Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Seeing the retardation of the Green movement in Europe makes me want to shower you in rainbows. Until they're ousted as both a political party and as a movement I honestly see Europe continuing to step on their own dick and curl up in a fetal position to be bullied.

The Green movement could be accused of colluding with Russia. It's had limited effectiveness so far because the populist Right doesn't actually act in Russia's interests, but it could work on the environmentalists.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

So Abramovich had signs of poisoning including peeling skin and sore eyes but recovered fast enough to attend the talks in Istanbul hours later? There isn't a single photo of said peeling skin and we're all just meant to take this all at face value?

Methinks it's all a fucking con to make the British government go "Actually he wasn't one of Putin's guys so maybe he can keep Chelsea afterall"

 

[Willie Thrills]

Reports that there's been an explosion near the city of Belgorod, in Russia. Assuming the video isn't old, it's 100% Ukrainians striking at a military target - probably a static one, in my unprofessional opinion...
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If Ukraine had pushed into Russia rather than getting encircled earlier, that may have turned Russia's attention away from Ukraine itself.

 

[cistendered]

So Abramovich had signs of poisoning including peeling skin and sore eyes but recovered fast enough to attend the talks in Istanbul hours later? There isn't a single photo of said peeling skin and we're all just meant to take this all at face value?

Methinks it's all a fucking con to make the British government go "Actually he wasn't one of Putin's guys so maybe he can keep Chelsea afterall"

The alleged poisoning incident was on March 3rd. That this supposed attack went unreported for almost a month, including with subsequent peace talks between the two countries makes me really question the veracity of the claims.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

The Green movement could be accused of colluding with Russia. It's had limited effectiveness so far because the populist Right doesn't actually act in Russia's interests, but it could work on the environmentalists.

The green used to be pawns of the soviets, idk if the Russians are still working the subversion game like back in the day but it's clear the pawns of the soviet union are still carrying on its intended goals.

 

[Übertroon]

 

[Jasper2K]

Reports that there's been an explosion near the city of Belgorod, in Russia. Assuming the video isn't old, it's 100% Ukrainians striking at a military target - probably a static one, in my unprofessional opinion...
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E: Well, I should add it's claimed that this is an ammunition depot blowing up. People already speculating a lot of potential causes, ranging from Ukrainian special forces to missile strike to a mere workplace accident.

Whats going on here? First Russians lose their biggest transport ships and now this? Yikes putin

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

No one fucks with the T-34.

 

[DryRaisin]

Trust slavs to make moonshine from the unlikeliest products. Metro's food/alcohol situation starts to make sense now.

Very late in the thread but there is a youtube channel where a russian guy makes moonshine out of literally everything and tastes the result.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW1dr_xJs9WlZA10EuYTidg
If you want to live with this cursed knowledge, explore.

 

[Wy4M]

Update: The statement of General Shamanov about the alleged capture of the Nazi "Chile" near Kharkov does not correspond to reality. He is quite alive and well in Kharkov.

Yeah, a lot of pro-Russian news channels announced it but none of them could show any footage of them being held captive aka source = my ass.

A thing I noticed is that these channels became pretty big in just a week or two and that turned quite a few of them into sloppy fame fags: They want to be the first one who post about an event and that means they don't verify anything anymore,
A lot of them also parrot what others post and that makes things worse because you saw it on 20-30 different 'news outlets' so it must be true, no?
Sometimes they even add their watermark trying to indicate they are the main source. Everything for the likes and the clicks.

 

[Wy4M]

Ukrainian special forces to missile strike

It's the first thing you'd expect to happen after some peace talks.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Just a random screenshot I found, sadly no link, but this is peak reddit soy logic

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This shit has got to be a troll. What the fuck.

 

[Wy4M]

The Green movement could be accused of colluding with Russia

Unless your name is Joska Fisher. Then you're a NATO stooge.

 

[bread n circuses]

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All of these people are midwit retards. Muh democracy muh based russia and muh Asiatic horde are all dumb as fuck. Ukraine is a corrupt little shithole, Russia is a bigger corrupt shithole, and their fight isn’t some glorious ideological struggle for good old fashioned American liberty or the Russo-aryan race. It’s an attempt by a somewhat recovered post-Soviet Russian state to assert its power over a former subject,

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

All of these people are midwit retards. Muh democracy muh based russia and muh Asiatic horde are all dumb as fuck. Ukraine is a corrupt little shithole, Russia is a bigger corrupt shithole, and their fight isn’t some glorious ideological struggle for good old fashioned American liberty or the Russo-aryan race. It’s an attempt by a somewhat recovered post-Soviet Russian state to assert its power over a former subject,

I mean the meme is kind of funny if you don't take it seriously lol. Lighten up a bit.

 

[Josterman]

Sweet merciful shit!

https://mobile.twitter.com/bopanc/status/1508461653314134017

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Large explosion in Belgograd, Russia which is 25 miles away from the Ukrainian border.

 

[White_N]

I'm shocked that both sides are full of shit sometimes and lie for propaganda purposes....

Yeah, but it is so easy to dispute this particular lie. The guy in question just could have made a tik-tok video to prove he is alive, which is almost exactly what he did. So the speech of the general was a retarded idea.

Yeah, a lot of pro-Russian news channels announced it but none of them could show any footage of them being held captive aka source = my ass.

A thing I noticed is that these channels became pretty big in just a week or two and that turned quite a few of them into sloppy fame fags: They want to be the first one who post about an event and that means they don't verify anything anymore,
A lot of them also parrot what others post and that makes things worse because you saw it on 20-30 different 'news outlets' so it must be true, no?
Sometimes they even add their watermark trying to indicate they are the main source. Everything for the likes and the clicks.

Which is why I specifically said that there was no proof.

The Western media parrots each other without proof too. The thing is that almost nobody calls them on their bullshit. Fake news is nothing new, but with Russia losing the informational war and in an already shaky position, this move was twice as retarded of an idea.

 

[Übertroon]

This is the commander of the same group of retards who spent five minutes standing in the open firing all their guns at a apartment block

Also I haven no idea what's happening here but it looks comical

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

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Large explosion in Belgograd, Russia which is 25 miles away from the Ukrainian border.

Hmm quick Google search shows some older articles saying the Russians had been building up military bases in the region for the last few years. Wonder what got hit.