Horrorcow JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge - Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.

[I got rabies]

Can anyone tell me, is Justin internet comunication always one way?
It doesnt seem he ever reacts to posts, enters into discussions or ever reacts to replies in his Eka forum posts?

I haven't checked his Eka posts in a while, I know he used to make a new thread almost daily and then kinda stopped. He would usually just ask a question, write elaborate paragraphs about his opinion/preferences and then never reply on his thread. I forgot the name of the thread but one time he actually replied and fought some people. Admin had to do damage control and delete posts that insulted him.

I *think* it was the time he said vore should go mainstream with a vorarephile being interviewed and he said he is possibly the best possible candidate for such an interview and everyone called him out on it. Could be a different thread but I remember one person flipped out and essentially said "do you really have to mention you're married to a pokémon every time you make a thread, no one gives a fuck".

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Pokemon has to be Japan's revenge on the west for nuking them during the war.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Pokemon has to be Japan's revenge on the west for nuking them during the war.

No that's Pokemon porn.

 

[Pepper Jack]

This is the crossover I never know I needed

Spoiler: Archive 480p

 

[anliteralidiot]

I hope Justin is doing well. I wish we knew his thoughts on Pokemon Legends Arceus, which featured giant pokemon that would try to eat you.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope Justin is doing well. I wish we knew his thoughts on Pokemon Legends Arceus, which featured giant pokemon that would try to eat you.

I hope he didn't have a heart attack masturbating to it. Does it have his waifu in it?

 

[anliteralidiot]

I hope he didn't have a heart attack masturbating to it. Does it have his waifu in it?

Sadly, no. Reshayram is not in Pokemon Legends Arceus. But it has the other gen 4 legendaries that are very big and can accidentally eat you.

There is hope that, if we have a sequel, we will see Reshiram, and her true form.

Spoiler: pokesperging

The game shows the idea of two legendaries having alt forms that resemble one other legendary, tying them all together. This would fit well with Reshiram, as it's supposed to be one aspect from a dragon pokemon that split apart. Also a trainer from Reshiram's games is just in Pokemon Legends Arceus. He's been teleported through time and space, and has only vague memories.

I just want to know his reaction.

 

[AMERICA]

I hope Justin is doing well. I wish we knew his thoughts on Pokemon Legends Arceus, which featured giant pokemon that would try to eat you.

He hasn't played it

 

[TurdFondler]

Man's got standards. He's not just going out and buying any pokemon game. Wish others had that kind of restraint.

 

[AnOminous]

Sadly, no. Reshayram is not in Pokemon Legends Arceus. But it has the other gen 4 legendaries that are very big and can accidentally eat you.

That's almost sadistic. Create a Pokemon game where giant legendary Pokemon eat you accidentally and then leave out poor Justin's waifu.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

He hasn't played it
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He's gonna change his mind about this real quick when he learns about alpha pokemon. That feature was basically made for him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Man's got standards. He's not just going out and buying any pokemon game. Wish others had that kind of restraint.

I wouldn’t really say that. He seems to base his decisions whether his Pokémon waifus are in a game or not which is pathetic reasoning.

 

[TurdFondler]

I wouldn’t really say that. He seems to base his decisions whether his Pokémon waifus are in a game or not which is pathetic reasoning.

He managed not to just consoom product, so big ups

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He managed not to just consoom product, so big ups

I don’t know, he’d still consoom product if his “wife” was in it and blindly buy all merch of it if he could

 

[thismanlies]

Man's got standards. He's not just going out and buying any pokemon game. Wish others had that kind of restraint.

Of all the lolcows we discuss, JustinRPG has to be the smartest one. He shows he can plan things out by going into meticulous detail about how he wants to fuck pokemon and get eaten by them and he knows to wait until they release a DLC of his waifu when the price of the game has come down.

 

[AMERICA]

Justin is being weird on Reddit again. And he apparently eats bird poop ...

 

[Bloatlord]

Justin is being weird on Reddit again. And he apparently eats bird poop ...
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If Justin can stick to this diet for a whole year he'll be in great shape! Keep it up!

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Justin is being weird on Reddit again. And he apparently eats bird poop ...
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He has made a previous post about how he's held birds on multiple occasions that he's decided to catch, so kind off like real life Pokémon I guess?

Makes you wonder if he's forcibly held them or choked them to make the sparrows shit in his mouth or something, well I thought I knew a fair bit about Justin but not about his fetish eating other animals excrement...

 

[JamesDeanMiniCooper]

Context for this post: Justin was pointlessly complaining about his reddit cake day, when a redditor pulls up his most spoken words on reddit. The post speaks for itself.

 

[SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP]

He has made a previous post about how he's held birds on multiple occasions that he's decided to catch, so kind off like real life Pokémon I guess?

Makes you wonder if he's forcibly held them or choked them to make the sparrows shit in his mouth or something, well I thought I knew a fair bit about Justin but not about his fetish eating other animals excrement...

Imagine him holding a handful of tiny sparrows in one hand, his other other hand hovering above his gaping maw. In that hand is a tiny sparrow screaming chirping its lungs out as this obese manchild is squeezing the literal shit out of you, your black and white feces painting his tongue the very same. As your bowels are fully emptied and you feel your consciousness fade due to the ogre crushing your innards for his snack, he flings you against the against the nearest wall, causing your world to go black. Congratulations. Your suffering is over. The same cannot be said for the others as he plucks your cousin by the wing from his other unwashed hand...