DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Coke Zero]

“It can’t possibly happen again.

R-right?”

"Remember when you all liked my tweet? I bet you won't do it again..."

 

[TurdFondler]

Some marginal, fleeting clout on the most worthless social media platform and he's hitching his wagon to it.

Twitter encourages botting and I bet the academy awards was just signal boosting whatever in the replies to game the algo.

 

[gaarashatan]

Good to see DSP trying to defend his top 10 racist remarks out in the open.

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but he hasnt stopped being racist?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

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In addition to the already mentioned coping, Phil is royally fucking up in his attempts to bait people, even newcomers. How? He calls himself a "nobody", when he's also apparently "DSP The Undying". The natural question anyone uninitiated is going to ask upon noticing this contradiction is: What can a "nobody" have gone through, that would have them convinced of their own invincibility?

He seems to think he can leverage his irrelevance, while completely glossing over how fucked he is by the REASON for his irrelevance. Not to mention forgetting that anybody who tunes into any of his streams for the first time, is going to get an earful about his lengthy career in making an ass of himself.

If I didn't know how dumb Phil is, I would suspect at this point that the only reason he wants to lure in, say, 3000 viewers, is so more people can hear him bitch about "unfair" life has been to him. Just for sake of being heard griping by THAT many. I'm sure that's a part of it, but the rest of it is definitely him being stupid enough to think he can turn that into profit. There's no way he's based enough to JUST want thousands to hear him whine, without concern for what happens afterward. Shit, I would say this tweet proves it, because he didn't get what he wanted, and he's still trying to salvage it. Poorly.

I'm really looking forward the usual peanut butter frosting poke cake with chocolate syrup for his birthday.

Last one looked like saw dust, he was grimacing eating small bites and had to cut with big sips.

I wonder if it's the same damn cake each year that the mom wife un-freezes or she's just unloading more of her demon possesion into each one.

I'm surprised he hasn't by now started excusing himself from having cake, because there's NO benefit to him whatsoever. He clearly doesn't eat like that of his own volition, we get hilarious screenshots out of it, he never gets to brag about Kat baking something magnificent because it's obviously store-bought (not to mention the lack of credibility in there ever being such an effort on her part), and it's not something the retards pester him into doing. There are plenty of traditions and social norms Phil doesn't observe, why is painfully eating a cake an exception?

 

[gaarashatan]

Mutahar likes to laugh at Phil and is annoyed by his scams. He is also friends with Coffeezilla.
While unlike to happen, asking to expose a long scam couldn't hurt. Since Phil's scams made him at least 120,000$ yearly, for the past several years.
However we would have to send our best, and not someone that makes Phil look sane.

yeah but in the end thatll just be another "proof" of what we all and everyone else knows. but his fans dont care so if i was coffee i wouldnt bother to spend my time doing it (assuming he knew this)

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Oh boy, another hour of Phil complaining about video game companies being greedy (Sony) and lazy (Nintendo). Now featuring birthday decorations intended for literal children.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Goddammit, he's such a fucking boomer.
Phil, that's not what that means. Getting 5% more 'Likes' than the Tweet you replied to and disagreed with isn't "ratio-ing" it. If you brought an army to a battle that was roughly equivalent to the army your enemy brought you wouldn't say 'HA! Get ratioed bitch!' Well, you would because you're a retarded boomer who's desperate for attention and validation.

Ratioing is when you have a showing of an overwhelming amount of support more than the other side. Usually like 10 times more, so 10:1 not 1:1.

For example, you got ratioed in the replies to that tweet because for every 1 reply mildly agreeing with you there were like 500 either disagreeing with you or outright dunking on you for being a lolcow fagot and telling you to go back to your hole.

Technically getting ratio'd is when you have a take so bad that the amount of comments that appear vastly outnumbers the amount of likes you got.

For example, if you made something with 100 likes, but then got 267 replies and another 100 QRTs, usually means that people are destroying your ass in the replies and what you said is something nobody agrees with, so you're getting ratio'd. What Dave did was "beat their ass in the replies/QRTS."

A good example of Phil getting ratio'd is his rant against "paid shills" for Dying Light 2 (I think.)

 

[the khat quaffer]

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>I ratioed the Oscars!!

