4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

MirnaMinkoff said:
Does Destiny live in or near Dallas? Because otherwise I don’t see him showing up to date rapist bowling league night.
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Allegedly Destiny cancelled, however afaik Ralph hasn't announced this publicly or in a way to make it acknowledgable. He's still using it to promote this event, when it isn't even clear whether his other guests are even going to show up (Royce, Mersh, Dick, any of the other literally who's, it's a mystery what the actual guest list is going to be at this point).
 
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Moist Unguentine said:
Rapeamale Ralph is live streaming his 18 hour drive to Texas in the rain while listening to talk radio reports on the war. It's raining and he's jacked up on coke so he may hydroplane his stupid ass into a ditch at some point.

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DashCam gone, pointing at his chubbly mug the entire trip, he's embarrassed by the Florida trip's road rage confirmed.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
DashCam gone, pointing at his chubbly mug the entire trip, he's embarrassed by the Florida trip's road rage confirmed.
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That’s sort of understandable, but it’s also the craziest part of his INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE GAME I’d like him to address, namely,
**WHY does Ethan Ralph Rage Pug think anyone wants to stare at his grotesque head for any length of time?!? Like what the fuck dude? I don’t even like staring at attractive people’s faces just talking for more than a few minutes, it’s just weird. I question the sanity of anyone who sits there and watches his fat melon for more than ten seconds (except for research purposes). Is it Fox News syndrome? Alex Jones or some shit? At least Rush Limbaugh had the dignity to keep his ugly mug in radio for most of his career, and everyone was fine with that. You’re gross Ralph. You should do MUKBANGS. Seriously, that’s probably the best advice you’ll ever get. You’re perfectly suited for that in every way. You’re welcome. **
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
That’s sort of understandable, but it’s also the craziest part of his INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE GAME I’d like him to address, namely,
**WHY does Ethan Ralph Rage Pug think anyone wants to stare at his grotesque head for any length of time?!? Like what the fuck dude? I don’t even like staring at attractive people’s faces just talking for more than a few minutes, it’s just weird. I question the sanity of anyone who sits there and watches his fat melon for more than ten seconds (except for research purposes). Is it Fox News syndrome? Alex Jones or some shit? At least Rush Limbaugh had the dignity to keep his ugly mug in radio for most of his career, and everyone was fine with that. You’re gross Ralph. You should do MUKBANGS. Seriously, that’s probably the best advice you’ll ever get. You’re perfectly suited for that in every way. You’re welcome. **
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Ralph is a internet institution. He thinks he looks good and people want to see what a hansum feller he is. It's vanity insanity but it makes his whole situation seem even more ridiculous and hilarious.
 
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Allegedly Destiny cancelled, however afaik Ralph hasn't announced this publicly or in a way to make it acknowledgable. He's still using it to promote this event, when it isn't even clear whether his other guests are even going to show up (Royce, Mersh, Dick, any of the other literally who's, it's a mystery what the actual guest list is going to be at this point).
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He was so desperate to get away from Pantsu and his newborn daughter’s first week of life, and not refunding money he already blew, that he is full steam ahead on this epic disaster.

Gunt could have easily saved faced on canceling his YAH appearance and his Midget Grifter bowling disaster due to his daughter’s birth. It’s what you would expect from any normal human. “Sorry, my daughter was born early and I’m dedicating the next month to her and my GF, they come first.” Everyone would have understood that. It would have even allowed him to duck the date rape shit with Alice.

Instead Gunt proclaims, “the felting must go on” and goes head first into this dumpster fire. He flees Pantsu and his newborn child the day she gets released from the hospital to go back to his alcohol cave.

I can’t fathom what his explanation was for abandoning her and their child for the Thrift Giant bowling tournament with Corrine. But I’m sure he was hot to GTFO once Pantsu got to hear about Gunt date raping drunk Alice. Pantsu instantly knew what night Alice was talking about too because she would remember Gunt coming home drunk at 3 am, having Alice’s phone and his BS story.

I think he had a difficult time remaining halfway sober around Pantsu’s family too, he was desperate to get away so he could drink and drug in peace. Gunt is above all an addict.

I think he and Pantsu are pretty much done. Maybe they will at least try to live together for a month or two with the baby, but that will fail very quickly. Ralph, of course, will try to hide the fact but it won’t be as easy as it was with Nora. It is going to be very obvious if Gunt is living alone in the crack shack.
 
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Ralph is now claiming that Destiny is confirmed although he hasn't spoken to him since Tuesday. Pey has cancelled, and Corinne is unconfirmed. The latter was probably the person kvetching about travel expenses, although Ralph has claimed that he paid for Destiny's hotel room. Ralph says that ROTC and Dax are 100% confirmed to show up.
 
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Pale Empress said:
Ralph is now claiming that Destiny is confirmed although he hasn't spoken to him since Tuesday. Pey has cancelled, and Corinne is unconfirmed. The latter was probably the person kvetching about travel expenses, although Ralph has claimed that he paid for Destiny's hotel room. Ralph says that ROTC and Dax are 100% confirmed to show up.
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So Ralph is reading the Farms while driving and debunking your post from not even an hour ago alleging Destiny won't be coming to Thrift Giant.
 
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Pretty cozy driving stream.

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Pale Empress said:
Ralph is now claiming that Destiny is confirmed although he hasn't spoken to him since Tuesday. Pey has cancelled, and Corinne is unconfirmed. The latter was probably the person kvetching about travel expenses, although Ralph has claimed that he paid for Destiny's hotel room. Ralph says that ROTC and Dax are 100% confirmed to show up.
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Pey cancelled because she heard what happened to Alice and doesn't want to be next.
 
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70% of the ppl at the Thrift Giant will just be regulars and locals that the owner has hyped this as an epic Saturday night to bowl and promising strippers on site. They won’t even know who Ralph or Dax fucking are even though the owner has yammered on about them like a gay fanboy for three months.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
70% of the ppl at the Thrift Giant will just be regulars and locals that the owner has hyped this as an epic Saturday night to bowl and promising strippers on site. They won’t even know who Ralph or Dax fucking are even though the owner has yammered on about them like a gay fanboy for three months.
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Yep this will be Ralph’s biggest cope/grift yet, to convince everyone that the hobo retards who were told there might be strippers are actually his friends and fans.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Yep this will be Ralph’s biggest cope/grift yet, to convince everyone that the hobo retards who were told there might be strippers are actually his friends and fans.
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The bowling alley only attracts boomer smokers over 50 so they are trying to come up with a gimmick to get non-AARP members in the door on weekends. All the under younger ppl go to cooler bowling spots in Dallas so think a “online streaming web event” is just the ticket.

The owner makes his money on bar sales so figures if he can attract more than his usual crowd and get them to double their bar tab too boot.

I wish there was a local Kiwi because I’d bet anything you can get in the door without any $60 ticket. People who bought tickets are just Ralph’s suckers.
 
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