DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[bobatnight]

This is possibly some of the saddest shit I've seen in a while.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

"GAMING NEWS ALWAYS HAPPENS ON MY DAY AHFF!!!" Wow Phil, it's almost like video games are one of the largest forms of entertainment in the world now and so there is news coming out around them constantly.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

DSP please, as if the charcoal black hairdye wasn't enough you get a type of haircut intended for virile, youthful men with a full head of hair.

No matter how many "Pilot hats" and haircuts you get you will never be the Amon Göth actor.

 

[UaineRunei]

He spent $45 in party horns.

That's all.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Good Lord a 40yo acting like 1% of his actual age....

I think we're about to see some major cringe incoming this week as we all know Phil likes to have Birthweeks instead of actual normie people...

Fucking grow up Phil, yet we know, you know and probably OnlyIcedQueer knows you're not going to do that...

 

[SomeBoyo]

The baloons will move more than him during the streams

 

[DeeTracktor]

I hope you enjoy your dollar store balloons Phil

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

She really needed new shoes, there was nothing PigRoachMan could do.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I am mature adult with very important business expenses!
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The sheer misery that radiates from this image gives me second hand embarrassment.

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Banger, bloke is using the same balloons again. He should just fuck off at this point.




So he invested a tenner for the forty, and hopes to make bank from people feeling sorry.
Fuck me. Wish I could get off this ride.

 

[NursezillaX]

Wow. Bold choice to visually center the fact that you're a 40-year old clown playing dress up for people with mental disabilities directly behind you for an entire week.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Heh, that old man doesn't have a clue how many pulls he could've gotten with that money.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Bro he's on stream telling anecdotes of other families while he was on his day ahf. What the fuck.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

This story is the fuckin worst. He is seriously projecting onto this "old man" who is probably made up.

 

[FaXmachine]

80K dollars lol. Phil is jealous of literal children getting shoes, also why the fuck is he talking about this btw?

 

[Honzou]

Imagine being married to this man and walking into that room. Kat must be just as greedy as Phil if she puts up with this for free housing.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

That crease in the top of the zero balloon makes it look like a giant vagina. How appropriate.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

DSP please, as if the charcoal black hairdye wasn't enough you get a type of haircut intended for virile, youthful men with a full head of hair.

No matter how many "Pilot hats" and haircuts you get you will never be the Amon Göth actor.

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[Jose Cuervo]

Those decorations are some of the cringiest shit Phil’s done… and that’s covering a whole lot of ground.

 

[actually]

Those decorations are some of the cringiest shit Phil’s done… and that’s covering a whole lot of ground.

I had low expectations, but holy fuck did he manage to underwhelm.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Those decorations are some of the cringiest shit Phil’s done… and that’s covering a whole lot of ground.

Definitely some creepy ice-cream truck guy vibes going on. "Hey little kid, wanna come to a birthday party?"