Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%
  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%

  • Total voters
    2,360
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The intro of World in Conflict had a brief scene of Americans and Soviets fighting over a Burger King.
Around 1:12, but I think the entire intro is kino as fuck.
The lore is Tom Clancy tier, but the gameplay was actually really good, not as sterile as say Wargame, and instead would have chaotic fighting where a gunship gets hit by a Manpad and will crash into a apartment block and spread furniture and metal over the near battlefield
 
The general strategy of Europe has been demanding Putin stop
Not realizing that is Putin who's got the gun (gas) in this situation and they are in very little position to make demands
So now the gun is pulled and millions of Europeans will die of hypothermia this winter, but that's a price they are willing to pay of course, not that they had options anyway and i'm not a geopolitical expert but several decades on putting all the eggs on the Russian basket doesn't exactly seem like it was the best bet
Wait, so how does France saying no affect Germany, the country that actually cares about colluding Russian gas?
 
America is such a joke of a country at this point. So pathetic that the puppet leader needs journalists to ask him specific questions given to them by his handlers and he's so retarded and senile that he can't remember one sentence answers.
Don't blamed me, at least I voted. For the guy with all his marbles. And a gold toilet, but still, he's more with it than President Potato.
translation: "Four servicemen were wounded when a shell hit a military camp in the Belgorod region, the source said. According to preliminary information, the shelling was carried out from the side of Ukraine."
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Nice peace talks. Shame if something happened to them.
That said, it glows, literally and figuratively.
Many IT guys are relocating to Turkey, Armenia and Georgia of all countries. Previous brain drain is nothing compare to this..
lmao it's not rocket science, I used to teach networking to 10 year old ghetto children. Imagine hearing 11 year old Devontarious saying "I don't use Ubuntu, Debian is superior" and "Let me explain TCP/IP to you". I'm a bit smug about it, yaass, thass rite! I bridged the "digital divide", now all your credit card numbers are belong to us.

However, rocketry does involve a certain degree of higher intelligence and dedicated training so losing someone who knows it should be a big deal.
God modern warfare is horrifying, but then you have the parts like this that are just fucking hilarious. It's literally a shitposting war.
Suck my dick,” one soldier sent back to his anonymous petitioner, who added he would eat Ukrainian cuisine and rape Ukrainian women, an already alleged war crime committed by Russian occupying forces.

You bet it that food is a war crime, I know this this to be true IRL
 
A take i read on bunkered putin:
"It's probably true. Putin had already distanced himself well before the war because of Covid. I'm sure at this point in time Putin is doing all he can to protect himself not only from an act of war, but from the possibility of a coup or assassination, it doesn’t necessarily means
he thinks nuclear war will happen. A lot of powerful people in Russia are not happy with this war or how it's going. During 9/11, Bush and Cheney were moved to separate safe places. In the worst of times every government will take steps to protect the succession of power. It's possible for a good site to have occasional bad apples as it were. This story in particular was based on a lot of extrapolation based on extremely limitated and barebones information (which remember, there's also a mediatic war going on, fog of war is stronger than before), What they are supposed to be good at is at checking the videos and images to see if they are genuine.
But, looking at the other side. Doesn’t make a whole lot of sense considering that Putin recently had a phone call with Macron. Not to mention that he has been having these televised meetings lately, meaning that, he's not entirely gone, he's still there in a way."
 
Hell, that's not even mentioning that people thought Russia was going to have a revolution even before the war. Even without Lenin or WW1, I very much doubt the Tsar would have remained in power much longer than he did, maybe a decade or two at best.

The German High Command was behind the Bolshevik Revolution, they financed it to weaken Imperial Russia. Imagine shooting yourself in the foot that bad.
 
The German High Command was behind the Bolshevik Revolution, they financed it to weaken Imperial Russia. Imagine shooting yourself in the foot that bad.
A revolution was happening there sooner or later, the Germans maybe sped it up a few years. Though the irony is wonderful to be honest, and it is part of the long Germanic tradition of doing fucktarded shit.
 
Putin should have invaded in November or something

It's gonna be April in 3 days Europe isn't gonna give as big a fuck about gas pretty soon. They get about 20% of their electricity from gas but decreasing use for heat will open up non-Russian supplies for power plants if Putin cuts it off
 
What did those Euros think was going to happen? Did they really think he was going to back down?
The Yurps seem to be even more delusional than the Biden administration that they can simply dictate terms to their geopolitical opponents.

