expert, unless you count losing to Quasi as a military exercise. Even then, the way he consistently denies losing or owing Quasi money shows he’s not even much of an expert in his own life. At most, I’m willing to believe he’s an expert in which barstools at Hooligans can’t support his weight and should be avoided.

I would be willing to guess based on exactly nothing that the vast majority of WW2 military history experts in Pat's age group who are not actually in the military are neon Nazis. Is he trying to tell us something without telling us something again?

 

[Skeletor]

Trying to get the bartender to drink with you just sounds sad.

 

[Gigasneed]

The Liberator was mass produced yet less than 25k were ever dropped into occupied territory.

There were about 100k shipped to China, but I doubt Fatrick would know this as these reddit 'historian' types seem to forget that World War 2 involved more than just white people.

 

[Marvin]

Hooligan's wants Patrick to evaluate their new menu item: little black children sausage appetizers.

What will they be called? Patrick's pepperoni poppers? Hooligan's human hors d'oeuvres? Glutton's ghastly gourmet? Child chompers?

He'll try to trademark "Pat's Ni**er-oni (sic)" and make the big bucks licensing them to chintzy casual dining places like TGI Fridays and Outback Steakhouse.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I would be willing to guess based on exactly nothing that the vast majority of WW2 military history experts in Pat's age group who are not actually in the military are neon Nazis. Is he trying to tell us something without telling us something again?

As an oven dodger, I’m thrilled to have this piece of shit as a sworn enemy.

 

[discombobulate]

World War 2 involved more than just white people.

Lots and lots of Slavs.

 

[instythot]

Lots and lots of Slavs.

Italians and the Irish

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I’m trying to think what subject I would talk about with the same authority and know it all smugness that Pat does about everything.

Even my career, which I spent years studying for, have a masters in - and have done 40hrs a week for a decade, I wouldn’t talk so condescendingly about. I know enough to know I don’t know everything and I’m always open for training and ideas.

He presents himself as an eminent expert above criticism on absolutely everything in the current news zeitgeist. Even though it’s obviously just headline scanning and Wikipedia glancing surface knowledge, if it isn’t just lifted entirely from someone else’s twitter thread or Reddit post, which is usually the case.

Further to all the above, I have a few hobbies and passions for my free time, a mixture of physical sports and nerdy lore - I still wouldn’t act like he does about anything, he’s one of those socially stunted weirdo’s nobody wants to play with or interact with. He would be the guy at paintballing or airsoft who refuses to acknowledge he’s been hit, or the gamer who argues pedantic technicalities till the more experienced players just acquiesce to his whining to shut him up even though he’s wrong.

 

[Just Another Kiwi]

Now onto his France bullshit. The French Army was no more hindered than the German Army after WWI. In fact, Germany was way more crushed than France was after WWI due to the multiple fronts they had to fight on during WWI. France lost 1,327,000 troops and about 600,000 civilian casualties while Germany lost 2,037,000 troops and 700,000 civilians. Then you have the massive problems that inflicted Germany with war reparations and limiting of their army after the war. So that point is utterly bullshit Fatrick. They also didn't "carry" the allies in WW1. They fought primarily on the western front with some skirmishes in West Africa and the middle east. They didn't fight on the eastern front, the Italian front, or in the Balkans. Strike 2 Fatrick. And saying they got caught off guard in WW2 is also not true. The French get ripped on in WW2 for creating their own demise. They had known conflict with Germany was coming since probably 1935 when Hitler announced the increase of their army in direct contrast to the treaty of Versailles. England and France, more France in this case, knew that war was coming but their pansy ass population didn't want a war and allowed Germany to completely catch up and then surpass their military since France had been underfunding their military for a while and Britain was still in a depression. Then when Germany invaded Poland, France declared war on Germany and just sat back waiting for Hitler to attack them. They didn't even prepare for all possibilities of an invasion, leaving the Ardennes almost completely unguarded. It wasn't even that they thought it was impossible to pass through, it was thought it would take longer to cross than it did. France entirely fucked themselves in WW2 and the resistance wasn't as massive as Fatrick thinks. Half of France was ruled under a German puppet state, Roosevelt recognized Vichy France as being more legitimate for most of the war instead of De Gaulle, and France agreed to keep their ships in port for the Germans to potentially use in the war instead of scattering them into the sea. Fatrick's knowledge of history is like his knowledge of dieting, nonexistant.

A couple extra notes, for the fun of it. France's military weakness was highlighted in the Franco-Prussian War of 1870, when Prussia defeated them in only several months. France never really addressed the disparity, usually taking a defeatist attitude and trying to rope Britain into alliances to keep the Germans at bay. In WW1, Britain was all over Africa and the Middle East, taking German colonies over while while slowly whittling the Ottomans down. And it was Britain who kept Germany's fleet in check. Most people don't even know Germany was one of the strongest naval powers at this time, and specifically built their navy to challenge the British Empire. And the Russians almost succeeded in knocking Austria-Hungary out of the war a couple times! And in WW2, there's apparently a story of how the British saved an absurd number of French soldiers from Dunkirk, just for most of them could return home to occupied France without putting up a fight. Whatever fighting spirit the French had, it was knocked out of them once Napoleon I lost the Napoleonic Wars.
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[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

A couple extra notes, for the fun of it. France's military weakness was highlighted in the Franco-Prussian War of 1870, when Prussia defeated them in only several months. France never really addressed the disparity, usually taking a defeatist attitude and trying to rope Britain into alliances to keep the Germans at bay. In WW1, Britain was all over Africa and the Middle East, taking German colonies over while while slowly whittling the Ottomans down. And it was Britain who kept Germany's fleet in check. Most people don't even know Germany was one of the strongest naval powers at this time, and specifically built their navy to challenge the British Empire. And the Russians almost succeeded in knocking Austria-Hungary out of the war a couple times! And in WW2, there's apparently a story of how the British saved an absurd number of French soldiers from Dunkirk, just for most of them could return home to occupied France without putting up a fight. Whatever fighting spirit the French had, it was knocked out of them once Napoleon I lost the Napoleonic Wars.
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Not to mention the French's amazing defensive strategy on their eastern border forced Germany to take the genius step of simply going around them.