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Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
There’s literally one called Shamrock (among many other Irish superheroes just as stereotypical)
I’m glad Lou GAGLIARDI has embraced his so clear Irish heritage. It’s not like there are Italian festivals, Saints and holidays. Has he never heard of the Feast of San Gennaro? Italians have lots of feasts, seems right up his alley.
You just said you were deleting social media. Why do you keep posting? People don't want to deal with you because you are a lair. This post right here proves that.
This is funny to me because despite all his virtue signaling about standing with Ukraine, he has proven again how his actions are in line with Russia’s.
>Russia: promises to reduce its military presence in the Kyiv and Tšernihiv areasa
>also Russia: keeps bombing the aforementioned area throughout the following night
Says one thing but it doesn’t mean anything to him and thinks he has a free pass to do whatever he wants bc “but I wanna!!”
Re: his begging. I humbly accept getting all the puzzle pieces, hats and PLs as deserved based on the following;
I had some tolerance for his grifting for the past year, mostly because I was in the clear and knew I didn’t have to beg. I figured, well whatever, let him do his thing, the one he’s ultimately hurting is himself. Right? But now that I’m living under the poverty line myself (which I was previously able to handle because I had saved up for these tougher times) and am disabled like a fucking rétardée and struggling due to the bumper savings having diminished — I am so fucking angry at him. I have less on my account than him and he can just shamelessly go and beg for whatever sum tickles his fancy and spend it on useless shit. I still have some pride and dignity in me and I would find what he does shameful. I hope he chokes on his tortilla chips and zero calorie cotton candy water.
nical sovereign, vile of temper and cursed by his
deteriorating health and his ‘sorre legge’.
Lou, bro, this is an ideal way to turn your self-insert into historical furry TF fiction about Henry VIII turning into a (big-titty) English Lion. Think about how the 50 Shades lady did a name-replace on her Twilight story and hit the mass markets. Maybe King Henry repents or an Irish druid curses him or something. You can have that for free.
(Chalmers, C. R., & Chaloner, E. J. (2009). 500 years later: Henry VIII, leg ulcers and the course of history. Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine, 102(12), 514–517. https://doi.org/10.1258/jrsm.2009.090286)
"My Irish great grandma said the same thing until English pirates beheaded her. Her blue swirly face tattoos still haunt me to this day."
Seriously, where the fuck is Lou getting this stuff from? Can any Irish Kiwis weigh in?
For example, the claim that Flaitheas Éireann is Ireland's Uncle Sam seems to have been lifted from click-baity articles on Irish colour choices, possibly this one, which flat out states that Flatass Eileen is Uncle Sam. However, I can't find any corroborating evidence that this is the case; tracking back sources for articles leads to only a little information, suggesting that a) Flaitheas Éireann wasn't a person, it was the Irish term for legitimate sovereignty, and b) there was sometimes a heraldic device and mythical motif of a woman in blue associated with Irish sovereignty, but her name was (possibly?) Gormfhlaith, not Flatass Eileen.
Importantly, I cannot find any contemporary examples of Flatass Eileen art, not even New Age weirdo stuff, at least not with a cursory search - which leads me to believe that actual Irish people either don't know about her, or don't give a shit. There's certainly nothing, that I can see, which would support Lou's idea of Ireland having a tatt'ed up Irish superheroine, rivaling other nationalist characters like Uncle Sam, Marianne, or Britannia.
none of them are anything like what Lou is envisioning.
Trad fem, conservatively dressed, and at least one is old and beastly looking.
My guess is that Lou read that article above, got really excited, looked up "Celtic Warrior Women" on his iPad, and stumbled on something like
this one
or this one
Then, horny beyond all reason, real woman and feminist Lou decided that "masculine sex-fantasy thot" was what Ireland's mythical superheroine should look like - evidence and sources and actual Irish perspectives be damned.
I really hope Lou sticks with this idea and it gains traction amongst the furry troonsquad, as we may be looking at the birth of one of the dumbest invented traditions of the Neo-Victorian / AGP era.
For a "disabled" man he sure does leave the house a lot. Why's he going to Wally World anyway if he can't afford food? Just for shits and giggles?
I think he's trying to show how expensive, "healthy" sweetners are. You dont need any sugar fatass, you only drink sugary drinks.
I don't know what hes trying to show off here, maybe the creamers? Never heard him mention that he drinks coffee.
That is laughably cheap compared to where I live. I'd love to see him try and make it in a more expensive state, I was in for a shock when I moved to where I am now and I actually work for my money like a normal adult. I still manage to budget and can feed my family of two for less than his dumb ass can feed himself, all it takes is planning and a little effort.
That is laughably cheap compared to where I live. I'd love to see him try and make it in a more expensive state, I was in for a shock when I moved to where I am now and I actually work for my money like a normal adult. I still manage to budget and can feed my family of two for less than his dumb ass can feed himself, all it takes is planning and a little effort.
