Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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As if YT owes this nobody any explanations about anything.
Get fucked, you self important asshole.
Ikr. Reeeeing on Twitter all day because of a fat chick who’s flashed her fupa one too many times (in their opinion). Even when Chantal has flashed the camera, I wouldn’t really call it explicit or nudity. You can’t even tell what you’re looking at half the time.. it just looks like a bunch of skin and fat rolls.
I’ve never been like “oh wow, yeah that’s a vagina”..I’m usually like “hmm what part of her body is that?? Is that her front or back?”.
 
You know what, I hope this crazy weirdo has a good time. She never follows through with anything, but she stopped being a complete lump and actually did what she said she was gonna do - just this once. I mean I also hope she gets sunburnt like crazy and maybe catches crabs from a love scammer, but I hope she has a blast while doing it!
 
I bet she would go, and damn if she’s not there. I’m so impressed. Peeling sunburn mixed with Montezuma’s revenge saga when?

Now I just want Nader to get arrested, for something minor and unrelated to Guntal, nothing where anyone gets hurt. I want her to find out, so we can see how fast her needle can swing back and forth between “gloating glee” to “desperately trying to cut her trip short without revealing why.” I mean, Cubeezing is likely to be amazing without that, I just want a cherry atop this delicious sundae.
 
I get the creeping feeling that Cubeeze might underdeliver... Dont know, afraid my hopes are *too* high

Of course it'll underdeliver. Almost everything with Chantal has underdelivered over the years. This group will spazz about how great all is and then in a few days, with minimal updates from her Cuba trip, or anything interesting happening, they'll return to complaining about how repetitive and boring not only has this thread become, but Chantal in general.

All the milk we ever get from her is pretty sour. I don't expect that to really change anytime soon.

And that's not to say interesting things can't happen, like when Nader live-streamed the police episode, but on the whole, Chantal rarely deviates from her script. So we'll see if Cuba does that but I'm guessing it won't be any different than Toronto except maybe more time spent in the hotel.
 
I bet she would go, and damn if she’s not there. I’m so impressed. Peeling sunburn mixed with Montezuma’s revenge saga when?

Now I just want Nader to get arrested, for something minor and unrelated to Guntal, nothing where anyone gets hurt. I want her to find out, so we can see how fast her needle can swing back and forth between “gloating glee” to “desperately trying to cut her trip short without revealing why.” I mean, Cubeezing is likely to be amazing without that, I just want a cherry atop this delicious sundae.
JFC. It will be all too easy for her to get a major sunburn/sun poisoning. That is a serious condition and requires medical intervention. Medical emergency in Cuba doesn’t sound like a fun vacation.
 
I don't get the emotional attachment here.

Yeah, it's nice that she got her channel back because it's free entertainment, but it's not like I was bereft of things to do with my life without her. And I was kinda okay with it being gone because I was curious how she'd deal with the situation (unsurprisingly, she did not deal well). It shook her out of a content rut. Overall, it's better that she have her channel than not, imo, but I didn't go into mourning when it went dark, either.

Meanwhile, I don't care if she enjoys her vacation or if she hates her vacation, because either way we're going to get to see her humiliate herself and/or have a sobbing breakdown all alone in her hotel room. Worst case scenario, she has no internet to stream while she's there and she comes back with a billion improbable storytimes we can't prove didn't happen. Really, what's funnier than shoving a morbidly obese, socially stunted, borderline retard on a plane and forcing her to deal with international travel? She's doing her Eat Pray Eat Love Eat thing and it's as hilariously cringey as when any other bored, self-important white woman with more money than brains does it, only it's even funnier because she waddles. Maybe we'll be blessed with a yoga arc.

But I don't actually care about Chantal as a person. That includes getting mad about Chantal as a person. She's only technically human, after all. I enjoy sperging about her fucked up psychology and marveling over her fucked up body, and laughing over the misery she brings on herself (and everyone around her). She's funny when she's miserable and she's funny when she's smug. That's what keeps me coming back, not a desire to see some divine justice served either against fatties or internet Karens. Fatties gonna fat and Karens gonna Karen, and YouTube gonna enforce their TOS randomly. That's just the world we live in, and getting all mad about it doesn't change anything. Like, maybe YouTube should be nationalized and maybe fatties should be shot and maybe Karens should be enslaved or whatever, but moping (or raging) around a discussion board because those things aren't happening is just... sad.

I'm glad she's back and I'm glad Charlie Gold is eating a big fat dick, but some of y'all need to get some perspective here.
 
Of course it'll underdeliver. Almost everything with Chantal has underdelivered over the years. This group will spazz about how great all is and then in a few days, with minimal updates from her Cuba trip, or anything interesting happening, they'll return to complaining about how repetitive and boring not only has this thread become, but Chantal in general.

All the milk we ever get from her is pretty sour. I don't expect that to really change anytime soon.

And that's not to say interesting things can't happen, like when Nader live-streamed the police episode, but on the whole, Chantal rarely deviates from her script. So we'll see if Cuba does that but I'm guessing it won't be any different than Toronto except maybe more time spent in the hotel.
I hope the Cuba stuff gives us something, but im glad someone finally said it! Don't get the whole "Channel is back, let the milk flow!" sentiment going on here, right before the channel was banned people were complaining about how boring Chinny had become... Well, now we are back to that, if Cubeeze doesn't work out... Yay...?
 
The best part of this is how damn bothered all the haydurs are. Gunt takes up so much room in their pea brains they're obsessively tweeting @YouTube. She got her channel and gets to show off her roasted pigskin in Cuba. That's the biggest Fuck You to them. I don't like Gunts, but the neghole pozzing holier than thou asshats I dislike even more.
 
She's already whining.
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