Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%
  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%

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copy-paste: "THE APPEAL OF THE WIFE OF THE DEPUTY COMMANDER OF THE 56TH BRIGADE OF THE ARMED FORCES OF UKRAINE ⚡
Yesterday's spam attack on the channel once again confirmed that Ukrainian servicemen are closely monitoring my publications.
In this regard, representatives of the People's Militia of the LPR suggested that I post an appeal from junior sergeant of the 56th separate motorized Infantry Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Anastasia V. Shchukina. Her husband, Andrey Petrovich Shchukin, is the deputy commander of this brigade."


 
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I decided to look further into this by looking at Wikipedia, because I am a lazy fuck and bored.

Going by Wikipedia, seems like they are correct that the Japs were cucked by Teddy in having to return some Russian possessions and had some riots over it. And there was an alliance between the Japs and Eternal Anglo and it does make some sense.

As far as the 2:1 K/D ratio, that is just too insane to believe. Closest to Russian dominance over the Japs to that degree is when the Japs got raped by those nukes and the Russians decided to invade Manchuria against a heavily weakened Nippon around that time, about 40 odd years later.







Beware Wikipedia: it is a corrupted cesspool of pus spewing venom. They even lie about trivial matters such as GDP and population. For them, Truth is non-existent as only the way shown by their Marxist ideology.
 
Meanwhile the rouble bounced back almost to its pre-war value. Considering it only deprecated since 1991, it suddenly winning back 25% of its value is unprecedented. What are you doing, Putin, stahp.

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Y u play with my feelings Putin!? Y?!

Also, I found an interesting poll on Wikipedia.

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Somehow I feel Putin looked at it too, then said "screw it" and turned the ship towards friendly countries because improving relations with unfriendly ones was a lost cause.
 
You fuckers actually know eachothers history, put some effort into your insults at least.
Have you heard about the bullets covered in pig fat that scare Muslims? Well, my friend, that is because a pig is haram and you can't go to heaven if you interact in any way with a pig. And historically, Ukrainians were constantly raid-molested by Muslims, so they decided to start raising pigs. Muslim raiders felt disgusted and left the herd alone.
And the national pride of Ukraine is the dish called salo, which is also made from pork. So there is some effort in Russhians calling Ukrainians pigs. I'm not sure about monkeys, though.
 
Meanwhile the rouble bounced back almost to its pre-war value. Considering it only deprecated since 1991, it suddenly winning back 25% of its value is unprecedented. What are you doing, Putin, stahp.

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Y u play with my feelings Putin!? Y?!

Also, I found an interesting poll on Wikipedia.

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Somehow I feel Putin looked at it too, then said "screw it" and turned the ship towards friendly countries because improving relations with unfriendly ones was a lost cause.
Wait.. are you telling me these country ending sanctions aren't actually going to do shit long term? Who could have seen that coming. :tomgirl:

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Guys Russia sell shitton of gold on exchange 1g of gold for 5000 rubles.

They are standing on their head to keep ruble just a bit stronger. :story:
 
Have you heard about the bullets covered in pig fat that scare Muslims? Well, my friend, that is because a pig is haram and you can't go to heaven if you interact in any way with a pig.
Which is kinda ironic since being a jihadi martyr is the only guaranteed 100% way of getting to dat +99 transparent to the bone virgin pussy in the sky. You can rape, pillage, steal, clean your ass with toilet paper during war all you want, then die and paradise is yours. But if you get scrapped by pig fat, you're going straight to hell.
 
Have you heard about the bullets covered in pig fat that scare Muslims?
I have heard that a lot.
And people who claim it to be something other than a scare, are mostly incorrect.
Only extreme fanatics who take Quran literally would be worried about something like that.
There are clauses in Muslim faith that even allows them to denounce their faith to keep themselves alive.

Yes it's haram to consume pigs. Taking a bullet coated in lard is nowhere near the same thing.
Same thing with getting killed by women. How fearsome JDF and Kurd female fighters supposedly are. There are only as fearsome as "haha you died to a girl". So yeah, it's just good PR.
Source: spoke to mussies about these issues.

@ARghEAT I'm retarded. Thanks for correction.
 
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Have you heard about the bullets covered in pig fat that scare Muslims? Well, my friend, that is because a pig is haram and you can't go to heaven if you interact in any way with a pig. And historically, Ukrainians were constantly raid-molested by Muslims, so they decided to start raising pigs. Muslim raiders felt disgusted and left the herd alone.
And the national pride of Ukraine is the dish called salo, which is also made from pork. So there is some effort in Russhians calling Ukrainians pigs. I'm not sure about monkeys, though.
That makes even less sense not even counting the fact that mudslimes not going to heaven if they interact with a pig is bullshit. "You cause muslims to not go places!", might as well call someone plague repellent. Also pigs and monkeys are cool and it's an insult to compare them to slavs.
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