Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Associate Rick]

Fat likes Hook because it vindicates his lifestyle of never maturing or making anything of lasting value in his life.

I'm sure fat Rick sees himself as Peter (Puffer) Pan, who had his child taken away by the evil Captain Hook (Pringle Can John), who's turning his child against him. Fat thinks he'll be the hero and swoop in to defeat his foe but unlike in Hook where the children return to their father, fats child will probably just call him a fat faggot and tell him to fuck off. At least he'd still have the lost boys though, plenty of pepperoni.

 

[Pork Packer]

Gotta say the highlight of whenever i drop into this thread is seeing the ever expanding array of creative fatrick avatars showing off the raw piggish comedy of this rotund buffoon in all its glory

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Gotta say the highlight of whenever i drop into this thread is seeing the ever expanding array of creative fatrick avatars showing off the raw piggish comedy of this rotund buffoon in all its glory

That is not a highlight, child. That is a delusion that you tell yourself to this day. The avatars are reflective of the three-and-a-half-year campaign of targeted harassment against me, my family, and Joe Biden. You are a cyberstalker and a cyberterrorist, cyberbaby.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy attacking a black man again. "That coon never had any integrity" - Patrick S. Tomlinson



More simping for John Walker Flynt:



More stalker oinking:



He's still writing his dumb 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff. Why?

Piggy breaks the irony meter:



You know what is the sign of a deep thinker? (lol)

 

[Ophelia]

He's still writing his dumb 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff. Why?

It’s the only idea he has.

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I haven’t done any of those things. So my WiP is automatically better than yours.

 

[instythot]

I'm surprised Patrick didn't put How to Train Your Dragon on his favorite movies list. He named both of his gay soulless lizards after dragons from the movies and he said he tested his ugly boxy wife by making her watch it on one of their first dates to see what kind of person she was.

So...... She tested positive for retardation?

He's still writing his dumb 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff. Why?

With all the details we've gotten of this hunk of shit, I have to wonder if an enterprising atalker child could shit out something on some big fanfic site before he finishes it and then accuse Fat Tits here of plagiarism

 

[ImportantOpinions]

He's still writing his dumb 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff. Why?

Hmmm Patrick... think think think. What item commonly found in a cemetery could be used as a weapon to fight back against a grave robber? *Googles a picture of a cemetery, stares at it for 5 minutes*. C'mon Patrick, I feel like the answer is right in front of you this whole...

Wait. Wait just one minute. Oh Patrick, you do have such a creative mind. What if a grave robber was hit with a headstone! Oh I must share this with twitter immediately!

 

[NotFatChild]

I don't think I have a single favorite movie in a year starting in 2.

Unfortunately, the only man who could possibly have captured Rick's retardation, Chris Farley, is dead. RIP.

This made me think of the following movie:


Now I want to rewatch it, it's been over a decade.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

He's still writing his dumb 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff. Why?

At this point he must be a few hundred pages in, I imagine the sunk cost effect is kicking in. I mean, he might also think it's brilliant, but even if he didn't, he'd probably still figure "might as well finish it."

I remember an author named Brad Neely once tried to write a Civil War comedy book, and then later admitted "I got in about 100 pages before I realized it wasn't funny."

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

This Kempesh stuff blows my mind as I try to estimate just how important he seems to think his words are. He's produced so much diarrhea over the years like people are desperately awaiting his next post so they can relish every word.
Also, when I read shit, I tend to sort of hear it in my own voice in my head, and "hearing" pat's gay-ass writing in my own voice makes me cringe almost to the point of nausea. Try reading some of his posts out loud to yourself sometimes. It's a cool experiment.
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[Elwin Ransom]

Patrick inadvertently describes the sound of his own voice.

 

[Somerville Dan]

This Kempesh stuff blows my mind as I try to estimate just how important he seems to think his words are. He's produced so much diarrhea over the years like people are desperately awaiting his next post so they can relish every word.
Also, when I read shit, I tend to sort of hear it in my own voice in my head, and "hearing" pat's gay-ass writing in my own voice makes me cringe almost to the point of nausea. Try reading some of his posts out loud to yourself sometimes. It's a cool experiment.
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After the Josiah Tapes, I can't read any of Patrick's tweets or messageboard posts without hearing his weird "yes, child" affect in my brain.

