Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Twelve years ago people were just starting to psychoanalyze piggy's horrible personality on internet forums. He has always been hated. His good vs. evil - Democrats vs. Republicans worldview was present as well.
Listen to Mr. “Conservative” talk for the last 15 years about how red states are evil. He’s a fucking libtard and he knows it. And imagine starting a flame war about politics in a fucking car forum, or whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. Pat’s always been troll-bait, and a faggot. And his ex-wife, whom he still loves, left him for his best friend because he has a small dick and is a bad fuck. And he has the voice of a very gay man.
 
I love how as soon as we make fun of Patty for being such a slow, unproductive typist, he starts justifying his pitiful daily output on Twitter. He cares so much what we think of him, it’s sort of sweet (but mostly pathetic).

A solid day for an author of legit books is four pages or approximately 3000 words. There’s a reason I call this hack a typist. Only a writer in serious denial would make excuses for writing just a couple paragraphs at his “full-time job” that he pretends to do from a barstool at the tavern where he sinks mimosas all day. Remember: Nobody asked him. He’s purely responding to us. This motherfucker is an even bigger loser than Russell Greer.

Imagine your spouse telling you they spent the entire day drinking at a bar and managed to do next to no work. “Oh and BTW honey there’s a lien on your house because I shit the bed on a frivolous lawsuit that cost $150k to lose. Oopsie doodles!”

I remain convinced that the only thing these two have in common is their alcoholism. They enable each other and co-sign one another’s bullshit. But I have a feeling Niki didn’t think she was signing up to lose her (half of a) house when she married a guy who won’t criticize her drinking because his is just as bad. Oh to be a fly on the fart couch at their shit heap pig sty on the rare occasions they’re both home instead of sitting on their respective barstools at separate bars. I wonder which Milwaukee dive is Niki’s “office.”
 
Little addendum to Pat selling the 97 GT right after Adrienne ended the marriage. He claims he's selling because it's "time for an upgrade" despite 3 days prior having stated he wasn't going to be buying a car for the next year:
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Some rascal texted Kempesh wanting to buy the car. Found on OnA
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"Deelpy" mentally ill. Professional author btw, as soon as he's not relying on the copy&paste he fails.
 
Patty seems to be making at least one major spelling and/or grammar mistake per tweet recently. For someone who calls himself an author, he sure doesn’t know basic English. I think he might technically be ESL, since his native tongue is pig Latin.

The most charitable excuse is he’s wasted all day while he’s tweeting. But I think it’s that AND he scored in the first percentile on the verbal part of the SATs.
 
I laughed so fucking hard the other day when I saw one of his texts where he goes "Do not contact this number again. Doing do constitutes felony harassment." and then like 3 seconds later he sends another text that says something like "And shit your pants, coward." That completely nullifies his dopey disclaimer and would make him look fucking terrible in court. We know he isn't above presenting altered text exchanges as evidence since he gave Josiah Munoz evidence where he had edited out some of his antagonistic responses. Also, he is fat.
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Thank you Caverlock, you've given a perfect segue for a post about a little car sperging.
Since Pat has no qualms about posting his license plate online (not that it really matters at this point anyway), I've been autistically curious as to what his personalized plate DHG562 on his rust bucket means. I've not seen it mentioned in this thread, so I did a little searching.
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Maybe this is stupidly obvious to car people, but DHG is a color abbreviation for Dark Highland Green and the 562 is the serialized number of his old '01 Bullitt. Mystery solved on his personalized plate.
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In trying to find this information, I discovered that Pat, back in the day, used to frequent Mustang forums under the user name Kempesh. In his profiles, he states that he is from Florida/Wisconsin, and never misses an opportunity to mention his first more superior wife as this was long before his divorce. Always a firebrand, our favorite political pundit even managed to get into a political slap fight (Archive) over cars.
He also was battling trolls (Archive) who dared to call him out long before the OnA brother men found him. Shockingly, he wasn't "childing" to people yet but was still combative. I mean this guy has always been a real jerk.
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If cars are your thing, absolutely explore the vintage posts from Patrick, the last purely car man, in the links below. Truly the greatest mechanical mind of our time, child.
International Mustang Bullitt Owner's Club Profile (Archive)
Ford Mustang Forums (Archive)
Mach1 Registry (Archive)
Edit: spelling because I'm not a professional author.
This is amazing. Pat has been terminally online for at least 17 years. He came as a newcomer into a forum and immediately started being annoying and arguing with oldfags. He spent over 2 hours trying to out sperg a dude who is autistic enough to have 3000 posts on a forum about one model of car. He typed thousands of words, passionately arguing about whether or not red or blue team bad in the most pedantic way imaginable.

