Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
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Gee, I bet a guy has never told her they prefer her in a bikini! Glad Russ is here to provide these blinding flashes of insight.
Oh it gets better..one of his favorite girls juliafife just had a birthday weekend in Vegas so once he sees that,he will be crying " Why didn't she call me".

That has to crush his ego more.
 
Oh it gets better..one of his favorite girls juliafife just had a birthday weekend in Vegas so once he sees that,he will be crying " Why didn't she call me".
What I would give to see some of these DMs between him and the victim of his attentions. I think it would funny if a girl replied "I only fuck rich guys, I only care about money. I don't care if you're nice. Fuck off." Take away his nice guy card, and he's at a loss. He'd accuse a girl of being shallow, but he doesn't realize how shallow he is. All he cares about is getting what he perceives as a high status woman to fuck him for free. He plays at being a songwriter, but that's only a means to get laid. He has no hobbies, he views having fun as a waste of time, and hasn't traveled widely. Aside from his bizarre behavior that is fascinating in a horrifying sort of way, he's boring. He doesn't even drink. He thinks he's superior to people that drink. He has nothing to talk about of substance. He would never think to ask a girl about herself or her hobbies or whatever because he doesn't think those are important. In a real social situation, he'd make everyone listening to him drowsy because he's completely uninteresting.
 
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If be truly believes money is the way they get girls(which it very well might be) how does he think he's gonna compete? Why even bother with a $5 Venmo?


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Will this be his next show? Maybe he thinks if he can keep the mask on forever, he can win 🤣
He thinks he's so great that women should just overlook the fact he's poor right now because he's going to be a famous songwriter Real Soon Now and be able to give her a "better life."
 
If he had a sense of humor, he could write parodies and/or original humorous songs making fun of current events and other things. But he takes himself way too seriously to do that.
That would require actual talent. I mean say what you want about Weird Al but the man is a very talented musician. Russtard wouldn't be able to make parody songs because his musical ability isn't all that great.

What a wordsmith. Truly Pipsqueak is the Shakespeare of our time.

Gee, I bet a guy has never told her they prefer her in a bikini! Glad Russ is here to provide these blinding flashes of insight.
I'm surprised he didn't try to be cheeky and say something like, "that doesn't suit you properly. You should take it off right now, " followed by the winky face.

He thinks he's so great that women should just overlook the fact he's poor right now because he's going to be a famous songwriter Real Soon Now and be able to give her a "better life."
Yeah because EVERY songwriter is rich and famous. Dude could be a studio musician if music is really his passion. But no. He needs to be famous. He needs to be well liked. And he needs to be there when Katy Perry finally realizes what a hot stud he is and thanks him for writing her latest hit and then sucking him his penis in gratitude.
 
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If be truly believes money is the way they get girls(which it very well might be) how does he think he's gonna compete? Why even bother with a $5 Venmo?


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Will this be his next show? Maybe he thinks if he can keep the mask on forever, he can win 🤣
"I wonder if the results would be different if they allowed a nation wide [sic] vote like American Idol does."

He really does think that if he competed and America saw how stunning and brave he was in spite of his disability, he'd finally get the fame and recognition he deserves.

Be careful with that monkey's paw, Russ.
 
Yeah because EVERY songwriter is rich and famous. Dude could be a studio musician if music is really his passion. But no. He needs to be famous. He needs to be well liked. And he needs to be there when Katy Perry finally realizes what a hot stud he is and thanks him for writing her latest hit and then sucking him his penis in gratitude.
The only songwriter I can name off the top of my head is Cathy Dennis, and that's because she had a brief solo singing career in the early '90s when she was in her early 20s and devastatingly attractive. She was my first celebrity crush. She also had the distinction of being the first person to tell Milli Vannili to fuck off when they threatened to drop her from headlining their tour if she didn't fuck them. They did drop her, and she went on to have two successful albums and her own tour. They got outed as frauds who lipsynced their concerts. She still writes songs to this day, and in fact wrote several of Britney Spear's hits. She's not famous now, and seems to prefer it that way actually, but she's quite well off and probably giggles to herself on the way to the bank. I can't name any others, and Russ seems to think songwriters tour with the artist singing their songs (they don't). He would not be famous even if could write songs, but he could be well-off enough to afford hookers whenever he wanted. But money doesn't seem to be his main goal. He wants recognition, but more than that, he wants adulation. He wants to be able to sneer at everyone who called him a failure and show off his trophy wife and sue all his critics. Of course, on that last one, if he did manage to get famous, he'd have an even harder time suing people than he does now, because no doubt he'd sue for defamation, and the standard to win a defamation suit is even higher if you're a public figure.

He really does think that if he competed and America saw how stunning and brave he was in spite of his disability, he'd finally get the fame and recognition he deserves.
It's an extension of "let me explain." He thinks if he could just explain to a jury how horrible it is that Taylor Swift didn't destroy her career by letting him write shitty songs for her because he wrote her a shitty song, he'd be rich and famous now. He thought if he wrote a book about how horrible it was for Taylor's agents to not let their client get sued he'd get an outpouring of public sympathy. I think someone should grant his wish, and give him a platform that has wide viewership, and let him ramble on about how it's DISCRIMINATION to not grant his demands and how he's owed fame and a hot girlfriend/wife/sex slave because God cursed him with an appearance that matches his soul.
 
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What the fuck? Is he trying to rap?

I'm positively insane. I'm vitamin D(rool).
I'm your soggy Colossal Crunch, don't be cruel.
I'm the persistent mosquito buzzing 'round your ear.
I'm your future restraining order convicted stalker shoot myself on your doorstep Russel Muthafuckin Greer.

FTFY Russ.
 
He loves referencing Red Bull in stuff, doesn't he? Is he hoping for a sponsorship? You'd think that much caffeine would give the little gremlin heart palpitations

No, it doesn't go any further than his lack of creativity and imagination, along with his disinterest in discovery. Plus he's simultaneously 30 years old and a dried up creepy retired guy sex pest who is always weeks late and several dollars short.
 
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