Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[kuuu]

"Even during a nuclear war Bukhanka will live forever no matter what times might come. She's unsinkable, unkillable and unburnt."

Seems like early days of war.
Dude speaks Russian with typical Ukrainian accent.

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And a silly meme. Pretty sure it speaks for itself and doesn't need an explanation:

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

"Even during a nuclear war Bukhanka will live forever no matter what times might come. She's unsinkable, unkillable and unburnt."
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Seems like early days of war.
Dude speaks Russian with typical Ukrainian accent.

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And a silly meme. Pretty sure it speaks for itself and doesn't need an explanation:
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This war has really sold me on those little vans. I wonder how many have made their way over to the US. Downside is any that have would be at least 20 years old because of import laws.

 

[kuuu]

This war has really sold me on those little vans. I wonder how many have made their way over to the US. Downside is any that have would be at least 20 years old because of import laws.

Your butt and spine will hate you for getting one. You'll need to do some serious customization if you think that you'll be able to experience anything resembling comfort while driving it. That's on one hand.
On the other hand, maintenance is comparable to AK if you know what you are doing and have the parts.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Your butt and spine will hate you for getting one. You'll need to do some serious customization if you think that you'll be able to experience anything resembling comfort while driving it. That's on one hand.
On the other hand, maintenance is comparable to AK if you know what you are doing and have the parts.

It would be the perfect car for me to take to the range with my collection of vintage Russian guns and ammo. I wouldn't want it for a comfort vehicle, but the relative primitiveness of it serves other purposes.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Your butt and spine will hate you for getting one. You'll need to do some serious customization if you think that you'll be able to experience anything resembling comfort while driving it. That's on one hand.
On the other hand, maintenance is comparable to AK if you know what you are doing and have the parts.

It's also a rather capable offroad vehicle, despite looking like a VW hippie van.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Ministry of Defense reveals what it meant by "First stage of the operation". In other news, Boris Johnson confirms the sanctions are there to stay.

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When you don't tell anyone what you want, victory can be whatever you want it to be.

 

[Narcotics]

Kek russian gov basically saying that people are terminally online and that they want russian internet celebrities to talk good about the special ops because people only get their takes from the interwebs. true

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

It's also a rather capable offroad vehicle, despite looking like a VW hippie van.

Looks wise, I prefer it to the VW. There's just something about the blocky look that I love in a car.

 

[kuuu]

It would be the perfect car for me to take to the range with my collection of vintage Russian guns and ammo. I wouldn't want it for a comfort vehicle, but the relative primitiveness of it serves other purposes.

Sound choice for that scenario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTnGTlu-a1w

It's also a rather capable offroad vehicle, despite looking like a VW hippie van.

It is a military vehicle after all.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

When you don't tell anyone what you want, victory can be whatever you want it to be.

So you're saying Russia is a woman

 

[Lone MacReady]

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Kek russian gov basically saying that people are terminally online and that they want russian internet celebrities to talk good about the special ops because people only get their takes from the interwebs. true

Russians and Americans, so... so alike.

 

[mindlessobserver]

So you're saying Russia is a woman

Well, it is mother Russia after all

 

[Meat Target]

When you don't tell anyone what you want, victory can be whatever you want it to be.

Maybe the real victory is the comrades we made along the way.

 

[Orange Man Costume]

Joey probably had a brain fart moment and spilled out the beans, why is it that the president and burger gov have different statements about the same thing? First with the burgerton having to come out and say "no we don't want to dethrone putin pls" after joe had a white teenager emotional moment and now this.

There's enough evidence that Biden is basically incapable of just saying what he's told to say, can't even stay on script when it's literally given to him to hold at the podium, so yea it's totally reasonable to just consider that all the time.

On the other hand I doubt anyone takes him seriously enough on the Russia/China side for the dethrone stuff to really be escalation, assuming is actually him leaking about the training, I'm not sure exactly what Russia could/would do about it either.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

On the other hand I doubt anyone takes him seriously enough on the Russia/China side for the dethrone stuff to really be escalation, assuming is actually him leaking about the training, I'm not sure exactly what Russia could/would do about it either.

I mean if the Russians get to stage troops in Belarus, I'd say it's fair game that the ukies get to train troops in Poland.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

This man is a world treasure
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Isn't that Worf's son?

Update: Vince McMahon confirmed for gay. Sad! Gay!
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We're all gonna be so surprised when he reveals himself as the higher power behind Putin.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Meanwhile here are some useful resources for our European friends.

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[The Ultimate Ramotith]

In light of all of these gaffes that Joe Biden is doing, especially wit how he is provoking war with Rossiya, I predic that he is going to be subjected to the 25th Amendment and be replaced, with much fanfare, with Kamala Harris. While her being a 'BIWOC' is a big factor (and a big protector, since anything that she does cannot be criticised, or you would be called a racist misogynist) of her being a Vice President in the first place, she also laughs away her problems without really doing anything. In this case, she would laugh away the issues with Rossiya instead of Joe Biden leaking more threats against Rossiya, thus at least suffocating the issue.

Optimistically, Bernie Sanders would be Vice President.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

On the other hand I doubt anyone takes him seriously enough on the Russia/China side for the dethrone stuff to really be escalation,

Joe's slush brain means he accidentally says the truth out loud sometimes (like when he was boasting about having the greatest electoral fraud machine). It wasn't really a "gaffe", the US government really does want Putin gone or dead, his country raped, and they think it's funny etc. They would have drone striked him by now if he didn't have WMD.

 

[Uncle Buck]

This man is a world treasure
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Update: Vince McMahon confirmed for gay. Sad! Gay!
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Ukraine is big gay; @Vince McMahon is bigger gay.