DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wurstbrot]

I enjoy how this all started, if you haven't seen his first "podcast" after the viral tweet of "common sense". First it was a nothingburger, he won't make it a big deal, but it's fine if you mention it in chat, oh BTW let's check the numbers live, oh I guess me DSP am so smart and better, btw remember my epic roast of a tweet haha good times.

He can't hide true intentions. Of course he's chasing clout, as if this was ever debatable.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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That new header looks vaguely familiar.

He better hope Ziodwarf Benny Shapiro doesn't find out about this and sues his ass.

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

I want these hordes of innocent twitter Oscars fans to start following DSP, only to then keep getting recommended Derich's neverending kisslist tweets of cum-guzzlers and butt-fuckers.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Hey, I know that font.

There is online software that can easily give you the name of the font given a sample, but I recognized this one instantly. It already comes with Photoshop by default and probably with a lot of other programs as well.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Hey, I know that font.

There is online software that can easily give you the name of the font given a sample, but I recognized this one instantly. It already comes with Photoshop by default and probably with a lot of other programs as well.

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Ok?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

As Tevin said like 5 years ago already, "just go to dafont.com DSP". His laziness to do anything more than base level leads to him not even looking at custom fonts and has his shit looking so cheap.

Mutahar likes to laugh at Phil and is annoyed by his scams. He is also friends with Coffeezilla.
While unlike to happen, asking to expose a long scam couldn't hurt. Since Phil's scams made him at least 120,000$ yearly, for the past several years.
However we would have to send our best, and not someone that makes Phil look sane.

I like Coffeezilla, I could see him doing a video on Dave just going over how fucked his finances are. He does vids on scams of all types and I think Dave making 100K+ a year while crying poor would fit his channel.

I started watching Coffeezilla right around the start of the pandemic, highly recommend his guru videos to people who haven't checked his stuff out. Seeing him do an interview a la his Caleb Maddix interview would be a dream come true (as far as my dreams related to me laughing at YouTube videos are concerned)

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Interestingly, GameTrekker, one of DSP's long term whale, replied to Phil's drama tweet and of course sucked his dick hard



You know what else is going on about GameTrekker?

He likes furry anime girls, and he feels like he is trapped in a man's body and desperate for a sex change

Sounds like an average DSP fan and whale to me, okay? *Snort*

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Interestingly, GameTrekker, one of DSP's long term whale, replied to Phil's drama tweet and of course sucked his dick hard

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"not everyone has your talent for cutting through bullshit" GameTrekker says of a man who will routinely give a 30 minute answer saying the same single sentiment over and over until he ultimately gives a "mixed bag" answer.

 

[Iron Hamster]

When did Phail start cutting through all of his own stories?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Hey, I know that font.

There is online software that can easily give you the name of the font given a sample, but I recognized this one instantly. It already comes with Photoshop by default and probably with a lot of other programs as well.

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Yes copperplate, I HATE this font, it's the comic sans for late 90's early 00's edgelord, surprised it wasn't a shade of red on a black background

 

[N0thingICanDo]

When did Phail start cutting through all of his own stories?

Here's the last time Phail ever cut through anything

 

[Corpun]

He shoukld use this thumbnail all the time and rename it to "The daily noodle arms"

Oh and this faggot complained that Youtube sets his thumbnails for his jerkofcast and pennewrap automatically by using random pictures from his VOD. This lazy nigger complains about an algorithm when he could put in someth9ing else which would cost a few minutes tops. I know I sound MATI but I hope Youtube kicks him from the monetization soon. At least then he would finally be in his ultraform: the pure beggar

This clown can't even upload videos in the right order, you seriously expect him to take 5 minutes out of his day to do a proper thumbnail?

The only way that will happen is if we keep posting screenshots of them to laugh at.

 

[TheTractor]

Here's the last time Phail ever cut through anything

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I'm hyped for the new disgusting cake khantent already

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So to take a short brake from all the "Birthday week hilarity™" and do some run of the mill autism.

Phil just keeps going on and on about how his channel metrics are good and rising, Elden Ring doing gangbusters and us being slightly confused because even a glance at his channel does not seem to back up that claim.

So I took 10 recent Elden Ring ahn demand VOD's and looked at the views and compared then to the 5 Ghost Wire VOD's, GW a game Phil is likely either gonna drop or move to the "late chill stream™"

Spoiler: Ahn Demand VOD's

The number of views on ER are all over the place and I can't finde any rhyme or reason in how any VOD will do, they do between average to slightly above average for a Phil VOD and honestly GW seems to perform better than Phil tries to make it look like.

But honestly if Phil isn't lying about ER being over 20% of his total channel views, his other VOD's must be cratering.

Views for DSPGaming

 

[Coomfucius]

I am mature adult with very important business expenses!

The sheer misery that radiates from this image gives me second hand embarrassment.

EDIT: More cringe

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

LMAO

 

[blahblahblah678]

This motherfucker is proud of these decorations.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

I am mature adult with very important business expenses!
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The sheer misery that radiates from this image gives me second hand embarrassment.

Imagine thinking this is in anyway a great way to celebrate your 40th birthday. Anyone else would have necked themselves after staring down the barrel of such a depressingly lonely existance but the pigroach is eternal.

 

[Ching_Chong]

What a faggity birthday.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

This motherfucker is proud of these decorations.

"Decorations will be up for a week" motherfucker, helium balloons start sinking after 2 fuckin days. Is he seriously gonna keep buying new balloons or just let them sink?