The demise of the dollar as world reserve currency and dollar-denominated oil will be an economic disaster, but at least it will be slow - suddenly not having gas will start killing people in a matter of days.
 
The Yurps seem to be even more delusional than the Biden administration.

The demise of the dollar as world reserve currency and dollar-denominated oil will be an economic disaster, but at least it will be slow - suddenly not having gas will start killing people in a matter of days.
Well we could look on the bright side. If they've all frozen to death, there won't be any more Euros attempting to drag the US into foreign wars. Also I think it's time we started using the term eurocolds instead of europoors.
 
Today, Institute for the Study of war dropped an analysis on how shit is going for the russians in ukraine, here's a summary.
RUSSIAN OFFENSIVE CAMPAIGN ASSESSMENT, MARCH 29
1. Russia haven't abandoned attacks on Kiv yet but continue fighting to hold their posts close to the city
2. Badly damaged units are withdrawing to Russia from other areas near to Kyiv and Cherniviv.
3. Russian high command have likely concluded they can't seize Kyiv or move artillery closer to the city center
4. Russian high command may have decided to stop trying to force units that have had devastating losses to continue hopeless offensive operatations.
6. Insteady they likely continue to feed new batallinos into the battle as they become available from elsewhere
7. The negotiators are likely trying to recast these necessary military decisions as concessions to facilitate peace, and they may be doing that to concearl the fact that they have accepted failure of that entire operation to capture Kyiv.

I.e. they are still keeping up a presence there, don't want to admit defeat and just withdraw but they are keeping it minimal as they have likely accepted they can never win Kyiv - as a military assessment.

They may attempt to take the whole of the Donetsk and Luhansk region (this would includ Mariupol). Mariupol is likely to fall within days - they have likey bisected or even trisected it so that the remaining fighters are in unconnected pockets now. But it's unclear how much htey have by way of fighters for their objectives in Donbas if that's their aim.

So that is beginning to shape up as a possible aim for Putin - to try to take all the Donbas reagion and to keep a token presence near Kyiv to keep the Ukrainians engaged there while they do their offensive in the East. They might or might not have enough soldiers for that, the ISW are unable to say if this is a realistic military aim. Much of the best Ukrainian soldiers are in the region near Donbas too. So it wouldn't be an easy fight.

But if Putin is stalling, then this might be why he is stalling??

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The Russians have not yet abandoned their attacks on Kyiv, claims by Russian Defense Ministry officials notwithstanding. Russian forces continued fighting to hold their forwardmost positions on the eastern and western Kyiv outskirts even as badly damaged units withdrew to Russia from elsewhere on the Kyiv and Chernihiv axes. The Russian high command has likely concluded that it cannot seize Kyiv and may not be able to move artillery closer to the center of the city. It may have decided to stop its previous practices of forcing units that have already taken devastating losses to continue hopeless offensive operations and of feeding individual battalion tactical groups into the battle as they become available rather than concentrating them to achieve decisive effects. Russian officials are likely casting these decisions driven by military realities as overtures demonstrating Russia’s willingness to engage in serious ceasefire or peace negotiations, possibly to conceal the fact that they have accepted the failure of their efforts on the Kyiv axis.
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Immediate items to watch
  • Russian forces will likely capture Mariupol or force the city to capitulate within the coming days;
  • Russian reinforcements may enable a renewed Russian offensive through Slovyansk to link up with Russian forces in Luhansk Oblast;
  • Russian withdrawals from near Kyiv and Chernihiv will become significant if Russian troops begin to pull back from front-line positions around either city.
 
Just when you think you've fucking seen it all. Somebody actually drew Pony-NATO and Pony-Ukraine anal vore. :stress:

This is exactly how the conflict will be remembered by historians; that time the US tried to cram Ukraine up NATO's ass. This must be printed out and placed in a time capsule for future generations wandering the post-nuclear wasteland who might be curious how things ended up so utterly fucked.
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Just when you think you've fucking seen it all. Somebody actually drew Pony-NATO and Pony-Ukraine anal vore. :stress:

This is exactly how the conflict will be remembered by historians; that time the US tried to cram Ukraine up NATO's ass. This must be printed out and placed in a time capsule for future generations wandering the post-nuclear wasteland who might be curious how things ended up so utterly fucked.
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I need my Islamic content sticker back. Actually I need every Islamic content sticker ever given for that post.
 
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