4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[BlueArmedDevil]

He's gonna cancel it but go to maina instead.

 

[AltisticRight]

I want this event to happen, hopefully some a-log goes in and takes a bunch of 4k 60fps Gunt footage.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

Theory:

Ralph would have cancelled the bowling shitshow in light of scant ticket sales (and he could have used the baby as an excuse)...but now due to the Alice debacle he doesn't want to cancel for fear of showing weakness.

There's no way he's not losing money on this deal.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Theory:

Ralph would have cancelled the bowling shitshow in light of scant ticket sales (and he could have used the baby as an excuse)...but now due to the Alice debacle he doesn't want to cancel for fear of showing weakness.

There's no way he's not losing money on this deal.

He’s going thru with the event because he can’t even afford to refund $800 or so to the idiots who bought tickets.

I promise Ralph thought it was a no-lose proposition because the owner let him use the venue either for free or cheap. All he could see was collecting money from ticket sales and his only “expense” would be hauling his fat ass and a laptop down to the old Thrift Giant. He was aghast Corrine wanted her expenses covered for coming to his greasy bowling event because he can barely cover his own trip expenses.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

He’s going thru with the event because he can’t even afford to refund $800 or so to the idiots who bought tickets.

I promise Ralph thought it was a no-lose proposition because the owner let him use the venue either for free or cheap. All he could see was collecting money from ticket sales and his only “expense” would be hauling his fat ass and a laptop down to the old Thrift Giant. He was aghast Corrine wanted her expenses covered for coming to his greasy bowling event because he can barely cover his own trip expenses.

True, he probably already gambled away the $800. Is he paying expenses for Destiny and Harry what's his name that's supposedly debating him? I mean, i guess they probably won't even show

What a disaster. Wish I could be there.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

True, he probably already gambled away the $800. Is he paying expenses for Destiny and Harry what's his name that's supposedly debating him? I mean, i guess they probably won't even show

What a disaster. Wish I could be there.

Does Destiny live in or near Dallas? Because otherwise I don’t see him showing up to date rapist bowling league night.

I thought it was odd that the KS crappy promo posters didn’t specify who was actually going to be at the event, as opposed to who would just be on his stream. I figured it was Gunt’s grifty way of making ppl think there would be lots of ppl at the event when in reality they were just going to talk for a bit on his shitty dead stream.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Fuck that. I want Ralph to be in the Thrift Giant Bowling alley with all owner’s idiot friends and Ralph the idiot king streaming to 100 people watching just to laugh at him.

The Thrift Giant Bowling extravaganza is what Ralph is most important, not his daughter’s first week of life.

I love your commitment to referring to it as the ‘Thrift Giant Bowling’ event. These details go largely unnoticed, but like the dry plain steak, become a staple of the Ethan Ralph Rage Pig mythos (?) Not sure what to call it really. Tragedy?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I love your commitment to referring to it as the ‘Thrift Giant Bowling’ event. These details go largely unnoticed, but like the dry plain steak, become a staple of the Ethan Ralph Rage Pig mythos (?) Not sure what to call it really. Tragedy?

It’s the heartwarming details that get my attention. When the location was revealed I went to the Yelp reviews and the locals helpfully mentioned it was in the old Thrift Giant, next to Big Lots. It sounded so charming!

The Yelp reviews make it clear that Lakes Lane is the perfect place for a Ralphamale event.

Not gonna lie, the place is a shit hole. Before you even go in it looks so sketchy. Only reason why I went was because it is Saturday night and I was looking for bowling places that weren't so packed. You walk in and you get hit by the cigarette smell and it's disgusting. Looks like the Employees are a bunch of smokers and drug users. The bowling front desk guy was most likely on drugs since he looked like he couldn't comprehend half the things my friends were saying. Shoes are in bad shape, they don't even have certain sizes which is stupid. Half the lanes don't even work, oh!, and they make you pay $30 to play for an hour even if the lane doesn't even work ! Broke down on us 6 times!! no joke ! Worst place ever lol. Restrooms are nice tho. Good place if you're aged 50+ and like smoking

you're looking for a fun night of bowling in a sketchy establishment that smelled of cigarette smoke and stale Marlboro's then this is the place for you. The outside should have been my warning but like a blonde in a scary movie I had to investigate. They had 2 sad pool tables and a basketball game in there. An uninterested attendant sat on his phone. Definitely wouldn't recommend ordering food. By the time we got to the bowling area we were overcome with thick cigarette smoke. It's like we stepped into the 60s with no inside smoking restrictions....at that point we knew we funked up. We looked at each other and ran to the exit. I would definitely recommend any place

https://m.yelp.com/biz/lakes-lanes-the-colony?hrid=EH2aI2PhSH-Y71IWWJK2iQ

 

[AltisticRight]

It’s the heartwarming details that get my attention. When the location was revealed I went to the Yelp reviews and the locals helpfully mentioned it was in the old Thrift Giant, next to Big Lots. It sounded so charming!

