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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Welp. Remember what I said about Phil/Penny having good ideas but going half-ass at establishing them? We got Home & Garden Troonivision as an official arc now.
Rhys MacKinnon also started his own troon contracting business before his partner got busted with child porn and he upped sticks back to leafland. With the tranchers history of a failed recycling scheme, failed Etsy shop, failed Christian coffee collab and failing alpaca farm, the future of their Ladyfeels Construction Co. doesn't look rosy. I look forward to the legal arc where Mxstress gets sued for subpar work and counters with claims of transphobia.
 
Rhys MacKinnon also started his own troon contracting business before his partner got busted with child porn and he upped sticks back to leafland. With the tranchers history of a failed recycling scheme, failed Etsy shop, failed Christian coffee collab and failing alpaca farm, the future of their Ladyfeels Construction Co. doesn't look rosy. I look forward to the legal arc where Mxstress gets sued for subpar work and counters with claims of transphobia.
I'm personally very optimistic for Ladyfeels Construction Co. The milk it produces will be very organic. We have seen how good they are at alpaca shelters and outdoor showers. I really want them to show the world this talent.

The only downside is now that Penny is busy he can't say retarded shit on the internet. Fat Paul leaving the Tranch has also moved his bountiful milk production. He and Penny together were a great tard team.
 
I can't reply directly to @Meiwaku's long post about Desert_Daisie, so I'll just comment here that the birthyear should be 1983 rather than 1982:
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(https://archive.ph/XShPH)

Also, another date to note:
on May 5 2021, D_D started joining in the Tranch's estrogen injection ritual:
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(https://archive.ph/pJp34)
 
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"Not cheap" lmao
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Tfw you are the brick tho.

Here's what the man quoted btw I looked it up
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I can't support this level of dumbass public unhinged spergging although I get the sentiment entirely. But any retard can run for public office (see: Keffals, Basil Marceaux whose youtube campaign videos are comedy gold, This Guy whose ad is a meme now).

Also
Since Penny Rt'd this I'm revisiting it
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We need more anti-furry stuff
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I checked again and this is how much the funding for the Tenacious doc made for production. Btw I'm not calling Ash a scammer because he does make docs and is still working (and had produced films since then) and I fully believe this film would have been made if not for chimpouts/fallouts by the Tranch.

This post is simply a RIP in peace because the Tranch kills everything it touches.

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Almost 9k in the dumpster
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Rip Trans Cowboy film 🤠🎥

Bonus Ash Content including partial Dawx:

Attention: If you're a kiwi in Colorado they publish your voting data publicly with your name out there and say they do. I found a relative of Ash Kries and his phone number from this. If you don't want this searchable then don't give out your phone when voting.

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So the Phlip Allen Kreis here is 60 but the one below isn't, I believe the one below is the husband whose also a furry.
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This is the husband i think as Ash only has a sister.

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Ruh roh
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Early trooning
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Jeffree star lookin ass

Husband's Twatter:
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This is the husbands fursona yes that's a colorado newspaper...
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I always get concerned when furries own animals.
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Ash POC confirmed

Bonus:
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It's snowing at the Tranch, day before pic is dog on hay


Edit because Kevin RT'd:
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4/90 of the $1 positions are taken y'all...
 
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So we have another Kevin Crossing:

One of the FTMs (or both idk) are dating Neck aka Salina aka Troon who left his wife and 4 kids to troon out and is going to likely marry Wedge (the deaf larping tranny clown prostitute who fucked Kevin's amhole). That was a load of words.

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Said maker.
Look I know beading takes a long while but those are like the big jelly beads. These are the same ftms who made the shitty crystal necklaces.

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The irony here.
 
I'm here for an Ash Kreis thread, I don't really follow furries but personally i think it's past time. I wonder if they'd fall under internet famous rather than animal control, since they don't seem to be cows themselves, they just seem to cross over with a lot of them.

But i have a feeling other than the Tranch itself, the Ash Kreis thread will eventually be the biggest find from the KGIU.
 
Bigger than Kindness? :story:
Kindness is boring as hell, she's so consistently vomiting the same old BPD neediness and batshit tweets it's impossible to keep up with her.

She belongs to the garden variety class of cows where the lols come from conflicts between the different things she says about her life and the fictions she makes up.

Her every day life is pretty boring, she still lives in the real world and just tries to get by, no matter what she tells herself. And you can see this because her fictions are constantly changing to adapt to her external circumstances.

Her actions are obviously self-serving with no ideological narrative governing them except her need for survival and whatever her fucked up emotions are doing to her at the time.
That shows someone who can roll with the real world to a limited extent, but enough to never do anything truly crazy because they understand it would be too crazy even for them.

