Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[mr.moon1488]

Just when you think you've fucking seen it all. Somebody actually drew Pony-NATO and Pony-Ukraine anal vore.

Spoiler: NSFL

Spoiler: I'm fucking warning you, you'll want to gouge your eyes out with a screwdriver

Spoiler: Last chance

This is exactly how the conflict will be remembered by historians; that time the US tried to cram Ukraine up NATO's ass. This must be printed out and placed in a time capsule for future generations wandering the post-nuclear wasteland who might be curious how things ended up so utterly fucked.
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lol Russia should use this as anti-western propaganda.

 

[Fougaro]

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>'Z' means Russian war crimes, (...)

Cha-la, head cha-la, motherfucker!

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

lol Russia should use this as anti-western propaganda.

That might be a war crime. Something about that has to be illegal.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

I think the Russians should change the Z to another common letter, like A.

 

[rando0675309]

I would directly respond to a post here, but the user is thread banned or some shit.

Their post might as well be wojak crying that America still hangs niggers or some shit. To which I say: I wish we did. But you still can't beat Ukraine in a straight up conventional fight.

To which I will say: Справляйтесь и бурлите. Раздвинь ты ватник педик

 

[Oxous]

@Chandelier All those fucking words and pictures just to say "Ukraine and Russia are both impoverished post-Soviet shitholes and Russians enjoy looting".

 

[Fougaro]

I think the Russians should change the Z to another common letter, like A.

Unironically and in all seriousness, the Russians should from now on use the NATO and EU symbols for their invasion.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Unironically and in all seriousness, the Russians should from now on use the NATO and EU symbols for their invasion.

Better yet, stars of david....

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Russians are the only people you can call retards. You can't call anyone else that. But they're free game. Do these Ukrainians think the Western (Jewish) elite will care for them if they sell out everyone else?

Those are retarded posts and even though a small minority of people in US actually use Twitter (like 3% or less, as posted earlier) I suppose there will always be imbeciles that believe anything a rando checkmark posts, no matter how stupid, ridiculous or fake it is.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Unironically and in all seriousness, the Russians should from now on use the NATO and EU symbols for their invasion.

Use Twitter symbols.

 

[bebopsingh]

The way this end could be a win for Ukraine, Russia, and also Turkey:

Russia keeps both cities in Eastern Ukraine as a buffer zone and they get to keep Crimea, Putin laudes this as a win and sanctions against Russia gets lifted.

Ukraine, despite giving up some territories atleast the war is over, investments will flood in to help rebuild and Zelinsky gets to play hero for years to come.

Turkey because of them facilitating the talks between the two countries which shows they do have some influence on the world stage.

The biggest losers after this war is Europe and the U.S., for Europe they're gonna end up buying gas from Russia anyway after the sanctions are lifted and Russia sells it to them at a reasonable price.

The U.S., especially the sleepy Joe, attempting to play tough guy by proclaiming that Putin must be removed, even Macron told him to cool it with the words, the Democrats and media beating the war drums against the evil Nazi Russian regime will be dumbfounded that the talks succeeded. Gas prices will still be high, food prices are increasing, inflation is increasing, coming into the mid-terms this year they could get slaughtered if the Repubs play their cards right.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

The way this end could be a win for Ukraine, Russia, and also Turkey:

Russia keeps both cities in Eastern Ukraine as a buffer zone and they get to keep Crimea, Putin laudes this as a win and sanctions against Russia gets lifted.

Ukraine, despite giving up some territories atleast the war is over, investments will flood in to help rebuild and Zelinsky gets to play hero for years to come.

Turkey because of them facilitating the talks between the two countries which shows they do have some influence on the world stage.

The biggest losers after this war is Europe and the U.S., for Europe they're gonna end up buying gas from Russia anyway after the sanctions are lifted and Russia sells it to them at a reasonable price.

The U.S., especially the sleepy Joe, attempting to play tough guy by proclaiming that Putin must be removed, even Macron told him to cool it with the words, the Democrats and media beating the war drums against the evil Nazi Russian regime will be dumbfounded that the talks succeeded. Gas prices will still be high, food prices are increasing, inflation is increasing, coming into the mid-terms this year they could get slaughtered if the Repubs play their cards right.

Don't know about Europe continuing to buy Oil and Gas from Russia. If the US (and especially if somehow Canada) grows a spine and reopens some wells that were shut down to decrease domestic fossil fuel usage, and sells that to Europe, Russia is shit out of luck. People forget that Canada's Oil Reserves are bigger than Russia's, and a lot of extracting facilities are already there that were shut down but can be reactivated within months.


