DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LostMy1stAccount]

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What a narcissistic faggot.
Let me guess... He didn't leave the replies open this time.

 

[Mature Adult]

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DSP its 1AM where you live. Put down the phone and go to fucking bed. You didn't even work today, there is no excuse for being up so late.

 

[SlushFiend]

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Always trying to chase that fame, classic Phil move

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

I like to imagine a world where Phil had a Bill Murray Scrooged style awakening, and starts giving the dents value for money by actually playing multi with them. A chorus of obviously disabled voices (like the Flip dent in the wheelchair) with Phil's good natured ack ack acks cutting through the noise, laughing along with them, treating them with kindness and respect - just a real joyful vibe like a carer taking the special kids to the water park. Wouldn't that be nice? Thanks.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

What a narcissistic faggot.
Let me guess... He didn't leave the replies open this time.

Of course not

 

[Kraftwerk Autobahn]

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A nobody when convenient, the progenitor of lets plays and one worthy of a personal apology from Jeff Bezos for being de-partnered at other times.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

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Twitch better apologize now!

 

[snort inquisition]

Mature adult.

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he did this exact tweet with his halloween costume

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Whoever guessed that he won't shut up about this tweet for the following year despite the fact that it gave him no additional viewers or paypigs can come collect his winnings from the betting pool.

 

[SomeBoyo]

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[Pargon]

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“It can’t possibly happen again.

R-right?”

 

[Elescondido]

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This is what copium does to your brain friends, for starters he is not a nobody he is an internet legend,
But more importantly nobodies ratio big people/organizations all the time lol...
And since twitter is one of the fews ways he interacts with the world he has to know this is the case but he has copium himself into forgetting that just so he can feel special

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

i promise you Phil has been staring at the replies to his tweet for HOURS, furiously biting his nails, seething at people talking him down lmao.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Goddammit, he's such a fucking boomer.
Phil, that's not what that means. Getting 5% more 'Likes' than the Tweet you replied to and disagreed with isn't "ratio-ing" it. If you brought an army to a battle that was roughly equivalent to the army your enemy brought you wouldn't say 'HA! Get ratioed bitch!' Well, you would because you're a retarded boomer who's desperate for attention and validation.

Ratioing is when you have a showing of an overwhelming amount of support more than the other side. Usually like 10 times more, so 10:1 not 1:1.

For example, you got ratioed in the replies to that tweet because for every 1 reply mildly agreeing with you there were like 500 either disagreeing with you or outright dunking on you for being a lolcow fagot and telling you to go back to your hole.

 

[PieceofShet]

Already begging for more attention in his reply to his own tweet. Who the fuck does that?

 

[Hogan of the South]

Already begging for more attention in his reply to his own tweet. Who the fuck does that?

Usually sad pieces of shit who have no life but should be spending time with their wives and or family instead of staring at tweeter at one in the morning waiting for people to “notice me senpais!!!”

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Hi Phil. It's your friend on the farms Derich the doggo again. Let me be the first one here to wish you an early happy birthday, congratz on turning 40 a lot of us didn't think you had that in you, I hope your mom waife buys you bakes you a great custom cake and that you get you tin cup filled to the brim with money
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Remember, he doesn't watch wrestling.

I like to imagine a world where Phil had a Bill Murray Scrooged style awakening, and starts giving the dents value for money by actually playing multi with them. A chorus of obviously disabled voices (like the Flip dent in the wheelchair) with Phil's good natured ack ack acks cutting through the noise, laughing along with them, treating them with kindness and respect - just a real joyful vibe like a carer taking the special kids to the water park. Wouldn't that be nice? Thanks.

That would require Phil to be a decent human being. And seeing as it's Bill Murray, Phil would also have to be funny.

 

[TheTractor]

I'm really looking forward the usual peanut butter frosting poke cake with chocolate syrup for his birthday.

Last one looked like saw dust, he was grimacing eating small bites and had to cut with big sips.

I wonder if it's the same damn cake each year that the mom wife un-freezes or she's just unloading more of her demon possesion into each one.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

I think dsp's copium levels hit max capacity and just kept going holy shit. I've never seen it even in the most optimistic patients I've had.

 

[MAWBD]

Already begging for more attention in his reply to his own tweet. Who the fuck does that?

I'll take: Narcissist cloud chasers for 200$ please, Alex.