I reckon this is only a fraction of his forum posting era. Imagine all the treasures that are lost to time!
 
Back to the modern-day Kempesh, he's declaring victory on behalf of Ukraine for the umpteenth time:

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More idiotic writing advice:

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Piggy lists his top five movies:

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Wow. “The Hunt For Red October” was a decent book, but was made into one of the worst movies ever.

Only somebody really stupid and fat would think the movie was good. I guess he must be both of those things? Stupid and fat?
 
More idiotic writing advice:

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I just can't.

First sentence: "I'm less concerned with daily word count"
Second sentence: "I banked a few hundred words towards tomorrow's milestone, that's nice."

Even "maintaining averages" leads to "averages of what?" Word count perhaps?

I think I'm moving into the "this man's existence makes me sad" part of the cycle.
 
Not really idiotic so much as self-evident. You know, hey, if you write some words tomorrow, and then write more words the day after that, and then just keep doing that, you'll like, eventually have a lot of words, man!
Rick would be a lot better off if he focused on the quality of the words he's writing, from tweets to shitty Dickens sequels nobody ever asked for, and dare I say even in documents requesting a restraining order against travelers from Indiana enjoying a beer at Rick's local bar
 
Rick would be a lot better off if he focused on the quality of the words he's writing, from tweets to shitty Dickens sequels nobody ever asked for, and dare I say even in documents requesting a restraining order against travelers from Indiana enjoying a beer at Rick's local bar
One major difference is even in the parts where you realize Dickens is dancing around to pad it out, even that shit is actually good writing. Pat at his best is absolute garbage. The very concept of Rick touching even the worst of Dickens in any way is revolting.
 
I think I'm moving into the "this man's existence makes me sad" part of the cycle.
A common thread posted to ONA is "anyone else starting to feel sorry for him?" and then he posts something rude and shitty and you're reminded, oh yeah, he's an asshole and he's part of an organization that protects pedophiles.

You'll be back to normal very soon. I guaranTee iT, sTalker.
 
I laughed so fucking hard the other day when I saw one of his texts where he goes "Do not contact this number again. Doing do constitutes felony harassment." and then like 3 seconds later he sends another text that says something like "And shit your pants, coward." That completely nullifies his dopey disclaimer and would make him look fucking terrible in court. We know he isn't above presenting altered text exchanges as evidence since he gave Josiah Munoz evidence where he had edited out some of his antagonistic responses. Also, he is fat.
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I can insult you, but insulting me back is felony harassment, child.
 
A common thread posted to ONA is "anyone else starting to feel sorry for him?" and then he posts something rude and shitty and you're reminded, oh yeah, he's an asshole and he's part of an organization that protects pedophiles.

You'll be back to normal very soon. I guaranTee iT, sTalker.
Yeah, I was thinking about Patrick's behavior last night after I last posted. For some people there's an argument that could be made that the trolls have turned them into some kind of asshole, and if it weren't for those pesky atalkers they would have been (somewhat) normal. These old car forum posts prove that the trolls did absolutely nothing to change Patrick's behavior and he was always a gay retard who is impossible to have a productive conversation with because he is always right and never wrong, child. The only thing that's changed since he started getting trolled is his weight, which makes him now a fat gay retard.
 
The only thing that's changed since he started getting trolled is his weight, which makes him now a fat gay retard.
You have a comprehensive understanding of Patrick S. Tomlinson, but your omissions are just fucking glaring, you little baby child. He's an obscenely gay and extremely fat retarded retard. He also raped me in 2002, and I'm a fourteen year old black man.
 
>Perfect movies
>Zero Dark Thirty
>Do The Right Thing


who are these people
It is always very conspicuous to me that these retards never include a single perfect movie from the hundred or so years of cinema before they became a teenager. Sort of how they also think the Foo Fighters somehow represent a pinnacle in the rock and roll that Patrick will never allow to die with dignity
 
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