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How well is the war this going for Russia?

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Russian athletes will need to repent in order to continue working.
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"Daniil Medvedev will be banned from participating in Wimbledon if he does not sign a key statement": The British Sports Minister demanded that the Russian tennis player confirm in writing that he does not support Putin.

Minister of Sport of Great Britain Huddleston: "We have asked the governing bodies that if Russians or Belarusians want to participate in the British tournament, they must confirm that they are independent and neutral. We want to receive confirmation in a written statement. If people say they are neutral athletes, we want to be sure that they are really neutral and there is no connection with Putin. If some individual sports or organizations decide to completely ban Russian or Belarusian athletes, we will also support it."

It reminds me of something.
"Your country is run by an evil, vindictive dictator and also we're not going to let you play tennis unless you publicly denounce him :smug:"

Comrade-President Putin, plz put the eternal Anglo out of his misery 🙏
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Russian athletes will need to repent in order to continue working.
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"Daniil Medvedev will be banned from participating in Wimbledon if he does not sign a key statement": The British Sports Minister demanded that the Russian tennis player confirm in writing that he does not support Putin.

Minister of Sport of Great Britain Huddleston: "We have asked the governing bodies that if Russians or Belarusians want to participate in the British tournament, they must confirm that they are independent and neutral. We want to receive confirmation in a written statement. If people say they are neutral athletes, we want to be sure that they are really neutral and there is no connection with Putin. If some individual sports or organizations decide to completely ban Russian or Belarusian athletes, we will also support it."

It reminds me of something.

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Just go straight to Denunciation Rallies and shame every Russian as public enemies.
Its like 2 minutes of hate meets Maoist China.
 
And here is another small list of cars that were seized from Ukrainian citizens, allegedly for the needs of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the war.
Especially for the needs of the army and work in the fields, a Tesla car was very necessary. Some of these cars have already been sold. It's nothing personal; it's business.
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EDIT: text about it from Kremlin, any russian speaker care to read? http://kremlin.ru/events/president/news/68094
Decree on the special procedure for the fulfillment by foreign buyers of obligations to Russian natural gas suppliers


2022-03-31 16:05:00

Vladimir Putin signed a decree "On a special procedure for foreign buyers to fulfill their obligations to Russian natural gas suppliers."

