DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Lordy the piglets are getting read to absolute filth today.

 

[Coomfucius]

Holy LOL this prestream is unexpectedly full of gold dust. His viewers need to "buck up" and if they find it boring theyre actually the boring one.

This birthday week shit really is giving him a bigger ego than he already has. Really the only thing he’s accomplished is living life on level 1. Congratulations Phil you lived 40 years and you are still on level 1!

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

His views being as low as they are should be enough for him to consider that maybe playing this is a bad idea. But no, his narcissism and his enjoyment comes above all else, including the $$$.

Funny thing is that the views ahn demand are good (by Phil standarts, se my earlier post for the full autism) it's doing OK for $$$ at $100 a stream in tips.

The only thing is somewhat low stream views and non paying chatters being bored. So this is pure ego and man baby mid life crisis.

 

[blahblahblah678]

If Phil was truly excited to play Ghostwire Tokyo, he would shut the fuck up and play the fucking game already.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

EDIT: More cringe

Good god that imagery and encapsulates his inability to get it up with the big "40" in the back.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Lordy the piglets are getting read to absolute filth today.

His money creatures really do have the weirdest fetishes.

For the amount of money they're dropping they could definitely at least get a dime piece slavic thot to berate and talk down to them for not being good enough.

 

[Onyxxx]

The official haircut of a Midlife Crisis.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Somehow Dave managed to turn people saying they don't like Ghostwire Tokyo around into some victim rant about mentally ill morahns, and tractors hating him and wanting to see him fail.

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The official haircut of a Midlife Crisis.

I don't know if it's the camera angle but when he faces the camera his hairline looks way further back on the right side of his head than the left./

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

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The official haircut of a Midlife Crisis.

You're clearly a fucking idiot, Philliam is living his best life - happier than he's ever been!

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

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The official haircut of a Midlife Crisis.

The puffy face and double chin are looking very lovely.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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The official haircut of a Midlife Crisis.

lol. That is so butchered.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

"Youtube won't do anything to help me make my memberships more appealing"




Can someone please call me an ambulance, I've just had an aneurysm.

 

[SomeBoyo]

Youtube won't help me, I might actually give up, I don't care anymore (about memberships).

 

[Coomfucius]

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The official haircut of a Midlife Crisis.

Anatomy of a Lolcow
- Large nose to sniff out money
- Double chin from eating pig slop
- Bad hair due to midlife crisis
- Graying hair due to extended periods of stress
- Patchy goatee caused by aging
- Bad skin caused by excessive alcohol consumption
- Bags under eyes due to sleepless nights
- Poor eyesight due to late night Twitter sessions
- Small ears because he doesn’t listen
- Frank Signs caused by poor diet

 

[FaXmachine]

I like how he keeps pointing out he looks dead, not sure why he suddenly cares now lol.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Youtube won't do anything to help me make my memberships more appealing"




Can someone please call me an ambulance, I've just had an aneurysm.

Seriously. What is Youtube supposed to do to make a creator's memberships more attractive? WTF?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Imagine..... IMAGINE being a 40-year-old man, and going to a hair salon called "Sugar, Snails and Puppy Dog Tails" or whatever gay fucking name it is, to get your hair cut..... Not only that, driving OUT OF YOUR WAY to get it cut by a bitch, when you have multiple options of an actual barbershop near you.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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The official haircut of a Midlife Crisis.

At this point, Phil needs to either get a new barber, or just accept the fact that he'll have to shave his head like big daddy Rich. Thus the circle is complete.

In fact, how far are we from Phil doing this?

 

[bobatnight]

I like how he keeps pointing out he looks dead, not sure why he suddenly cares now lol.

He hit the 40 milestone, could have hit him like a brick wall. He has to know that he looks awful for his age, without prior knowledge I'd say he's late 40's.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Imagine..... IMAGINE being a 40-year-old man, and going to a hair salon called "Sugar, Snails and Puppy Dog Tails" or whatever gay fucking name it is, to get your hair cut..... Not only that, driving OUT OF YOUR WAY to get it cut by a bitch, when you have multiple options of an actual barbershop near you.

For some autistic reason Phil and Katherine HAVE to go to the same place and get their hair cut at the same time. So Phil ends up at a salon instead of just getting a quick trim at the local barbershop.