DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[General Tug Boat]

Imagine spending your 4th decade... Fuck, even more pathetic according to the almighty Jaracainofthewind. 5th decade on stream begging for money from a bunch of short bus dwellers alone in your gout cave and wheelchairs. But not with loved ones. What a pathetic way to start another pathetic decade.

 

[Michael Janke]

No 40 year old woman with her shit together is going to have anything to do with a blob that plays video games 24/7.

whats the ratio of manchilds, to womanchilds
im pretty sure within the next decade or so, we'll see a shitload of womanchildren in their 40s

 

[Hentai-4-Senpai]

Eventually the kid would rat him out
>hi grandpa
>dad spent the money on his video game stuff
>he's playing his wrestling game with his drink that tastes gross
>all the kids make fun of me at school because of my dad
>they make snort noises all the time

Do you think his kid would get the Wolverine figure?

 

[Hogan of the South]

I bet someone will call on Phil for a wellness check.

That’s some funny trolling

 

[Michael Janke]

I like to imagine that deep down inside he's kicking himself for not finding a panda or horse that wanted children. Now realizing how much he could of profited off his own parents by simply just having a kid they'd be eager to spoil like they did him. Salty over the idea he's missed out a guarnteed income source, a very lucrative one at that. For a guy like Phil whose used to abusing the charity of his own parents a kids a blank check practically.

its pretty impressive that Phil doesn't have any kids.
think about it, he's a slow in the head man of catholic heritage. statistically, he should have about 5 kids by now.
makes you wonder if Pandalee insisted on using protection, the very few times they had sex. or if we give phil the tinyest little amount of credit and is smart enough to know he shouldn't have kids.

I bet someone will call on Phil for a wellness check.

im surprised someone didnt call in a wellness check on Kat yet. obviously through skype behind 4 vpns, or a burner phone.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

It's a huge relief to know phil will never have kids. No child deserves to have that as a role model or guardian. Fucker can't even keep a houseplant alive or collect the mail without an escort. Little Rambo Jnr would end up as his slave.

 

[Brother Wind]

Imagine spending your 4th decade on stream begging for money from a bunch of short bus dwellers alone in your gout cave and wheelchairs. But not with loved ones. What a pathetic way to start another pathetic decade.

This would be his 5th I'm afraid.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

And it certainly isn’t Jasper, who probably needs a wellness check at some point.

Reminder as of recently Phil admitted that his water dish had mold in it in addition to a declawed indoor car having scabs on its head

 

[FoxVirus]

Reminder as of recently Phil admitted that his water dish had mold in it in addition to a declawed indoor car having scabs on its head

Something tells me that Phil has his water dish on a bare carpet that was never vacuumed. No way a water dish can mold (I mean, it's possible when you're Phil). Water should be changed at least once daily.

Phil changes it when he feels like it.

 

[Chernabog3000]

The age old question begs, why not just dedicate like 10 minutes a week to your expenses and financial obligations in regards to taxes as a small buisness owner / freelance worker.

Strippers are better with taxes than Phil.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

whats the ratio of manchilds, to womanchilds
im pretty sure within the next decade or so, we'll see a shitload of womanchildren in their 40s

Kind of scary. I see a remarkable uptick in yeast infections if this is the future….

 

[Crooked 16th]

The age old question begs, why not just dedicate like 10 minutes a week to your expenses and financial obligations in regards to taxes as a small buisness owner / freelance worker.

Strippers are better with taxes than Phil.

Because when your most likely committing tax fraud you need to make sure that shit lines up. Can't have your behind the scenes tips push you into a higher tax bracket.

 

[00R-Gundam]

There is a point where he has to sit down and think about his life and how devoid it is. No friends, his family is basically a joke and he has no social life outside his streams. Hes reaching 40 which means in some part of his mind hes gonna start thinking about how the future will be and i think he is scared. The fact that hes pushing himself to play games and just live oblivious of responsibility is a way for him to block reality. I personally think that from now onward, the more that years passes, the more in decline he will be. Of course im no shrink kiwi, just my perspective.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I physically can't take this guys. Lmfao.

I can't. The cringe is like, fucking concentrated extra strength daytime-drowsy do-not-mix-with-alcohol cringe.

Not to sound like a fag but I'll be back in a week or a month when he's done and skip straight to the most recent page. This is like circus-tier cringe.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

For the records:

Before internet outage: 185 viewers

During internet outage: 39 viewers

Shortly after returning: 169 viewers

150 viewers vanish the second Phil's internet is knocked out, only to trickle in as soon as he comes back...

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

For the records:

Before internet outage: 185 viewers
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During internet outage: 39 viewers
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Shortly after returning: 169 viewers
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150 viewers vanish the second Phil's internet is knocked out, only to trickle in as soon as he comes back...

Wonder which paypig is view botting for him. I don't think Piggy has the cash or knowledge to do it himself, right?

 

[Wormy]

There is a point where he has to sit down and think about his life and how devoid it is. No friends, his family is basically a joke and he has no social life outside his streams. Hes reaching 40 which means in some part of his mind hes gonna start thinking about how the future will be and i think he is scared. The fact that hes pushing himself to play games and just live oblivious of responsibility is a way for him to block reality. I personally think that from now onward, the more that years passes, the more in decline he will be. Of course im no shrink kiwi, just my perspective.

Why would he? His paypigs have shown zero sign of ceasing to fill his trough on demand.

 

[TJGamebox]

A little sus.

Noah is gametrekker doxx.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Wonder which paypig is view botting for him. I don't think Piggy has the cash or knowledge to do it himself, right?

If the view bots keep disappearing when the stream goes down, but other viewers remain, wouldn't that suggest the bots are originating from Phil? I'm not sure how the viewbots work. I suppose if the stream went down for a moment, that may result in them resetting and therefore they'd disappear briefly, even if they were coming from another party.

Meanwhile, someone commented it was dead in the chat tonight. Phil said he wasn't sure why because he was still streaming and there were no problems on his end.
He then said that the chat must be broken because nobody was talking.
He then asked people to say something to confirm chat is working.
When they did, he said chat was working again. This was all in under a minute.

This weird little narrative is one of my favorite indicators that he legitimately has psychological issues. This lie is only for himself. The YT viewers can't see the chat anyway, so this doesn't need to be said on the video. The people watching the stream are aware that they're not chatting and that there's nothing to talk about. He could just ask a question or something to get the chat moving again, but instead he needs to couch it in a lie to save face, and he does it in a completely casual manner. He then uses the response to validate the lie. He just immediately seeks ways to validate himself and protect his ego, even if it's a completely stupid lie.

It is also hilarious that his go-to tactic is to try to gaslight his audience before he'll ever consider trying to sincerely engage with them.

 

[We Are The Witches]

@AcidityLiquidity
What makes you think anyone is viewbotting his stream?

It's relatively normal for that to happen if there's a bunch of people reloading the page. It takes a few seconds for Youtube to register a new viewer (don't know if it's consistent or if other factors affect how much time is required).

Maybe I'm wrong and someone is actually doing a mild viewbotting for absolutely no benefit to everyone involved.