Text of the Decree:
In addition to the measures provided for by Presidential Decrees No. 79 of February 28, 2022 "On the application of special Economic Measures in Connection with the Unfriendly Actions of the United States of America and Foreign States and International Organizations that have Joined Them", No. 81 of March 1, 2022 "On Additional temporary economic measures to Ensure Financial Stability Of the Russian Federation", dated March 5, 2022 No. 95 "On the Temporary Procedure for Fulfilling obligations to Certain foreign creditors" and dated March 18, 2022. No. 126 "On additional temporary measures of an economic nature to ensure the Financial stability of the Russian Federation in the field of currency regulation", I decree:
1. Establish that from April 1, 2022:
a) payment for supplies of natural gas in a gaseous state (hereinafter referred to as natural gas) carried out after April 1, 2022 by residents participating in foreign economic activity who, in accordance with Federal Law No. 117–FZ of July 18, 2006 "On Gas Export", have the exclusive right to export natural gas in a gaseous state (hereinafter referred to as Russian suppliers), produced in rubles:
under foreign trade contracts for the supply of natural gas (hereinafter referred to as contracts for the supply of natural gas) concluded with foreign persons, if the supply of natural gas is carried out to foreign states that commit unfriendly actions against the Russian Federation, Russian legal entities and individuals;
under contracts for the supply of natural gas concluded with foreign persons whose place of registration is foreign states that commit unfriendly actions against the Russian Federation, Russian legal entities and individuals;
b) the further supply of natural gas by a Russian supplier to foreign persons named in paragraphs two and three of subparagraph "a" of this paragraph is prohibited (hereinafter – foreign buyers), under a contract for the supply of natural gas, if the payment period for the gas supplied under this contract has come, the payment has not been made by the foreign buyer or made in foreign currency, and (or) not in full, and (or) to an account with a bank that is not an authorized bank in accordance with paragraph 2 of this Decree, and such delivery is carried out to foreign states that commit unfriendly actions against the Russian Federation, Russian legal entities and individuals. Information on compliance with the procedure established by this Decree for payment for the supply of natural gas is submitted to the customs authority. When the customs authority receives information about a violation of this procedure, the customs authority decides to ban such delivery.
2. Gazprombank Joint Stock Company, which is an authorized bank for the purposes of this Decree (hereinafter referred to as the authorized bank), opens special ruble accounts of the "K" type and special currency accounts of the "K" type for payments for supplied natural gas on the basis of applications from foreign buyers.
3. The authorized bank has the right to open special ruble accounts of type "K" and special currency accounts of type "K" without the personal presence of a representative of a foreign buyer. The authorized bank carries out identification of a new client – a foreign buyer, his representative, beneficiary, beneficial owner in accordance with the requirements of the Federal Law of August 7, 2001. No. 115-FZ "On Countering the Legalization (Laundering) of Proceeds from Crime and the Financing of Terrorism" and regulatory acts of the Central Bank of the Russian Federation adopted in accordance with it on the basis of documents and information about these persons available in the circumstances no later than 45 days after the date of opening a special ruble account of the "K" type to such a client" and a special currency account of type "K".
4. Until amendments are made to the Tax Code of the Russian Federation and other federal laws, special ruble accounts of the "K" type and special currency accounts of the "K" type are not subject to paragraph 12 of Article 76, paragraph 1 of Article 86 of Part one of the Tax Code of the Russian Federation and part 27 of Article 77 of the Federal Law of August 3, 2018. No. 289-FZ "On Customs Regulation in the Russian Federation and on Amendments to Certain Legislative Acts of the Russian Federation".
5. It is not allowed to suspend operations on a special ruble account of type "K" and a special currency account of type "K", to seize or write off funds held on these accounts as part of the fulfillment of obligations of a foreign buyer not related to payment under a contract for the supply of natural gas.
6. A foreign buyer transfers funds to a special currency account of type "K" in the foreign currency specified in the contract for the supply of natural gas, and an authorized bank, on the basis of an order from a foreign buyer received in accordance with the rules of an authorized bank, sells foreign currency received from a foreign buyer to such an account at organized auctions, conducted by the public joint Stock Company "Moscow Exchange MICEX – RTS", transfers the proceeds in rubles to a special ruble account of type "K" of this foreign buyer and transfers the credited funds in rubles to a ruble account opened by a Russian supplier in an authorized bank.
7. The obligation to pay for natural gas supplies by a foreign buyer in accordance with subparagraph "a" of paragraph 1 of this Decree is considered fulfilled from the moment the funds received from the sale of foreign currency carried out in accordance with paragraph 6 or subparagraph "a" of paragraph 10 of this Decree are credited to the ruble account opened by the Russian supplier in an authorized bank.
8. If a foreign buyer has transferred the obligation to pay for the supply of natural gas to another person, it fulfills this obligation in accordance with the procedure established by this Decree.
9. Grant the Government Commission for the Control of Foreign Investments in the Russian Federation the authority to issue permits for foreign buyers to fulfill obligations to Russian suppliers to pay for natural gas supplies without observing the procedure established by this Decree.
10. Grant the following powers to the Board of Directors of the Central Bank of the Russian Federation:
a) determine a procedure for the sale of foreign currency other than that provided for in paragraph 6 of this Decree;
b) establish the regime of a special ruble account of the "K" type and the regime of a special currency account of the "K" type.
11. The Government of the Russian Federation, within 10 days, approve the procedure for issuing permits by the Government Commission for the Control of Foreign Investment in the Russian Federation, provided for in paragraph 9 of this Decree.
12. The Board of Directors of the Central Bank of the Russian Federation shall, within 10 days, make decisions necessary for the exercise of the powers provided for in subparagraph "b" of paragraph 10 of this Decree.
13. The decisions of the Board of Directors of the Central Bank of the Russian Federation provided for by this Decree are subject to official publication in accordance with Article 7 of Federal Law No. 86-FZ of July 10, 2002 "On the Central Bank of the Russian Federation (Bank of Russia)".
14. Grant the Central Bank of the Russian Federation the right to give official explanations on the application of this Decree.
15. The Federal Customs Service, in coordination with the Central Bank of the Russian Federation and with the participation of an authorized bank, within 10 days to approve the procedure for submitting, in accordance with subparagraph "b" of paragraph 1 of this Decree, information to the customs authority on compliance with the procedure for payment for natural gas supplies.
16. Recommend to the authorized bank to determine the rules in accordance with paragraph 6 of this Decree within 10 days.
17. This Decree comes into force from the date of its official publication.
 
Ok, here is something interesting. For the last two days ukies lost 4 choppers near Mariupol, where nazis from Azov are about to meet Bandera. It seems that they are just trying to evacuate battalion's higher ups, which raises a question "why now, when situation is beyond dire?"
This leads to the news of Macron ripping his ass to shreds on the phone with Putin, begging him to let nazis to surrender. At the same time he tried his hardest to contact Turkey and organize "humanitarian" corridor. Meanwhile, the lead of french military intelligence is leaving his post, officially "because of his bad job with prediction of Russian operation". A month later, yeah, sure.
If you add all of these, there are two questions - who is that VIP they're trying to evacuate from Azov and what connection does he have to the french military intelligence?
 
