Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

Slob squeezed and stuffed himself into his big boy clothes to make a completely dimwitted ass of himself while complaining that he can't listen to emergency calls anymore. He lost the attention of the Board of Commissioners after 7 seconds.

However, it wasn't a lost cause. When the Board reconvened they unanimously passed a resolution that extended Slob's tenure as Official Village Idiot for another 3 years.

They also called the HAZMAT Team to remove and burn the chair he sat in, to prevent a County-wide outbreak of giardia.

Glade air fresheners were also plugged into every available electrical outlet in the room.

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Slob squeezed and stuffed himself into his big boy clothes to make a completely dimwitted ass of himself while complaining that he can't listen to emergency calls anymore. He lost the attention of the Board of Commissioners after 7 seconds.

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I like how Bob smells so bad that the only other person in the room sits as far away from him as possible.

"It seems like they are trying to push organizations like mine out!" yes, that's the point moron.

"How many parties are members of your organization that you are president of?" the board asks. Bob refuses to tell them he's the only one.

Bob shows how serious he is by holding up his two walkie-talkies that he bought at a thrift store.

Is that a fake police uniform Slob squeezed his lard into?🤣

Yes
 
I like how Bob smells so bad that the only other person in the room sits as far away from him as possible.

"It seems like they are trying to push organizations like mine out!" yes, that's the point moron.

"How many parties are members of your organization that you are president of?" the board asks. Bob refuses to tell them he's the only one.

Bob shows how serious he is by holding up his two walkie-talkies that he bought at a thrift store.



Yes
That's all he could afford with the $5 he raised on his GoScamMe page.
 
Holy shit, that might have been the single most embarrassing few minutes I've ever seen on the internet.
Those poor people, having to sit there and listen to this fat fuck babel for several minutes about nothing.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK, BOB!!
After you left, they all laughed at you!!!
By the way, when you were asked how many members were in CAER, why did you lie?
It's only you and Rene, and you fucking know it. YOU'RE A LIAR!
Rene isn't really a member either.

His entire speech can be summed up in one sentence, "I'm too stupid to use the new system".

Have you hit 400 lbs yet Bob? You have to be getting close.
 
"How many amateur radio operators are in Carrolton?"

"Umm, umm, umm... There was this guy a few towns over and this other guy who was 90 years old and died... I really need $600 for a radio, my GoFundMe only got $5"

No discussion or vote or anything. Just a "thanks for coming by".

Nobody cares about Bob's bisexual radio fetish.
 
Holy shit, that might have been the single most embarrassing few minutes I've ever seen on the internet.
Those poor people, having to sit there and listen to this fat fuck babel for several minutes about nothing.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK, BOB!!
After you left, they all laughed at you!!!
By the way, when you were asked how many members were in CAER, why did you lie?
It's only you and Rene, and you fucking know it. YOU'RE A LIAR!
Rene isn't really a member either.

His entire speech can be summed up in one sentence, "I'm too stupid to use the new system".

Have you hit 400 lbs yet Bob? You have to be getting close.
Renee is comatose in her recliner,she's not fit to do anything. Does she get up for the toilet or just go in her recliner. Shudders.
 
Renee is comatose in her recliner,she's not fit to do anything. Does she get up for the toilet or just go in her recliner. Shudders.
Both. Slob made a video describing the 'accidents' Rene has while sitting in her recliner and, a video that showed Rene's bowel movement floating in the toilet 'turlet'. That's one video I'm not going to look in the archives for.

He's a real class act.

It's guaranteed Slob screamed and ranted at Rene for a couple of hours when he got home from the Board of Commissioners meeting about how they didn't listen to him and he knows more than they do.

At some point in his pathetic waste of existence, Slob realized he wouldn't amount to an anthill and failed at everything, so he decided to give himself titles (chosen one and prophet are two of my favorites) and make believe organizations to be president of, to satisfy his ego and narcissism.

He was in Special Ed. classes throughout his school years and can't read, write, speak or spell past a 3rd-grade level but, he's a legend in his own mind.
 
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Don't have a Facebook. yt-dlp should work on the actual video.
I have a throwaway account for surveillance purposes, but I fully support anyone who refuses to boost their user numbers by one. I’m not able to archive at the moment but trust that someone else will, unless they want Bob’s humiliation to be lost to future generations. I’m sure nobody here would inflict that on their descendants!
 
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