Gas will remain an issue however, but Qatar signed a big deal with Germany, and even though it admitted Russian gas can't be entirely replaced, say 25% of Germany's Russia gas usage turns into Qatar usage, that's still a pretty big dent in Russia's wallet.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Don't know about Europe continuing to buy Oil and Gas from Russia. If the US (and especially if somehow Canada) grows a spine and reopens some wells that were shut down to decrease domestic fossil fuel usage, and sells that to Europe, Russia is shit out of luck. People forget that Canada's Oil Reserves are bigger than Russia's, and a lot of extracting facilities are already there that were shut down but can be reactivated within months.
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Gas will remain an issue however, but Qatar signed a big deal with Germany, and even though it admitted Russian gas can't be entirely replaced, say 25% of Germany's Russia gas usage turns into Qatar usage, that's still a pretty big dent in Russia's wallet.

Honestly they already should have been buying at least that much from another country. It's a bad idea to have one country supplying all your gas. Even without the current situation, it's good to have a backup plan, in case there was a refinery fire or natural disaster in Russia.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The way this end could be a win for Ukraine, Russia, and also Turkey:

Russia keeps both cities in Eastern Ukraine as a buffer zone and they get to keep Crimea, Putin laudes this as a win and sanctions against Russia gets lifted.

Ukraine, despite giving up some territories atleast the war is over, investments will flood in to help rebuild and Zelinsky gets to play hero for years to come.

Turkey because of them facilitating the talks between the two countries which shows they do have some influence on the world stage.

The biggest losers after this war is Europe and the U.S., for Europe they're gonna end up buying gas from Russia anyway after the sanctions are lifted and Russia sells it to them at a reasonable price.

The U.S., especially the sleepy Joe, attempting to play tough guy by proclaiming that Putin must be removed, even Macron told him to cool it with the words, the Democrats and media beating the war drums against the evil Nazi Russian regime will be dumbfounded that the talks succeeded. Gas prices will still be high, food prices are increasing, inflation is increasing, coming into the mid-terms this year they could get slaughtered if the Repubs play their cards right.

The midterms are going to wreck any Democrats not ensconced safely in a Democrat controlled city/state, like New York. They will do the surprised Pikachu face afterward and claim its because the mythical and legendary evil white supremacist Nazis voted them out (while supporting literal Nazis in the Ukraine).

 

[jje100010001]

Interesting 2019 RAND article on destabilizing Russia (not too surprised that the wheels started turning once the Obama gang with Nuland got into power again):

Overextending and Unbalancing Russia​

Assessing the Impact of Cost-Imposing Options

Nonviolent Ways the United States Could Exploit Russian Vulnerabilities

Despite its vulnerabilities and anxieties, Russia remains a formidable opponent in a few key domains. What non-violent, cost-imposing measures could the United States pursue to stress Russia's economy, its military, and the regime's political standing at home and abroad?

www.rand.org

https://archive.ph/0YpNm

Of particular interest:

 

[JambledUpWords]

The midterms are going to wreck any Democrats not ensconced safely in a Democrat controlled city/state, like New York. They will do the surprised Pikachu face afterward and claim its because the mythical and legendary evil white supremacist Nazis voted them out (while supporting literal Nazis in the Ukraine).

Maybe they’ll claim Russians hacked the midterms

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Maybe they’ll claim Russians hacked the midterms

ha ha lol of course they'll trot that one out again

RUSSIAN COLLUSION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Interesting 2019 RAND article on destabilizing Russia (not too surprised that the wheels started turning once the Obama gang with Nuland got into power again):

Overextending and Unbalancing Russia​

Assessing the Impact of Cost-Imposing Options

Nonviolent Ways the United States Could Exploit Russian Vulnerabilities

Despite its vulnerabilities and anxieties, Russia remains a formidable opponent in a few key domains. What non-violent, cost-imposing measures could the United States pursue to stress Russia's economy, its military, and the regime's political standing at home and abroad?

www.rand.org

https://archive.ph/0YpNm

Of particular interest:
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Increase European NATO member ground forces capabilities; likelihood of success: LOW

lmao

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

ha ha lol of course they'll trot that one out again

RUSSIAN COLLUSION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Increase European NATO member ground forces capabilities; likelihood of success: LOW

lmao

Seriously, the nato treaty should be updated with a little footnote that says there will be no response to article 5 if you fail to meet the defense spending requirements. Why should the UK, US, Poland, and Greece(Seriously wtf) be the only ones pulling their weight?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Use Twitter symbols.

Twitter is big gay. The way Ukraine is big gay.

 

[jje100010001]

Increase European NATO member ground forces capabilities; likelihood of success: LOW

lmao

Yeah, because the goal of this paper is over-extending Russia, not defending Europe. So it makes sense that allowing Euros to defend themselves does far less than stirring things up in Belarus or Ukraine.