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Slob squeezed and stuffed himself into his big boy clothes to make a completely dimwitted ass of himself while complaining that he can't listen to emergency calls anymore. He lost the attention of the Board of Commissioners after 7 seconds.
However, it wasn't a lost cause. When the Board reconvened they unanimously passed a resolution that extended Slob's tenure as Official Village Idiot for another 3 years.
They also called the HAZMAT Team to remove and burn the chair he sat in, to prevent a County-wide outbreak of giardia.
Glade air fresheners were also plugged into every available electrical outlet in the room.

However, it wasn't a lost cause. When the Board reconvened they unanimously passed a resolution that extended Slob's tenure as Official Village Idiot for another 3 years.
They also called the HAZMAT Team to remove and burn the chair he sat in, to prevent a County-wide outbreak of giardia.
Glade air fresheners were also plugged into every available electrical outlet in the room.

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