The truly great cows are the ones where they have a certain narrative governing their life and what they put out, but their actions/lack of actions, or external circumstances consistently prove something else to be true, yet they still continue to insist that their version of reality is the real truth. This leads them to do crazy shit like:
* live on a ranch but never go outside, * run a ranch with a neglected hoard of alpacas and mismanage hundreds of thousands of dollars while using photos of their neglect to grift more money
* travel to the most dangerous part of Portugal to somehow spite a friend who has Portugese ancestry and instead get mugged
* lick your gonnorhea-ridden ex's new GF's pussy to try and win the ex back (thanks Chantal)
* or literally anything Chris does.

In each case their actions are self-serving but only in the sense that they also serve completely incomprehensible goals to the viewer.

Kindness obviously wants food, drugs and to relax in a bath. Completely obvious needs and simple pleasures, and she does what she does to fulfil those.

But why does Phil insist on spending terrible amounts of money on a poorly-planned endeavour and pretending he cant see that everything around him breaks or dies? Why is he so paranoid about Earl attacking them yet alienates everyone who could help them?

Why was it so important to Ralph that he specifically travel to Portugal to spite his friend, and why didn't he do his research about the safest places to go?

Why does Chantal want Nader back so badly when he clearly tries to drive her away and even gave her the clap?

Why does Chris do anything?

Kindness is just not on the same level.

I spend a small portion of my week wondering what goes on in the Tranchers' heads, including Kevin's, that manages to keep them on the same path forward without thinking "wait a minute...". I never wonder about Kindness' and that's the difference.

Once she and Paul/Bonnie/Mantits Mandoza split up I will be relieved not to follow her thread anymore.

As for Ash Kreis... my post before was ambiguous. I believe their thread will be big in a different way than the lols. I personally think someone that embedded in a community as fucked up as the furries, with enough self-awareness to keep themselves under control, but despite that still doesn't leave said community, is part of some deep shit. It won't be as funny as Kevin or the Tranchers, but it will be important somehow in connecting a LOT of dots somewhere, probably to cows we haven't even documented yet.

Privated this part just in case.
 
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Kindness is boring as hell, she's so consistently vomiting the same old BPD neediness and batshit tweets it's impossible to keep up with her.

She belongs to the garden variety class of cows where the lols come from conflicts between the different things she says about her life and the fictions she makes up. Her every day life is pretty boring, she still lives in the real world and just tries to get by, no matter what she tells herself. And you can see this because her fictions are constantly changing to adapt to her external circumstances.
Her actions are obviously self-serving with no ideological narrative governing them except her need for survival and whatever her fucked up emotions are doing to her at the time.
That shows someone who can roll with the real world to a limited extent, but enough to never do anything truly crazy because they understand it would be too crazy even for them.
Counterpoint: she used her testosteron creamed up BPD cunt to force a schism in the leadership of Tran Ranch and that brought lots of fine, fine milk. It's something no other fuckup or internal tension lcould do before.
 
Friend, I didn’t realise you’d put so much thought into it :heart-full:
If your prediction comes true, it’ll be some full fat milk for sure, so I hope you’re right.
But in defence of K, she’s produced some excellent drama so far and has the potential to do so again with the whole Tranch love triangle situation, even if she’s being a bit boring at the moment.
We shall see.
 
I'm a little late chiming in on Phil's 'heroic' 70 hour work weeks, but here's my take.
He has a whole cabal of indented servants at his disposal, why is he not taping into this resource to reduce his workload?

Work smarter, not harder Phil. You're not a young man anymore and your body will just break in one way or another.

And jesus christ man, the best way to save money is not spend it. Your poor storage and management of hay (an expensive resource) is just pissing money in the wind. Get your serfs to make a proper covered feeding area, put done some concrete or something. Or even just some elevated feeding structures, you could even use materials salvaged from your demo business.
 
Oh I thoroughly agree she is a fantastic catalyst for drama, but she herself is not interesting. You could literally replace her with any other BPD woman documented on the farms and the exact same thing would have happened.

BPDs who don't want to get better are what they are. And the combination of unattached emotional neediness, love bombing and the existence of actual home-grown bobs and vagine was what got the men changing shit around. At a place that calls itself a refuge for trans people against the world, that combo would have happened sooner or later, with or without Kindness specifically being the one involved.

Paul's willingness to fuck up his marriage, his business and his personal passion so quickly is way, way more interesting than who he fucked it up for.

That said I'm totally willing for Kindness to change it up.

