Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[NynchLiggers]

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Kek russian gov basically saying that people are terminally online and that they want russian internet celebrities to talk good about the special ops because people only get their takes from the interwebs. true

I would say "lolcow country lol" but the fucking west is like this too

 

[Corpun]

Your butt and spine will hate you for getting one. You'll need to do some serious customization if you think that you'll be able to experience anything resembling comfort while driving it. That's on one hand.
On the other hand, maintenance is comparable to AK if you know what you are doing and have the parts.

You forgot the downside of looking like a kiddy diddler.

On the other hand spray painting a nice big Z on the side would be nice.

In light of all of these gaffes that Joe Biden is doing, especially wit how he is provoking war with Rossiya, I predic that he is going to be subjected to the 25th Amendment and be replaced, with much fanfare, with Kamala Harris. While her being a 'BIWOC' is a big factor (and a big protector, since anything that she does cannot be criticised, or you would be called a racist misogynist) of her being a Vice President in the first place, she also laughs away her problems without really doing anything. In this case, she would laugh away the issues with Rossiya instead of Joe Biden leaking more threats against Rossiya, thus at least suffocating the issue.

Optimistically, Bernie Sanders would be Vice President.

Heels Up Harris would never become president at this rate. With Biden they can clarify what his senile brain says to make it look less bad than it is.

Kamala on the otherhand...

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I would say "lolcow country lol" but the fucking west is like this too

All countries are lolcow countries, some are just bigger lolcows than others. I'm looking at you Germany and the entire African continent.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

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Kek russian gov basically saying that people are terminally online and that they want russian internet celebrities to talk good about the special ops because people only get their takes from the interwebs. true

Considering even Putin is going on about how JKR should write Harry Potter and the Gas Chamber of Secrets as quickly as possible that Russians are as terminally online as anyone else is fact.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Sound choice for that scenario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTnGTlu-a1w

It is a military vehicle after all.

We haven't seen any of them destroyed by the hohols, so it's definitely capable for war lol.

 

[DumbDude42]

You will eat kielbasa and drink potato vodka and you will be happy.

europe would unironically fare better as a collection of polish vassal states than they do under their current franco-benelux-german rulers

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

We haven't seen any of them destroyed by the hohols, so it's definitely capable for war lol.

I think we've seen a few in the convoys that got hit. I also suspect they mainly use it in rear areas where it's less likely to get hit. The US uses slightly modified civilian pickup trucks for similar purposes.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Man I cant believe we're going to ban the letter z. Are we now going to have to say joggers belong in a "soo"?

Anyway, since we're talking about grandpa Joe saying the quiet part out loud? Probably a foregone conclusion to you guys but idk how this didn't already occur to me. Know how Biden said we'd retaliate in kind if Putin used chemical weapons? Basically the entire stockpile we declared in 1997 and have almost totally destroyed was old unitary munitions made in the 60s and earlier and they were corroding and leaking and generally shit.

Meanwhile, even before the Chemical Weapons Convention, we had agreements with the USSR to reduce chemical stockpiles. Which of course defectors tipped us off in the 80s they were still making them and thats how we ended up with novichok.

Given all the biolabs we've set up everywhere, I'd bet money we have secret chemical facilities somewhere still making stuff and Joe let slip because he overheard the breifing for the real leader(s)

 

[Sammich]

Ah yeah, they stopped Ukraine to turn it into enemy of Russia by making it enemy of Russia by invading.

Cope.

Every single word out of your retarded mouth is cope, you dumb nigger.

 

[Borscht]

Man I cant believe we're going to ban the letter z. Are we now going to have to say joggers belong in a "soo"?

No, you are going to say they belong in an "oo".

We really missed a great opportunity to bring down the dollar when we didn't mark our shit with $.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

North Vietnam said it's armed forces were about to collapse if the Americans continued their large scale operations in Vietnam and the Tet offensive was a disaster.

It was the propaganda war in which the North Vietnamese were really effective and that sapped public support for the war back in the U.S.

Which is why I can't even be mad at Ukraine for their own propaganda ops.
I mean if you know your enemy stands a good chance of beating you on the ground and in the air, then you might as well try and dupe their civilian leadership into giving up.

 

[Kane Lives]

Which is why I can't even be mad at Ukraine for their own propaganda ops.
I mean if you know your enemy stands a good chance of beating you on the ground and in the air, then you might as well try and dupe their civilian leadership into giving up.

It would have worked against America, no doubt. Unfortunately, Russia isn't a democracy, lol.

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

Biden visited Salisbury. We ate pizza, watched the spires of churches,
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That reminds me, Putin really should have invested in a few meet and greet the troops events. It would've given his supporters material to push back against memes like this:

 

[Sammich]

Oh good. That WEF twat is weighing in again. It was a false alarm.
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https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1509100339609231366

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https://twitter.com/tulsigabbard/status/578185129471922177

By all means shit on her, but what's wrong with what she's saying in the tweets you linked?

 

[The Man With No Name]

europe would unironically fare better as a collection of polish vassal states than they do under their current franco-benelux-german rulers

Would be an economic nightmare, but most people in Europe were having a lot more fun when Italians ruled. Let's do that one again.

 

[kuuu]

That reminds me, Putin really should have invested in a few meet and greet the troops events. It would've given his supporters material to push back against memes like this:
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He does leave his hidey hole sometimes.

 

[White_N]

He does leave his hidey hole sometimes.

He even spoon shovel-feeds his people. What a great guy.

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

He does leave his hidey hole sometimes.

Oh, I don't doubt he does. But being on stage at a big event just isn't the same as being photographed eating with the troops. That says in a picture that you trust and support the troops and have their support in return. And if he does have such photos, then his supporters really ought to be doing more to circulate them to counter the memes suggesting that he's afraid of his own troops and officers.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

How Mariupol and its steel works will become a major hub of Eurasia integration

How Mariupol will become a key hub of Eurasia integration

Mariupol, the strategic Sea of Azov port, remains in the eye of the storm in Ukraine. The NATO narrative is that Azovstal – one of Europe’s biggest iron and steel works – was nearly destroyed by the Russian Army and its allied Donetsk forces who “lay siege” to Mariupol. The true story is that...

www.unz.com

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Maybe the real victory is the comrades we made along the way.

The Chechen are the real winners in this.