Not only that, but the Venn diagram of the people willing to touch the subject matter and the people who actually have ability/resources to pull it off does not really have an intersection. First, the movie would be impossible to market. Sure, this forum might find it funny, but no matter how you slice it, all general population would see in it is a movie that makes fun of a mentally ill person. No one with any self-respect would want a part in that. Second, while there is volumes of information available about him, Chris's life doesn't really have a narrative arc, so to speak (unless going lower and lower counts). What would the movie be about anyway? Two hours of having cybersex with "theoretical girlfriends", drawing Sonichu (this alone would bring a lawsuits from Nintendo and Sega), trooning out an hour into the movie, spending the rest begging for money and LARPing, and then the movie just ends with Chris getting Shanghai'd up the river. While there are individual funny moments from his life, it seems nigh impossible to sew these together into a clear narrative. At best, someone could pay homage by taking some of these events and adapting into plot points of unrelated stories. Other than that, the subject matter is so toxic that it's a complete no-go.