I am thanks. I'm gonna go watch On The Silver Globe now, or at least the portions of it left after retard slav commies shut the film down because it hurt their feelings.
>polish film
>shut down by polacks

A very Russian film, just make sure you get the Japanese bluray rip.
 
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So regarding the GAS, as far as I got it it's just a scheme that allows everyone to keep a face, in other words in kinda changes nothing.

1) Eurocucks should open 2 accounts in Gazprombank - in RUB and in EUR
2) They pay in EUR
3) Gazprombank ITSELF converts EUR to RUB and transfers RUB to the RUB account of eurocucks
4) The RUB are being sent to Gazprom
....
Kinda profit? Putin tells Ivans about another major strategical win. Eurocucks tell other eurocucks that they were not cucked.
 
So regarding the GAS, as far as I got it it's just a scheme that allows everyone to keep a face, in other words in kinda changes nothing.

1) Eurocucks should open 2 accounts in Gazprombank - in RUB and in EUR
2) They pay in EUR
3) Gazprombank ITSELF converts EUR to RUB and transfers RUB to the RUB account of eurocucks
4) The RUB are being sent to Gazprom
....
Kinda profit? Putin tells Ivans about another major strategical win. Eurocucks tell other eurocucks that they were not cucked.
Not exactly. You are missing two important points here:

1) The process no longer involves Russian accounts in European banks that were frozen due to sanctions, effectively bypassing them

and

2) The answer to the question "who blinked" depends on what currency will be listed in the contracts once they are re-negotiated. If the contracts list euros as transaction currency, Europe wins because it couldn't care less about the exchange rate, it will concern only Russians and the rouble will remain a trash currency for domestic use only. If the countracts list roubles as the transaction currency, then Russia wins because the exchange rate of its Monopoly money starts actually influencing the stability of the euro.

The staring contest isn't over yet. In fact, it is only beginning.

P. S. And they intend to expand this scheme for ALL export to unfriendly countries eventually. Grain, aluminium, neon, fertilizer... Hoo boy. Yeah, they will DEFINITELY want to list these prices in roubles.
 
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Not exactly. You are missing two important points here:

1) The process no longer involves Russian accounts in European banks that were frozen due to sanctions, effectively bypassing them

and

2) The answer to the question "who blinked" depends on what currency will be listed in the contracts once they are re-negotiated. If the contracts list euros as transaction currency, Europe wins because it couldn't care less about the exchange rate, it will concern only Russians and the rouble will remain a trash currency. If the countracts list roubles as the transaction currency, then Russia wins because the exchange rate of its Monopoly money starts actually influencing the stability of the euro.

The staring contest isn't over yet. In fact, it is only beginning.
Wouldn't that be dangerous for the Russians? If the contract says say 50 rubles for a litre of gas, and the ruble keeps tanking compared to the euro, won't the euros be getting Russian gas at a discount then?
 
And here is another small list of cars that were seized from Ukrainian citizens, allegedly for the needs of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the war.
Especially for the needs of the army and work in the fields, a Tesla car was very necessary. Some of these cars have already been sold. It's nothing personal; it's business.
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lmao. this is like the communist party and partisans in ex-YU confiscating every fuckin' kind of thing during WW2 from anyone they came across. give you one guess if they ever bothered with the paperwork and returned any of it after the war or if just asking for it back got you denounced as a 'fascist sympathizer' and got even MORE of your shit confiscated as you were ran out of the country/liquidated.
 
Wouldn't that be dangerous for the Russians? If the contract says say 50 rubles for a litre of gas, and the ruble keeps tanking compared to the euro, won't the euros be getting Russian gas at a discount then?
No. They'll raise the price of gas. Obviously. Come on now, China has been a central economic power for years and you can't see how Russia will manipulate their currency to their benefit in this?
 
Ok, here is something interesting. For the last two days ukies lost 4 choppers near Mariupol, where nazis from Azov are about to meet Bandera. It seems that they are just trying to evacuate battalion's higher ups, which raises a question "why now, when situation is beyond dire?"
This leads to the news of Macron ripping his ass to shreds on the phone with Putin, begging him to let nazis to surrender. At the same time he tried his hardest to contact Turkey and organize "humanitarian" corridor. Meanwhile, the lead of french military intelligence is leaving his post, officially "because of his bad job with prediction of Russian operation". A month later, yeah, sure.
If you add all of these, there are two questions - who is that VIP they're trying to evacuate from Azov and what connection does he have to the french military intelligence?
Remember the conspiracy theory that the head of ISIS was in fact an Israeli Jewish CIA operative? Crazy talk of course.

Equally crazy is that the command structure of Ukraine's biggest Nazi paramilitary group are also American and Israeli intelligence assets. Would explain the desperation to get em out of their current pickle. Imagine if the Russians got hold of them and they started singing?



