Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

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As promised... It was a no-good all-bad December for Cade.

Starring Cade in... 'The Grudge'
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But why not release them though?? Ah well.. We did get a rant!
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The Tea (With bonus Sherman appearance at ~2:30 :semperfidelis:)


TLDW: Cade's elderly mother is unhappy with the sink being clogged up with manky translesbian hair and him doing nothing about it, so he decided to wash his face in the new shower (???) instead. Hitler Mommy asked him not to do that so Cade, a 36 year old full grown man, starting looming over and yelling at her, and his Transphobic Bigot Sister and her Transphobic Bigot Husband took issue with that. Then they started yelling at him and he tried to leave for some water and they Stopped Him from leaving! They're linebackers with TWO RAINBOW FLAGS! They should let him do whatever he wants!!! HE WAS BEATEN BY A SIX FOOT TALL OVERWEIGHT EX-BOXER! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Beats by Cade
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The children in Cade's neighborhood will one day talk about the ghostly Man Lady of Hill House.
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Please do call yourself Bobb-ah Fuut
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Everyone who is entertained by Cade has a toxic grudge against trans victims of repeated skinhead violence
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I guess
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Are any of you familiar with King Cobra JFS? Do you think Cade and him would get along. They both share an enjoyment of Mall Goth accessories
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Just imagine a scabby arthritic tranny in red stripper boots riding a hoverboard down the Sunset Strip. I suppose he'd fit right in.
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No Xmas pictures, it's too bad. I'd like to see him posing as Glam Mrs. Claus with his two depressed-looking parents by the tree. In other thoughts, he's so ungrateful. "They got me more presents this year, those horrible bigots."
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So.. It feels like taking meth?
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Nearly a month later, Cade is still butthurt about his sister and her husband. Of course he is.
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Run, Andy Warhol Mom... And if not that, quit social media.
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And you probably never will, lol
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New Year's Eve... This one has been posted, but to round out Cade's rough December, I'll post it again. Imagine this being your sunset years... Trapped in a house with the weirdo son who will never leave. Happy New Year!
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This is just speculation on my part, but was he releasing his 'transphobic home diaries' to his sister who was then releasing them to Attack of the Cis? Is the reason we're not seeing them anymore because he has targeted his sister? I am wondering, without advocating gay ops, if there is a way to obtain his videos that are probably unlisted on Youtube.
 
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As promised... It was a no-good all-bad December for Cade.

Starring Cade in... 'The Grudge'
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But why not release them though?? Ah well.. We did get a rant!
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The Tea (With bonus Sherman appearance at ~2:30 :semperfidelis:)
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TLDW: Cade's elderly mother is unhappy with the sink being clogged up with manky translesbian hair and him doing nothing about it, so he decided to wash his face in the new shower (???) instead. Hitler Mommy asked him not to do that so Cade, a 36 year old full grown man, starting looming over and yelling at her, and his Transphobic Bigot Sister and her Transphobic Bigot Husband took issue with that. Then they started yelling at him and he tried to leave for some water and they Stopped Him from leaving! They're linebackers with TWO RAINBOW FLAGS! They should let him do whatever he wants!!! HE WAS BEATEN BY A SIX FOOT TALL OVERWEIGHT EX-BOXER! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Beats by Cade
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The children in Cade's neighborhood will one day talk about the ghostly Man Lady of Hill House.
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Please do call yourself Bobb-ah Fuut
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Everyone who is entertained by Cade has a toxic grudge against trans victims of repeated skinhead violence
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I guess
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Are any of you familiar with King Cobra JFS? Do you think Cade and him would get along. They both share an enjoyment of Mall Goth accessories
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Just imagine a scabby arthritic tranny in red stripper boots riding a hoverboard down the Sunset Strip. I suppose he'd fit right in.
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No Xmas pictures, it's too bad. I'd like to see him posing as Glam Mrs. Claus with his two depressed-looking parents by the tree. In other thoughts, he's so ungrateful. "They got me more presents this year, those horrible bigots."
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So.. It feels like taking meth?
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Nearly a month later, Cade is still butthurt about his sister and her husband. Of course he is.
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Run, Andy Warhol Mom... And if not that, quit social media.
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And you probably never will, lol
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New Year's Eve... This one has been posted, but to round out Cade's rough December, I'll post it again. Imagine this being your sunset years... Trapped in a house with the weirdo son who will never leave. Happy New Year!
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This is just speculation on my part, but was he releasing his 'transphobic home diaries' to his sister who was then releasing them to Attack of the Cis? Is the reason we're not seeing them anymore because he has targeted his sister? I am wondering, without advocating gay ops, if there is a way to obtain his videos that are probably unlisted on Youtube.
You mean revenge of the cis maybe there is A way to get them and what is with January for the posts
 
You mean revenge of the cis maybe there is A way to get them and what is with January for the posts
I said in yesterday's post I'm gonna release each month by day. So tomorrow will be January. Just thought it'd be best with the sheer amount of content.