 

[Slowboat to China]

At this point he must be a few hundred pages in, I imagine the sunk cost effect is kicking in. I mean, he might also think it's brilliant, but even if he didn't, he'd probably still figure "might as well finish it."

I remember an author named Brad Neely once tried to write a Civil War comedy book, and then later admitted "I got in about 100 pages before I realized it wasn't funny."

I think there's some potential in the basic premise. I don't think Patrick is the person to execute it, though.

Kiwis could probably workshop a better version of the story. Personally, I'd take it in a supernatural direction: grown-up scholar Timothy is the only one to know Scrooge's secret encounter with the ghosts, and when Scrooge dies, Timothy makes a pact with a ghost to help him investigate the murder.

If Patrick is insisting on including resurrection men circa the 1860s, though, I'm not sure where he's going with this. The workhouse poor were a perfectly adequate supply of bodies for the medical schools by that era. Maybe someone is robbing the graves to make a Frankenstein or something?

 

[W00K #17]

I can't enjoy that movie as much as I used to after seeing the animated series. Do not ever look it up. Also Blazing Saddles is better than Spaceballs anyway fight me.

I'm more a The Producers guy myself.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why the fuck would an author spoil the plot of his book to his “fans” who follow him? He claims Twitter is his main way of marketing his work. Who the hell would want to buy a book when they already know what happens? Great mystery, Fat. Really building suspense there.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I think there's some potential in the basic premise. I don't think Patrick is the person to execute it, though.

Kiwis could probably workshop a better version of the story. Personally, I'd take it in a supernatural direction: grown-up scholar Timothy is the only one to know Scrooge's secret encounter with the ghosts, and when Scrooge dies, Timothy makes a pact with a ghost to help him investigate the murder.

If Patrick is insisting on including resurrection men circa the 1860s, though, I'm not sure where he's going with this. The workhouse poor were a perfectly adequate supply of bodies for the medical schools by that era. Maybe someone is robbing the graves to make a Frankenstein or something?

It’s a terrible idea full stop. He has no creativity. His books are all “this thing in space!”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Patrick is insisting on including resurrection men circa the 1860s, though, I'm not sure where he's going with this. The workhouse poor were a perfectly adequate supply of bodies for the medical schools by that era. Maybe someone is robbing the graves to make a Frankenstein or something?

I’m sure there will be some very special social messaging in there. Tiny Tim transitions to Tiny Tabitha, Scrooge realizes his wealth was acquired on the backs of Black bodies and bequeaths his fortune to tranny hookers via Cash App thanks to a differently abled, gender-queer Muslim reparations activist he meets on ResetERA.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Trans Tiny Tim got the COVID vaccine in 1840s Space England, and ran over Badimir Futon with his 2008 V6 Mustang (that works in space) while blasting the greatest classical composers in music history, the Foo Fighters.

I'm sorry my creativity surpasses your delusions, jealous stalker childs.

 

[instythot]

I think there's some potential in the basic premise. I don't think Patrick is the person to execute it, though.

Kiwis could probably workshop a better version of the story. Personally, I'd take it in a supernatural direction: grown-up scholar Timothy is the only one to know Scrooge's secret encounter with the ghosts, and when Scrooge dies, Timothy makes a pact with a ghost to help him investigate the murder.

If Patrick is insisting on including resurrection men circa the 1860s, though, I'm not sure where he's going with this. The workhouse poor were a perfectly adequate supply of bodies for the medical schools by that era. Maybe someone is robbing the graves to make a Frankenstein or something?

I think the underlying conceit of even writing a sequel to this is terrible. Some things don't need a sequel way too many years after the fact for it to make any sense. See: A Christmas Story, Slap Shot, American Psycho.

Perhaps Alan Moore could pull it off by pulling this all into League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but those are more homage than sequel

 

[Mr Moonface]

Another update on his dumb Tiny Tim novel:



Perpetually unemployed white man tells employed man of color how to do his job:



Google translate getting a workout:



"Absolutely nothing else you will ever do in your life matters if you don't indict him."



Learn to debate piggy-style: