Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[The FedEx Pope]

Just a friendly reminder to some of you people swaying too far into derailing this thread with transgender identity politics:

This thread is not about transgender identity politics and I'm just going to delete posts sperging about this shit. Nobody cares. This thread is featured. It's about a person. Your politics suck and you should kill yourself.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-roberts.115295/post-11526684

I apologize if this has been posted, I didn't see it when searching the thread, or in the op.

I think I found an account Lucas forgot about?


https://twitter.com/KeffalsFrom1884
Archive

I think some or most of those Keffals accounts are his fans, some of them related to the Cat Boy Ranch I believe like Spanish Keffals and Polish Keffals. Though I could be wrong, would be up to somebody to dig deeper to find out how many of them are exactly fan accounts or direct alts that Lucas uses. I don't really get the gimmick accounts, it's pretty autistic if you ask me.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-roberts.115295/post-11495695

https://twitter.com/SpanishKeffals

https://twitter.com/crybabywalker9

 

[Maurice Caine]

I would imagine, but I haven't confirmed, that some of the drugs they hand out in their little groomer sites like https://hrt.cafe/ are controlled substances. For example, as someone pointed out, they were referring people to the real hardcore steroid black market sites on another one of these "DIY" sites, which I imagine are illegal to just, er, buy normally. HRT.Cafe's shit is all sketchy as fuck EU sites that require wire transfers or bitcoin.

What is amusing is that these freaks have a subreddit, https://www.reddit.com/r/TransDIY/ , which is allowed to stick around despite literally being a narcotics trading site. But I feel the second they get any attention on it Reddit will crack down on it, hard, which would be amusing to see.

Given how these guys groom children (the boxes, for example, are glittery purple and pink affairs with anime girls all over them) I imagine a nice writeup on these groomers targeting kids with homebrew hormone narcotic cocktails would probably nuke the shit out of their presence on Reddit and other sites, but I don't know of any media outlet that would ever dare cover it and risk the troons going after them. Maybe @Null could do a writeup for ZeroHedge someday or something, that could be funny. "The porn obsessed groomers helping children buy illegal hormone therapy to try and turn themselves into anime girls."

Being an anime girl sounds cool but this is definitely not the way to do it lol

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Hey retard troon. I know you're reading this, you're an egotistical twat. Anyway, explain to me why kids need HRT if the barrier for being trans is "I identify as X"? Chris Chan simply dressed like a 12-year-old girl from the 90s and declared his transness and that was it. He didn't get his balls chopped off or his dick mutilated or even take hormones. So do you consider Chris Chan fake trans?
I'm sure you won't have an answer. You'll jist screech TRANSPHOBE, then go back to shoving a fake dick in your fake vagina, fantasizing about ratio'ing people on fuckin Twitter.

 

[Rekkington]

hey kef look bro i'm sorry you were molested but the last guy who actually supported all this died of cancer so maybe you should take that as a sign lol lmao

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Just a friendly reminder to some of you people swaying too far into derailing this thread with transgender identity politics:

We don't need you to be a backseat Janny faggot.

What's been posted recently has been on topic, if Null has a problem with it he will tell us.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

It's a fair point, though. We do have other threads to sperg out about the tranny menace and I was wrong to dip of topic like that. Sorry guys.

 

[ComeOnDuder]

Keffals is another example of a person too scared to do any level of introspection. Instead they writhe in their own lack of development.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

We don't need you to be a backseat Janny faggot.

What's been posted recently has been on topic, if Null has a problem with it he will tell us.

You're right on that, but just wanted to help out the new posters who don't know how to sift through highlights so forgive my backseating faggotry

This was my main worry. Theoretically Keffals could have planted the dog fucking story along with these pictures, planning to later 'debunk' it in some way to run with the angle of: "KF are idiots. They believe I fucked a dog with no evidence just because I'm trans. They are clearly also wrong about me grooming children to participate in my catboy pedo discord. No reason to look any further into it."