The Yelp reviews make it clear that Lakes Lane is the perfect place for a Ralphamale event.

https://m.yelp.com/biz/lakes-lanes-the-colony?hrid=EH2aI2PhSH-Y71IWWJK2iQ

The food makes Amanda look like the winner of Hell's Kitchen and the entire place looks like it could be featured in Kitchen Nightmares.

Bacon burger with not a single bit of bacon showing? Sorry but a burger is a patty between buns, the only way a bacon burger would work is as if bacon was ground to mince and made into a fucking patty, which sounds disgusting.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The food makes Amanda look like the winner of Hell's Kitchen and the entire place looks like it could be featured in Kitchen Nightmares.

Bacon burger with not a single bit of bacon showing? Sorry but a burger is a patty between buns, the only way a bacon burger would work is as if bacon was ground to mince and made into a fucking patty, which sounds disgusting.

Most of the reviewers were horrified by the mere concept of this place serving food.

The candid photos provided by the reviewers are the best. Someone posted the front entrance in day light and it looks like local hobos use is as a giant toilet. If I’m not too lazy tmrw I’ll get on my laptop and upload the best IRL photos provided by horrified customers.

The place has big Ralphamale style and energy.

 

[Polyboros2]

It’s the heartwarming details that get my attention. When the location was revealed I went to the Yelp reviews and the locals helpfully mentioned it was in the old Thrift Giant, next to Big Lots. It sounded so charming!

The Yelp reviews make it clear that Lakes Lane is the perfect place for a Ralphamale event.

https://m.yelp.com/biz/lakes-lanes-the-colony?hrid=EH2aI2PhSH-Y71IWWJK2iQ

The Burger and Pizza seem like typical shitty not a restaurant fair, but those chicken tendies are a real abomination!

"A 3 price sampler and supreme pizza that we waited 40 minutes for.... and had to take it to go."

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Thrift Giant should be renamed to Grift Midget

 

[Insanely Retarded]

https://m.yelp.com/biz/lakes-lanes-the-colony?hrid=EH2aI2PhSH-Y71IWWJK2iQ

You weren't kidding, the place is a complete shithole:

The Burger and Pizza seem like typical shitty not a restaurant fair

The pizza sure, but the burger looks horrible, shitty old store bought bread that looks dry as fuck, the patty looks like it would make you wonder what type of meat they are using, not to mention dry.

I really wonder how this will turn out, but in typical Ralph fashion, I'm guessing he will end up not streaming anything so as not to embarrass himself and show the low attendance (even though they've been giving out tickets for a while now).

One question though, does anyone know if Dax has been promoting this event at all? I wonder if any of the TDS audience will go just for him.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Rapeamale Ralph is live streaming his 18 hour drive to Texas in the rain while listening to talk radio reports on the war. It's raining and he's jacked up on coke so he may hydroplane his stupid ass into a ditch at some point.

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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Rapeamale Ralph is live streaming his 18 hour drive to Texas in the rain while listening to talk radio reports on the war. It's raining and he's jacked up on coke so he may hydroplane his stupid ass into a ditch at some point.

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Lol how is the fund at $200 with only 17 viewers?

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Rapeamale Ralph is live streaming his 18 hour drive to Texas in the rain while listening to talk radio reports on the war. It's raining and he's jacked up on coke so he may hydroplane his stupid ass into a ditch at some point.

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Open the stream and Ralph is talking about cocaine, criticizing someone on talk radio for not knowing what a key bump is and bragging that the first time he did cocaine he was 15 years old.
Rape it Ralph has zero energy and looks and sounds like a totally broken man, how the fuck is he going to drive 16-17 more hours?

Lol how is the fund at $200 with only 17 viewers?

If you check the start of the stream it was already at 200 when he came on, so like usual, completely made up numbers to give the impression he makes more money than he really does.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I think Ralph will feel right at home at Thrift Giant Bowling Alley and move in just like Kanye did at MB Arena finishing Donda album.
If he doesn’t wear his red polo mumu I’ll be disappointed. Also hope he sells kingpin merch.

 

[Donuteater]

Rapeamale Ralph is live streaming his 18 hour drive to Texas in the rain while listening to talk radio reports on the war. It's raining and he's jacked up on coke so he may hydroplane his stupid ass into a ditch at some point.

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It's a great stream because you can see how often he looks down at his phone.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I like how Ralph has a truck but piles all his shit in the backseat anyway

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

lmao