Also, for funsies I looked up Cade's parents and found they both have Facebooks. I don't know how much people care about the family but I saw this on his mom's FB and it made me a little sad, lol

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I said in yesterday's post I'm gonna release each month by day. So tomorrow will be January. Just thought it'd be best with the sheer amount of content.

Also, for funsies I looked up Cade's parents and found they both have Facebooks. I don't know how much people care about the family but I saw this on his mom's FB and it made me a little sad, lol

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Dayton looked normal (relatively) before he troon'd out.
 
January features: Cade's sad birthday and extreme psoriasis flare-up.

Magic 8-ball says: "Outlook not so good."
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3 deep 5 me
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No
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Cade looking like he ate out the green chick from Guardians of the Galaxy
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Imagine Cade in jail for pepper spraying the homeless
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Birthday buildup!
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Cade wants a BDSM girlfriend that plays along with his translesbian fetish
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My goodness it certainly would be nice if people contributed to his movie or glam boutique for his birthday.. Only a few days away too
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"Venus Vixens Riding Roarasaurs"
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He said "beat by a rightwing skinhead", everyone has to take a drink
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Cade spent his birthday self-moisturizing in bed. Happy birthday!
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Bad times for translesbian boygirl. No one contributed to his birthday fundraiser.
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Now I just imagine Cade with the horrible 'The Nanny' laugh
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Cade ashy
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Cade dumps a pointless meandering story about non-cbd salve on a woman that was nice
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"Shermy died a year before the Bungles went to the superbowl, this is karma"
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--crickets--
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Yes, the only option is to present yourself as shockrock, because most people know wtf that genre is.
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Still not in California, huh? It's starting to look as likely as the boutique
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Annnnd let's round out January with this gem. "..so I can live my dreams of being Helena Bonham Carter with a penis"
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Hint: No one
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Cade puts the lotion on his skin and then he gets the hose again
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I misinterpreted this to mean Cade wants to wear Helena Bonham Carter as a coat.. ::Goodbye Horses::
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I don't think your waifu would like how much you talk about Elena Bonham Carter.

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Wait. They eat candy, turn into transbians, and then bad things happen to them? Okay, I'm intrigued. I'll give you about tree fitty to make the movie
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Uhhh
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Valentine's Day butthurt begins
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What's this? A name for Andy Warhol Mom? Kim Dallesandro! Google confirms some sort of 3rd-4th degree connection from Andy Warhol.
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Your parasocial relationship would be cute if it wasn't creepy
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Obviously, god gave men nipples so they could become men in dresses. There is also no scientific reason why men might have nipples. This is all logical.
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V-day arrives, and Cade is seething and coping.
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Perhaps no sex, but trolling is always available.
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Why would people believe a woman over a crossdressing sillywilly? Transphobia.
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I've omitted a lot of the daily "I'm gonna go see my Andy Warhol Mom but I'm bleeding from head to toe" stuff, but here's an example.
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The most important event of Cade's life was being beaten by Sherman, and he will talk about it until the day he dies while wondering why people don't care. There's a whole lot of doom-and-gloom posts during this week.
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Cade can't go see Kim for 02/22/22, so instead he's going to give her a terrible present. 8 songs where a riff or two sounds nice and the rest is tuneless strumming. I have the songs backed up, should I archive?
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"I made this demo while Sherman was BEATING ME." I wish, that would be entertaining AF.
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There are a ton of these video posts targeting Andy Warhol Mom (Kim) who was probably nice and said she'd look at, well, one or two.
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I'm eternally in wonder at the patience of Cade's parents
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Annnnd we round out the month with some shitty poetry.
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"Andy Warhol Mom" is Kim Dallesandro, btw.
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I'm gonna need a new video soon, withdrawal is taking hold. I don't understand why this gremlin intrigues me so much more than the other cows.
 
its that full on insanity
I think this is the answer or at least close to the answer. There is a trainwreck-like quality to his videos. You just can't help, but stare. Also there are some moments of pure catharsis where I stopped what I was doing in the background (it was probably Minecraft) and gave his video my full attention. The one that comes to my head is when his dad stands up to him.
 
It's infectious. I'm gonna go to my next family gathering in a sun dress, leather jacket and a scraggly wig, and I'm gonna film them all from a shadowy corner muttering condescending insults under my breath.
like some gross prowler.just don't be too creepy
 
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