Doesn't seem like a smart strategy to me, but I can't relate to a person like this in the first place so I don't know what kind of crazy shit Keffals may view as a reasonable deffense. There is also the possibility the info comes from some random alog, but how would they have found a (seemingly) legitimate past address? Maybe its some scorned gay/troon lover taking anonymous revenge? Or a Destiny fan who found the previous address before it was in this thread and is now attempting to go scorched earth? Both are technically possible but seem too far fetched.

Following up on Null's request to message him directly was also extremely brazen, I was honestly expecting the account to go completely dark. I was very skeptical at first but when considering all of the potential options I think there is a decent chance he is telling the truth. Its plausible he was a former friend of Keffals who drifted apart over the years, lurked /pol/ and is familiar with the vernacular. Then overcompensated when making his first post on this website thinking it would make him seem legitimate rather than raising red flags due to being a brand new account.

I could very easily be wrong, but I just don't see any realistic scenario outside of this being Keffals himself or some legitimate ex friend. And I don't think Keffals would go as far as to communicate with Null directly on his own site (potentially exposing IP) or provide the information that was given unless he is inconceivably retarded. In that case I would also expect Null to see through the attempt fairly easily given the amount of gay ops he likely has to deal with on a daily basis.

That's why it's just conjecture and allegations. I doubt Keffals is retarded enough to plant a story like this that will just get him meme'd to death by his detractors. Who wants to be known to fuck a family pet chihuahua?

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Keffals is too stupid to plan some 3D chess move. I've read his writing and he writes like an uneducated sperg (because he is). Meanwhile, the leaked post is well written and actually uses correct punctuation and grammar.

Besides, how would faking a dog fucking story even help his reputation? Ignoring that story, the photo of him isn't fake, why would he want people to know he's a lazy disgusting hoarder?

Keffals is the same as any other troon lolcow that gets featured on the farms. Being stuck in the echo chamber of Twatter means that he ended up believing and buying his own bullshit. He honest to God thought he could cancel and ratio anyone who dared to disagree with him, because that's what he and other troons always do.

But once on the farms, reality sets in. There's people that disagree with him and people are making fun of him, and he can't do shit about it. Rest assured he is not happy about this thread.

 

[Desumorphine]

Cow crossover lol
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https://www.change.org/p/vladimir-putin-stop-ittttttt-like-for-real-stop/u/30255656

I can just hear Internet Historian's voice in the background "A petition was started, but went nowhere."

 

[The FedEx Pope]

Lucas doesn't even realize (like every other lolcow and troon before him) that once KF has moved on, all of this information still exists and will linger and fester the internet. Just look at the google search algorithm for this, and we're not even a month in yet:

Poor daisy...

 

[Something In My Ass]

I apologize if this has been posted, I didn't see it when searching the thread, or in the op.

I think I found an account Lucas forgot about?

https://twitter.com/KeffalsFrom1884

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and another

https://twitter.com/keffa1s

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and another

https://twitter.com/grasskeffals

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and many many more
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I wonder why someone obsessed with ratios would have literally 100's of twitter accounts?
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Lucas, you're addicted... get help man.

This is the reason why Null tells you to pick a username that can't link you to anything

 

[Mellorine]

Sucks to learn Justin Whang is a chaser.

 

[bluegenius8585]

Sucks to learn Justin Whang is a chaser.

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Projecting much?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Sucks to learn Justin Whang is a chaser.

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I hate this shit. Troons can overly fetishize themselves all day, but the moment there's a homosexual actually into that shit they these fucks cry about it. "Don't fetishize us chaser!" Fuck off you entitled shit. That kind of homosexual is the best shot your kind has at a semi normal relationship. Be grateful anyone would want to fuck you instead of crying about it faggot.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I hate this shit. Troons can overly fetishize themselves all day, but the moment there's a homosexual actually into that shit they these fucks cry about it. "Don't fetishize us chaser!" Fuck off you entitled shit. That kind of homosexual is the best shot your kind has at a semi normal relationship. Be grateful anyone would want to fuck you instead of crying about it faggot.

They hate "chasers" because it reminds them they will never achieve perfection in larping as females lol

 

[A Parroting Puppet]

Sucks to learn Justin Whang is a chaser.