Okay there darksydekeffals

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Phil is just setting up the “why are you punching down, I’m just a small streamer that enjoys playing games and having a fun, chill time” narrative in case anyone tries to call him out on how much of a faggot he is lmfao.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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Ok I know it's puzzle piece buuut he's also the tight assed king of semantics so...

He knows the Oscars are the nickname for the industry awards show or the statue not the organization that sent out the tweet, I mean it's right there in his quoted tweet. What is so crazy about an organization who's doing damage control getting ratio'ed on twitter?

It's like this 40 year old who's totally not going to go through a midlife crisis is treating this tweet as a lifetime achievement award, there's Kpop Stans that take twitter less seriously and they're usually kids. Black baby Jesus that's pathetic.

 

[Corpun]

I still find it hilarious he never knew Poison was a tranny and likely jerked off to her. Wonder how angry he got when he learned the truth of the matter was thus.

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I'm trying to figure this one out, I actually think it went fuller retard. like Super Retard beyond retard beyond and he locked his replies again I assume it's because someone in this last tweet on this pointed out not only is he illiterate but also can't add.

So Skill-up says they're fine paying for new releases they want to play and waiting for others to come on a streaming service, Xbox does it different. Both are good and will do fine. It's almost like he quoted the wrong tweet....

Who's paying more for less?
Who said anything about competition being bad?
What does an influencer and/or journalist have to do with anything?
Why is influencer/journalist in quotes? Is this not a real influencer/journalist?
What the fuck is he talking about?

I think I missed something.

anywho I saw snort's vid on his begging last night, I like how he didn't even know if jasper needed litter but he needs money for jasper's litter. It was like John Lovitz as Tommy Flanagan the Pathological Liar

Just him being angry over others success as usual. I'm sure he even hates actual street beggers because they do nothing to earn street change dood! He works his ass off and they get handed money.

Mature adult.

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It scares me that me and Phil almost share birthdays. Sharing a birthday with a lolcow must be bad luck or something.

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Phil get some sleep and quit hitting gin so late. If you weren't getting shit on you would bring this tweet up all the time for the next month as part of your cope rant on how you are coming back.

 

[King of Gout]

Dude got a second thread, this is some epic saga.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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wow this is pathetic, even for phil

 

[TheTractor]

wow this is pathetic, even for phil

The bar is Mariana trench deep at this point; he's pathetic at his''job'', physically, mentally and socially.

But hey, he can sleep at night knowing he allows getting enabled by wheelchair bound retards like Rob, not like those multi millions super stars youtuber that prey on the weak minded.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The return of the game controller balloon, Phil? That’d be cool…if you were physically five, not mentally.

Also, any guesses as to the marathon goal this year?

And, again......realistically who gives a shit about something that has nothing to do with them?

Mature adult's BIRTHDAY WEEK PLAN

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When are you actually going to start 'a full day' of any game streaming.........on a gaming channel?

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And yet here you are, so desperate to try and make it happen again. It's over Phail. Just walk away.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

yeah but in the end thatll just be another "proof" of what we all and everyone else knows. but his fans dont care so if i was coffee i wouldnt bother to spend my time doing it (assuming he knew this)

Well said mate and great point.
I'm well aware I'm pretty exceptional when it comes to content related to Phil. I want to see people dunk on him, for valid reasons obviously. However at the same time I'm aware that fuck all can break the pignosis at this point, and I'm always worried it could backfire and expose more dents to his scam. Fucking complicated that is.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

That new header looks vaguely familiar.

 

[Balr0g]

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That new header looks vaguely familiar.

He shoukld use this thumbnail all the time and rename it to "The daily noodle arms"

Oh and this faggot complained that Youtube sets his thumbnails for his jerkofcast and pennewrap automatically by using random pictures from his VOD. This lazy nigger complains about an algorithm when he could put in someth9ing else which would cost a few minutes tops. I know I sound MATI but I hope Youtube kicks him from the monetization soon. At least then he would finally be in his ultraform: the pure beggar

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

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That new header looks vaguely familiar.

It seems the paypigs Phil goes to for ideas, to make up for his own lack of imagination, are just as creatively bankrupt as he is. How surprising...

 

[Yautja]

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That new header looks vaguely familiar.

I already lift, but seeing DSP helps validate the experience. Knowing that I won't ever be the noodle armed fatass old man helps one to realize just how worth it it is to take care of yourself while you have the chance to make it a habit. Still can''t believe he and Dr. Disrespect are the same age