I've definitely thought about it a lot, as I just couldn't work out why some cows were interesting to me and others weren't, and then i realised I just want to see people following through on the crazy shit they say they believe lol. People who talk a bunch of crap, no matter if it's in a robot baby parrot voice, are less interesting than the ones who live their lives by the bunch of crap.
 
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Tfw you are the brick tho.

Here's what the man quoted btw I looked it up
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I can't support this level of dumbass public unhinged spergging although I get the sentiment entirely. But any retard can run for public office (see: Keffals, Basil Marceaux whose youtube campaign videos are comedy gold, This Guy whose ad is a meme now).

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Since Penny Rt'd this I'm revisiting it
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We need more anti-furry stuff
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I checked again and this is how much the funding for the Tenacious doc made for production. Btw I'm not calling Ash a scammer because he does make docs and is still working (and had produced films since then) and I fully believe this film would have been made if not for chimpouts/fallouts by the Tranch.

This post is simply a RIP in peace because the Tranch kills everything it touches.

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Almost 9k in the dumpster
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Rip Trans Cowboy film 🤠🎥

Bonus Ash Content including partial Dawx:

Attention: If you're a kiwi in Colorado they publish your voting data publicly with your name out there and say they do. I found a relative of Ash Kries and his phone number from this. If you don't want this searchable then don't give out your phone when voting.

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So the Phlip Allen Kreis here is 60 but the one below isn't, I believe the one below is the husband whose also a furry.
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This is the husband i think as Ash only has a sister.

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Ruh roh
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Early trooning
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Jeffree star lookin ass

Husband's Twatter:
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This is the husbands fursona yes that's a colorado newspaper...
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Ash POC confirmed

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It's snowing at the Tranch, day before pic is dog on hay


Edit because Kevin RT'd:
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4/90 of the $1 positions are taken y'all...
Lol charging handles really don't make that much of a difference. Some of the non-standard ones are nice, but not that particularly important. Certainly not something I'd blow a bunch of money on, but then again they can always just ebeg some more when they blow all their money on stupid shit.
 
I'm here for an Ash Kreis thread, I don't really follow furries but personally i think it's past time. I wonder if they'd fall under internet famous rather than animal control, since they don't seem to be cows themselves, they just seem to cross over with a lot of them.

But i have a feeling other than the Tranch itself, the Ash Kreis thread will eventually be the biggest find from the KGIU.
Ash's milk only current milk consequential to those he is involved with aka KGIU and Furfags....this usually means he himself, has milk....but is not retarded enough to post about it.

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Minus the bra he could still pass as a 2004 emo kid

Tranch Updates:
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Not worth really enchancing you can grab them if you want.

Penny also RT'd something retarded as an FYI on TERF dog whistles and as someone who has a TERF twitter (not in English but I follow English speakers) despite not being a true&honest "terf". I'm going to flat-out say nobody is crypto about it. It can't be a dog-whistle if it's not a secret lol. It's just the terminology which is used by a lot of people who just dislike trans rights movements and retards.

They're also objectively wrong on some of the info which is hi-larious. It's like those 2000s evening news outlets trying to show boomer parents text chat shorthands that are "dangerous". So I found humor in Penny being like this since he already films tiktoks and takes selfies like old people do.

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But y'know block and stay safe y'all with this linked info. .....Which unironically our very own Josh Null Moon uses. I had no idea he was such a #secondwavefeminist #radfem hero. We stan our dear feeder as the king of the Terves.
 
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Penny also RT'd something retarded as an FYI on TERF dog whistles and as someone who has a TERF twitter (not in English but I follow English speakers) despite not being a true&honest "terf". I'm going to flat-out say nobody is crypto about it. It can't be a dog-whistle if it's not a secret lol. It's just the terminology which is used by a lot of people who just dislike trans rights movements and retards.

They're also objectively wrong on some of the info which is hi-larious. It's like those 2000s evening news outlets trying to show boomer parents text chat shorthands that are "dangerous". So I found humor in Penny being like this since he already films tiktoks and takes selfies like old people do.


But y'know block and stay safe y'all with this linked info. .....Which unironically our very own Josh Null Moon uses. I had no idea he was such a #secondwavefeminist #radfem hero. We stan our dear feeder as the king of the Terves.
Hah! You are right, all the examples they give are just straight up terms used by people critical of tranny thinking or changes in society that they’re causing. It’s not coded, subtle, nor a dog-whistle.

Most people *do* avoid using those descriptive terms though, precisely because you’ll get witch-hunted, put on lists or probably banned from Twitter for mid-gendering if you’re that blatant about it. So there are actually subtle cues to look for. The absence of she/her in a bio, talking about womens’ rights or safety whilst pointedly never ever mentioning transes is a pretty good sign. And this tranny just doesn’t get it.
 
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