DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Here's my dumb cunt take on this wishing death shit, if you want to wish death on phill go for gold and if you don't also go for gold .
I personally would fucking laugh if I seen him keel over but I would at least call an ambulance, only because I would do that for anyone.
But I also hate phill enough that I would laugh if oic skinned phill in some buffalo bill scenario and not feel bad about it.

Fuck you cunts, it's was my birthday 2 days ago and none of you tipped me

I've smoked to many bongs tonight
Maybe it's too late, but: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you, you fucking degenerate! Cheers and hope you had a hell of a party!
 
Phil is literally not worth the emotions strong enough to wish death upon or just watch die. Especially considering the other attractions here, Phil does not invoke any kind of anger. If anything its a disgusted pity, if he was dying at me feet I'd begrudgingly help him but I'd still help him.

yea whatever, I hope his family dies in an automobile wreck, real talk
 
The him dying on stream thing is just a joke saying that, due to his poor spending/life decisions, Phil will never be able to retire and do anything more meaningful with his life. It's also a statement on how sad his social life is, because, if he wasn't streaming, what would he really do? I think even Phil has a limit on how much Champions he can play each day, especially without a steady stream of tips to support his pulls.

Even with his poor health, the actual odds of him having any sort of medical incident on stream, let alone dying, is incredibly low. There's tons of unhealthy cows that have streamed for years without issue. And I don't just mean the lolcow variety, but actual cows who live the hermit lifestyle because they're too big to leave their home as opposed to being paranoid.

Phil isn't exactly the most loyal streamer in the world. He's dropped streams before because his ear hurt and he complains about the equivalent of a papercut. I think if he was experiencing anything serious, he'd use it as an excuse not to stream. There's arguably an over/under on whether he's too much of a hermit to go to the hospital. IIRC, hasn't he treated the ER as a doctor's visit when he was dealing with ear stuff? If he's willing to leave the house over something that minor, I think he'd leave (or more likely call an ambulance) if he was having a severe issue.
I can guarantee with 100% certainty that Phil is terrified of his own mortality. He may ignore more minor signs that come and go but the moment one serious symptom hits (blood in urine/stool, actual facial paralysis, shooting pain in left arm) we’re all going to know about it because he’ll be off stream in a heartbeat.

Related, Phil, do yourself and everyone else a favor: do not panic like the idiot you are and attempt to drive yourself to the ER if you may be going into cardiac arrest. You will kill or injure other people. Call an ambulance, go downstairs, take an aspirin and wait.
 
I can guarantee with 100% certainty that Phil is terrified of his own mortality. He may ignore more minor signs that come and go but the moment one serious symptom hits (blood in urine/stool, actual facial paralysis, shooting pain in left arm) we’re all going to know about it because he’ll be off stream in a heartbeat.

Related, Phil, do yourself and everyone else a favor: do not panic like the idiot you are and attempt to drive yourself to the ER if you may be going into cardiac arrest. You will kill or injure other people. Call an ambulance, go downstairs, take an aspirin and wait.

You know he's gonna drive himself to "save money" or at least have Khet drive him. Remember when Leanna was hospitalized and he just wanted paramedics (who aren't licensed pharmacists by the way) to give her an anti-psychotic and leave her somewhere?

One thing I noted after he got destroyed in the replies for his Oscars take is that all of Phil's tweets now have replies disabled. So much for taking criticism and engaging with his community.
 
You know he's gonna drive himself to "save money" or at least have Khet drive him. Remember when Leanna was hospitalized and he just wanted paramedics (who aren't licensed pharmacists by the way) to give her an anti-psychotic and leave her somewhere?
You guys are crazy. Phil refuses to drive long distances or on the highway because once he had some minor back pain over a decade ago. You think he will drive while he's having a heart attack.
 
You guys are crazy. Phil refuses to drive long distances or on the highway because once he had some minor back pain over a decade ago. You think he will drive while he's having a heart attack.

He got an uber to a shopping center so he could pick up his car and then drove to the hospital and then bitched about Leanna having to take an ambulance. Man has his priorities in line.
 
One thing I noted after he got destroyed in the replies for his Oscars take is that all of Phil's tweets now have replies disabled. So much for taking criticism and engaging with his community.
Because he expected a circle jerk with everyone around him on it, shitting on the Oscars and praising him for rationing them. Despite knowing what happens every time replies are open, he for some reason just expects no one to do it again. He's either hopelessly optimistic about how people will treat him or he's so retarded that the idea that people can dislike him while someone else is doing worse is to grand a concept for him.
 
You guys are crazy. Phil refuses to drive long distances or on the highway because once he had some minor back pain over a decade ago. You think he will drive while he's having a heart attack.
I thought magic Johnson proved to the world money cures everything. Maybe Phil is trying to hoard his wealth in attempt to save himself from his health issues.
 
I thought magic Johnson proved to the world money cures everything. Maybe Phil is trying to hoard his wealth in attempt to save himself from his health issues.
Well he COULD hoard his wealth but there is one problem: his bottomless spending. His money goes faster down the drain then we can say "WWE champions"
 
One thing I noted after he got destroyed in the replies for his Oscars take is that all of Phil's tweets now have replies disabled. So much for taking criticism and engaging with his community.
He's had them disabled for quite a while actually, he reenabled it specifically for the Oscars tweet.
 
Wait, did any of you beautiful bastards find out the real reason he's not doing the night stream? Really doubt it's due to doing taxes, them shits literally take like a few mins to do by yourself.
 
Wait, did any of you beautiful bastards find out the real reason he's not doing the night stream? Really doubt it's due to doing taxes, them shits literally take like a few mins to do by yourself.
Wrestlemania starts on April 2nd, which is the second day when he'll "do his taxes" instead of having a late stream, I don't know if there's something similar going today.
 
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