Not exactly. You are missing two important points here:

1) The process no longer involves Russian accounts in European banks that were frozen due to sanctions, effectively bypassing them

and

2) The answer to the question "who blinked" depends on what currency will be listed in the contracts once they are re-negotiated. If the contracts list euros as transaction currency, Europe wins because it couldn't care less about the exchange rate, it will concern only Russians and the rouble will remain a trash currency for domestic use only. If the countracts list roubles as the transaction currency, then Russia wins because the exchange rate of its Monopoly money starts actually influencing the stability of the euro.

The staring contest isn't over yet. In fact, it is only beginning.

P. S. And they intend to expand this scheme for ALL export to unfriendly countries eventually. Grain, aluminium, neon, fertilizer... Hoo boy. Yeah, they will DEFINITELY want to list these prices in roubles.
OTOH it doesn't matter. So what if the Germans have to pay in Rubles? They transfer Euros to Russian bank, they receive Rubles in return, they then transfer Rubles to Gazprom. It's not like Germany will be forced to hold Rubles as a reserve, at least not yet. On the other the optics are fucking terrible for the west. For all the big talk that Germany will just start importing American LPG (despite having no LPG terminals and the burgers having no spare capacity to accommodate this), it took 48 hours for the Russians to show how full of shit they were. At this point in time there are effectively no meaningful sanctions, except for some luxury items, American cultural output and fast food restaurants the Russians can either source whatever they need from the Chinese or are still doing business with the west. Putin will consider western sanctions to be a net positive both economically and culturally. No more Hollywood 'entertainment", no more Russian wealth being spent on European tat like handbags and watches, no more McDonalds.
 
That's kinda tomorrow lol. Idk imo he and eurocucks will find some common ground. He needs money to keep flow of Ivans to the war, and eurocucks prefer to keep their fag asses in warmth. I guess something like super shady scheme with some LLC in Gazprombank, because Putin's friends need their share anyway.
There seems to be a sever lack of understanding on how supply and demand work for necessities. Europe NEEDS Russias gas due to their own stupidity. Russia really, really, really wants money from Europe. They don't need it. In any situation in life the party that needs something more than the other has the advantage. Russia has continue to say for the last year at least they are self sufficient if they have to be. It reminds me of The Architect in Matrix Reloaded telling Neo there are levels of survival they are prepared to go to. You may believe Russia is bluffing, but considering Iran(or Iraq) survived harsher sanctions and they don't have shit compared to Russia and China is very clearly backing Russia in this Russia will be OK.

If what @Borscht said is correct the immediate effect of non necessities went up 30% which sucks balls but will come down whether via sanctions lifting or Russian companies stepping up to fill that need or China.
 
btw, just want to point out how hilarious it is to see the first 'dislike' always being that of Vince in real time on literally anything that's even remotely removed from enthusiastic pro-Ukrainian propaganda. and this time around it's just trying to decipher the economics behind the whole 'rubles for gas' shit. I hope you get paid for this, buddy, because if not lmao - he does it for free!
 
Wouldn't that be dangerous for the Russians? If the contract says say 50 rubles for a litre of gas, and the ruble keeps tanking compared to the euro, won't the euros be getting Russian gas at a discount then?
The reason rouble is tanking compared to the euro is because nobody is interested in buying it. Once demand for the rouble starts to grow, it will start gaining actual value. This is a fairly direct process: the more foreign customers agree (or a forced) to play ball, the better it is for rouble's security, and when all else fails, the central bank can always nudge the actual conversion rate as they see fit.

The Pajeets have already agreed to the plan, by the way, and are now working on a designated shitting payment system to bypass SWIFT.

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The answer to the question "who blinked" depends on what currency will be listed in the contracts once they are re-negotiated.
Actually the question is will they touch the already negotiated prices in the long term contracts or not? Because if they do, they basically have no time to do that till tomorrow. Anyway it's gonna be another game of who chickens first. Btw it was rather strange to start operation in Feb, where the spring is alredy here and the need of gas declines. If they did that lets say in October, the euros would be much more inclined to agree. And btw, if I recall correctly, the army was at UA border already by October there everyone said that chances of OP were high, but Biden called Putin and it was kinda delayed.

There seems to be a sever lack of understanding on how supply and demand work for necessities
There is also one more moment is that to sell gas Russia needs a pipeline to the customer. If you followed the epic franchise called "North Stream 2", you know how sensitive it was for Russia to get that piple up Germany's ass. As far as I know Russia hardly sells anyone LNG, so they can't just "we are gonna sell gas to Eritrea now lul", because there is no pipe.
 
Equally crazy is that the command structure of Ukraine's biggest Nazi paramilitary group are also American and Israeli intelligence assets. Would explain the desperation to get em out of their current pickle. Imagine if the Russians got hold of them and they started singing?
I am still surprised they weren't evacuated on day one. Macron will be shitting himself on live TV if they get captured.
 
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