Oh my god , that giant fucking bag of Walmart Splenda he's showing to poormouth is fucking hilarious. He just said yesterday how he likes to mix it with Kool Ade. That bag would probably last a regular person who can somehow consume that vile garbage like, what, a year? But this dude can't drink water without sweetener in it. He must go through one of those bags pretty quick when you drink a half cup of it for every gallon of water you drink. Yes, Lou, it is expensive to maintain the size you are. You are eating enough to sustain a small family.
Oh my god , that giant fucking bag of Walmart Splenda he's showing to poormouth is fucking hilarious. He just said yesterday how he likes to mix it with Kool Ade. That bag would probably last a regular person who can somehow consume that vial garbage like, what, a year? But this dude can't drink water without sweetener in it. He must go through one of those bags pretty quick when you drink a half cup of it for every gallon of water you drink. Yes, Lou, it is expensive to maintain the size you are. You are eating enough to sustain a small family.
Splenda is really, really sweet. I have a hard time conceptualizing what he's doing with all that sweetener.
Putting aside the non-nutritive sweeteners argument: there's no reason to use the granulated Splenda if you're not baking with it. It's bulked up like that so it measures in volume like sugar, and is more stable for baking.
If you're just putting sweetener in your Kool-Aid, that's when it's fine to get the concentrated stuff. This is also when you might consider aspartame (Nutrasweet, Equal) instead, because you're not heating it up so you don't have to worry about losing the sweetness. (You can't bake with Equal for that reason; up until heat-stable non-nutritive sweeteners became affordable, diabetic dessert recipes were as bizarre as keto hacks are today.)
The other thing to watch out for, with artificial sweeteners, is the Tic Tac Loophole. Note that the granulated sucralose has bulk added to it so it measures out like sugar. The first ingredient is maltodextrin. How can it still be zero calories, then?
If a serving of a food has less than 0.5 grams of sugar, they can label it as 0. So one Tic Tac, which is nearly all sugar, is listed as zero calories--but that doesn't mean you can eat a bowl full of Tic Tacs as what old diabetics call a "free food." This is the same way that Pam baking spray is zero fat, when it's nearly all fat: the serving is a quick spray, a thousandth of the aerosol can. You can't open it with a can opener and fry with it for zero fat tendies.
Lou has a super weird idea of what a "healthy" or possibly "diabetic" diet entails, and/or he's too lazy to do one of those "this amount of healthy food is the same cost as this amount of unhealthy food" photospreads. A diabetic can eat whatever meat he wants and not have it affect his blood glucose much; chicken has nothing to do with diabetes. Even on a calorie-restrictive diet, it's going to be amount of meat.
Remember when Lou told the Internet with a straight face that his surgeon told him to step up his red meat consumption? Lou doesn't.
In closing:
also why can't he pocket Splenda packets from next to the coffee when he goes to restaurants; I would love to see Lou cope with actually being poor.
Re: his begging. I humbly accept getting all the puzzle pieces, hats and PLs as deserved based on the following;
I had some tolerance for his grifting for the past year, mostly because I was in the clear and knew I didn’t have to beg. I figured, well whatever, let him do his thing, the one he’s ultimately hurting is himself. Right? But now that I’m living under the poverty line myself (which I was previously able to handle because I had saved up for these tougher times) and am disabled like a fucking rétardée and struggling due to the bumper savings having diminished — I am so fucking angry at him. I have less on my account than him and he can just shamelessly go and beg for whatever sum tickles his fancy and spend it on useless shit. I still have some pride and dignity in me and I would find what he does shameful. I hope he chokes on his tortilla chips and zero calorie cotton candy water.
But, his begging has always been flooding the tags for actual people in need and creating new accounts to pop up on the timelines of those who have blocked/muted him once again. It’s always been scummy and harmful. Since before this thread’s creation he has been that way.
Lou isn’t in need, he is in want. And he will want, want, want until he becomes a vegetable or diabetically croaks. He has never been in need.
He’s like a toddler throwing an embarrassing tantrum in the middle of a store until mommy gives in and buys him whatever he wants just to get him to shut up, and if he doesn’t get his way from that point on he is “being abused.” I guarantee that was the type of kid Lou was.
So apparently Lou - who is now Irish again - just read a Wikipedia article on Irish history, missing St Patrick's Day by two weeks, but what are you doing to do?
Kinda disturbing to see Lou getting this inspired by historical European narratives about based Republicans rejecting multiculturalism and kicking their progressive, urban elites to the curb, but what can you do? I suppose it's in his Irish blood, flowing thick as spaghetti sauce and schwarzbier.
(yes, Lou, the Welsh have King Arthur. His body of literature was a thousand year collaborative effort between Welsh, English, and French authors, and while some versions are more racist and xenophobic than others, the generally accepted narrative is that Arthur will one day return to save Britain, which includes all the British peoples - except for the smelly Irish, who get nothing.)