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I remember sometime ago checking his socials out of curiosity and already getting alarmed by how many alt whores and redditors he seemed to associate with, so I'm not entirely surprised, but this fucking groomer, really? Jesus Christ man.

 

[Happy Fish]

oh no
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lmfao yeah, about that

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Wow Lucas. You really put your father through that? You can see the light leaving him. From the happy picture of him with his untainted son to the forced smile- closing his eyes as much as he can to keep up the facade that he believes you are anything other than mutilated offspring that has willingly become a genetic dead end. Even were he in heaven, knowing what you've done to yourself will always keep him in his own persona hell. You really are a sick fucker in that you would do this to the man who created and raised you. You have betrayed him on an unimageable level and you can never change that fact. Continue to drown yourself in fake edge and forced display of apathy. It's really all you have left at this point.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

Wow Lucas. You really put your father through that? You can see the light leaving him. From the happy picture of him with his untainted son to the forced smile- closing his eyes as much as he can to keep up the facade that he believes you are anything other than mutilated offspring that has willingly become a genetic dead end. Even were he in heaven, knowing what you've done to yourself will always keep him in his own persona hell. You really are a sick fucker in that you would do this to the man who created and raised you. You have betrayed him on an unimageable level and you can never change that fact. Continue to drown yourself in fake edge and forced display of apathy. It's really all you have left at this point.

There's a lot of Kingsley's out there, unfortunately. You can tell their relationship was strong back then when Lucas was a normal young kid, and Kingsley must've been very affectionate to him. Unlike Catherine, his mom.

https://lfpress.remembering.ca/obituary/kingsley-john-roberts-1073598410

(Kingsley with possibly his first son Brandon)

I'm thinking there was some falling out between Kingsley and his wife Catherine as Lucas grew up. The allegation goes that Cathy wanted a daughter after their birthing their first son Brandon, but Lucas came to the world and was a male, disappointing her until the day Lucas finally transitioned into a 'daughter'.

Tell me there wasn't alcohol involved when you look Kingsley's nose as he did pass away from kidney cancer, unless he chained smoked from having to deal with his wife's shit.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-roberts.115295/post-11510215

Otm shank:

2. Catherine's role in this was kind of interesting. The best way to describe her is; subtly unpleasant. She lived her life with a disappointed scowl on her face, never saying much. When she did speak up it was usually to say something pithy or scathing, albeit in a meek tone. I think you guys are overblowing the Oedipal angle due to that tweet. I never saw anything that indicated motherlust but I think Luke did desire her approval. She was one of the women whose mannerisms he would imitate; he had her posture, her gait, her tone.

(Notice how Keffals/Lucas looks exactly like his mom Catherine back when his parents were younger?)

In spite of this she never seemed to be too affectionate with Luke. The general perception was that he was a bit of a fuckup. When he came out as trans and started transitioning she completely changed around him. She became interested, supportive, outgoing. This had a big impact on Luke imo. I think she always wanted a daughter. Her only other kid was Lukes older brother Brandon; a nerd's nerd computer programmer with a personality permanently stuck in a smarmy 1990's channel awesome inflection. Not much for a mother to attach herself to there. I think she would have overlooked anything for a chance at having a daughter and generally the family was happy to see a change, any change in Luke.

(Kingsley did all the cleaning and cooking while Cathy did jack shit)

(Now Cathy loves Lucas after transitioning, unlike before when he was a degenerate anti-social male teen shut-in)




Bonus:

Possibly one of the two family chihuahuas Lucas John Roberts / Clara Sorrenti Keffals sexually tried to molest, maybe Daisy

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-roberts.115295/post-11507932

His furry phase ended after a while and I always wondered why until many years later a mutual friend of ours told me that Lucas had attempted to fuck a family pet. I say 'attempted' because it was a fucking chihuahua. The Roberts' had two god awful, shaky, yippy chihuahuas that would bark at the slightest noise or the friendliest stranger. Apparently the physics of fucking an aging, half-blind pocket dog isn't exactly conducive to busting a mad nut and the furry shit was quickly abandoned.