DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Beverly Sutphin]

A non-mature adult on his day off: "We took a mini road trip down the coast, as it was a nice day. My wife took that day off also and we went down the coast, as the sun was out. Drove for a few hours, stopped by a restaurant nearby and had a nice dinner together afterwards."

A mature adult on his day off: "So, this fucking old guy was having issues with his credit card, right..." *snort* "When I went to get stuff for my birthday week, m'kay? And here I am thinking 'Oh, my God! It's my only day off and this happens!'" *Sigh*

Wasn't Phil's day off exciting????

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This is a nitpick but is anyone mildly annoyed by Phil having to clarify every single time he's talking about Washington that he's talking about Washington STATE when he's lived on the west coast for what, 8 years now? Everyone knows you live in a Seattle suburb Phil no one thinks you are talking about a city 2700 miles away.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm in disbelief after hearing this shoe store pig tale. Phil lets his wife drag him out shoe shopping on his oh so important one day off a week? And while he's there, just sitting there definitely not on his phone playing mobile games because he doesn't even need shoes, he just happens to witness a scene straight from a TV sitcom he can spend fifteen minutes overexplaining on his prestream? Yeah, none of that happened. A complete fabrication.

Yes. You are to believe that he took her to burger king for her birthday but bought her shoes for his birthday. Again......the dude lies as easily as he breathes.

 

[Dona Morte]

What a BEAUTIFUL rant this is.
What is clear from this rant is that:
Phil is in mid life cirisis, on TOP off lol cow thinking. (Escaping responsibility)
To Phil, who lives his life in survival mode the GAME is the thing.
I look forward to see where this goes, we are only going down the hill from here and love I can take this ride with all of you.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

From living In your parents house to declaring banckruptcy 13 year begacy

 

[Paladin Derich]

Pigroach really gives a bad name to the 40+ crowd. All these guys are older than phil.

 

[Vawugz]

So many gems in the old man shoe story to unpack.

Mr Mature Adult sits on the bench dicking around on his phone, while his soul mate who he loves very much shoe shops alone.

 

[Ortsnay]

From living In your parents house to declaring banckruptcy 13 year begacy

Don't forget having a mouth area morph into something that looks like a hairy anus.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Elden Ring came out over a month ago. Is he still playing it?

M. Bison "Of Course!" HD Edition

Now in 720p HD!

www.youtube.com

 

[Iron Hamster]

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uh..............what the fuck is this?

This is a nitpick but is anyone mildly annoyed by Phil having to clarify every single time he's talking about Washington that he's talking about Washington STATE when he's lived on the west coast for what, 8 years now? Everyone knows you live in a Seattle suburb Phil no one thinks you are talking about a city 2700 miles away.

Especially since he cries he was doxed and his address is all over the internet.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of stream status:

Total tip: $152

Top tip: 1MM 25$ daily stipend

Just before the end of the stream people are discussing Phil's history of changing careers

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Let me get this straight: Phil is overlevelled in Elden Ring because the game made it that way, and not Phil.

Is Phil a functional retard?

 

[Lazycunt]

He's such a cunt about things and I hate him but God damn he makes me laugh when he says some outrageous dumb shit that he clearly has no fucking clue about

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

So let me get this straight... DSP went off on an insane, autistic tirade about how shit PS Plus Premium is because it's $17.99/month and lacks some of the features GamePass has. But in reality it's only $10/month when billed annually which is substantially cheaper than GamePass. Then when he was corrected by chat, he doubled down saying that this pricing scheme further proves his point that PS Plus Premium is shit.

Dude literally could not read past the first line of a Twitter article and his ego cannot tolerate being proven wrong on even the tiniest, most inconsequential points. But he will sit there and brag about how he listens to fan feedback. Unreal.

 

[Chernabog3000]

I like to imagine that deep down inside he's kicking himself for not finding a panda or horse that wanted children. Now realizing how much he could of profited off his own parents by simply just having a kid they'd be eager to spoil like they did him. Salty over the idea he's missed out a guarnteed income source, a very lucrative one at that. For a guy like Phil whose used to abusing the charity of his own parents a kids a blank check practically.

Succesful retired grandpa + over bearing grandma + only grandchild = $$$$$$$ you know he did the math.

If he wasn't gay and into kissing boys it'd be believable.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phail can never have kids. There's only one thing that gets attention in that house and a kid ain't going to take any of that away.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I like to imagine that deep down inside he's kicking himself for not finding a panda or horse that wanted children. Now realizing how much he could of profited off his own parents by simply just having a kid they'd be eager to spoil like they did him. Salty over the idea he's missed out a guarnteed income source, a very lucrative one at that. For a guy like Phil whose used to abusing the charity of his own parents a kids a blank check practically.

Succesful retired grandpa + over bearing grandma + only grandchild = $$$$$$$ you know he did the math.

If he wasn't gay and into kissing boys it'd be believable.

Eventually the kid would rat him out
>hi grandpa
>dad spent the money on his video game stuff
>he's playing his wrestling game with his drink that tastes gross
>all the kids make fun of me at school because of my dad
>they make snort noises all the time

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phail can never have kids. There's only one thing that gets attention in that house and a kid ain't going to take any of that away.

And it certainly isn’t Jasper, who probably needs a wellness check at some point.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I like to imagine that deep down inside he's kicking himself for not finding a panda or horse that wanted children. Now realizing how much he could of profited off his own parents by simply just having a kid they'd be eager to spoil like they did him. Salty over the idea he's missed out a guarnteed income source, a very lucrative one at that. For a guy like Phil whose used to abusing the charity of his own parents a kids a blank check practically.

Succesful retired grandpa + over bearing grandma + only grandchild = $$$$$$$ you know he did the math.

If he wasn't gay and into kissing boys it'd be believable.

Trust me, DSP will pursue another fertile young lady after his fat wife divorces him. This man cannot compete in his own league as he has the mental capacity of a junior high schooler. No 40 year old woman with her shit together is going to have anything to do with a blob that plays video games 24/7.

 

[FoxVirus]

And it certainly isn’t Jasper, who probably needs a wellness check at some point.

I bet someone will call on Phil for a wellness check.