Louie sure is going in hard and dry about being Irish when he's barely got any Irish blood in him and any Irish heritage his family has never has been celebrated or recognized. You'd think someone with the last name of Gagliardi would try to celebrate their Italian heritage since that's something he actually has a legitimate claim to, but I guess being a fat, greasy Wop just isn't special enough for Louie and there aren't any fat, greasy Wop capeshit heroes for him to latch on to. How long until Louie flip-flops from DC to Marvel so that he can start obsessing over Banshee?
Despite Louie being profoundly stupid, I don't think even he is stupid enough to continue claiming Jewish ancestry. No with the hell he caught and the absolute ass reaming he received over his "the memory of the numbers tattooed on my meemaw's arm still give me chills" lies and "I was misled by what my family told me" bullshit. His reputation was already in a sharp decline before that, but it went into total free fall once people found out he made the whole thing up and was lying his fat ass off, and he lost several supporters and ass-patters because of it.
That is laughably cheap compared to where I live. I'd love to see him try and make it in a more expensive state, I was in for a shock when I moved to where I am now and I actually work for my money like a normal adult. I still manage to budget and can feed my family of two for less than his dumb ass can feed himself, all it takes is planning and a little effort.
Yes, taking photos of random shit in Wally World TOTALLY proves Louie is being 100% truthful. As everyone knows, if you take a photo of things you haven't bought yet, then it makes it impossible for you to put them back on the shelf and buy entirely different things instead. I mean, it's not like our pet lard golem has a documented history of claiming to be trying to raise money to pay for one thing, then using the money he gets to buy something else instead.
Lou continues to fantasize about beating black men, implies that Chris Rock is a racist:
Tells; censroship, drinking, dating, and a wistfull yearning to have chopped his penis off in early childhood, I guess?
It's never too late to start, Lou!
"Wrong Answers Only"
More Groomersperging.
(note: the last vid is literally just a bunch of birds making a shape that looks like a bird. I have no idea what it's got to do with topical trans controversies - maybe nothing? Maybe Lou's just salty about past interactions? - but it prompts a post about "terrorism" all the same!)
Postmodern yarmulkes:
You wear a mask, yet you won't go on a fucking diet or even clean the dust off your fan.
Lou is a pedo:
Westerhare news; dude bought a bunch of jewellery but can't wear it because he fell and hurt himself:
That is laughably cheap compared to where I live. I'd love to see him try and make it in a more expensive state, I was in for a shock when I moved to where I am now and I actually work for my money like a normal adult. I still manage to budget and can feed my family of two for less than his dumb ass can feed himself, all it takes is planning and a little effort.
Not Irish, but Irish literature is one of my areas of study and you kind of have to research the history to figure out some of the references. I think this Flatass Eileen is a reference to/ other name for what's usually called Cathleen ni Houlihan, who's the Irish version of Uncle Sam for the US or John Bull for England--a personification of the country. The legend goes that an old woman appeared at a house to ask for the help of their son in fighting for her, resulting in his martyrdom. After his sacrifice, she is rejuvenated into a young, beautiful woman. It's kind of a folk tale legitimized by the play written by W. B. Yeats and Lady Augusta Gregory, and people really went nuts for the story during the Celtic Revival in the early 1900s. I guess it's kind of like the Irish version of "Remember the Alamo."
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(note: the last vid is literally just a bunch of birds making a shape that looks like a bird. I have no idea what it's got to do with topical trans controversies - maybe nothing? Maybe Lou's just salty about past interactions? - but it prompts a post about "terrorism" all the same!)
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You wear a mask, yet you won't go on a fucking diet or even clean the dust off your fan.
Look at that! Louie got his wish, because he's ALWAYS wrong!
Proof Louie never developed mentally past the age of eight or so: he believes it's A-OK to immediately resort to physical violence over someone's words. Part of growing up and becoming a healthy, functional adult is understanding that it is unacceptable to meet words with physical violence and that the only time violence is appropriate is to counter violence. Especially over a dumb joke in an environment where lighthearted roasting is to be expected, like a celebrity awards show.
And people need to stop acting like Alopecia is a big deal. Its not like Jada was just diagnosed with MS or some inoperable cancer that's going to kill her in a few months. She has a very mild case of hair loss on a tiny portion of her head. If she hadn't CHOSEN to shave her head then it's doubtful that anyone would notice, and she's a multi-fucking-millionaire who can afford any kind of treatment or remedy that she desires. She's not a poor victim. People need to get a fucking grip. And men have been the butt of bald jokes for centuries. What ever happened to equality? If men and women are equal then that should mean women can take a few bald jokes as well.
And comparing Jada having Alopecia to Bruce Willis suffering from debilitating cognitive dysfunction is a pretty brainless take, and extremely insensitive. There is no comparison. One is a horrible condition that will impact every day of a person's life until the day they die, and the other is an easily remedied cosmetic annoyance and will have zero impact on a person's life other that being unsightly. A bruise to one's vanity isn't even in the same galaxy as the decline of one's mental functions, and you need to be a pretty heartless, brainless piece of shit to even try to compare them.
