DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Who would turn off the stream? How long would the corpse just sit there before Youtube shut it down? So many questions,

Kat also said she does not want to appear on Phil’s streams anymore so Kat will not he making an appearance to save his life. Most unfortunate….

 

[Corpun]

He got upset over contractors again. What the fuck.

Does he not know these people run on a schedule? If he doesn't like the noise so much don't fucking stream or shut the window when they are coming by.

I guess everything must revolve around the pigpen though. I'm sure Darksydekaren would freak out if one of them stepped too close to his house with hedge clippers.

 

[Coke Zero]

Kat also said she does not want to appear on Phil’s streams anymore so Kat will not he making an appearance to save his life. Most unfortunate….

Kat would open the office door about 3 days later after taking a break from skyrim and noticing phil has been gone for a while and after seeing Phil's dead body slouched in his chair, just stare at him with her mouth open like he's a pile of chicken bones grinding in the garbage disposal.

 

[MAWBD]

Anybody unironically hoping to see DSP die on stream is a fucking weirdo.

Not because he's a human and human lives are sacred blah blah, but seeing death happen before your own eyes is some harrowing shit.

Your life must be pretty pathetic that you'd actually want to witness that for schadenfreude lmfao.

He scams retards out of money online, he didn't rape a child or torture a dog. Calm the fuck down, check out some other cows to put things into perspective.

Not to mention, his life is already fucked up beyond repair by being an alcoholic and gacha addict. So just point and laugh and enjoy the show.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think the shoe grandpa made Phil regret not having kids. DSP realized he is missing out on playing with all the action dollies his parents would send his kids.

From what I've read, he's shocked the guy's card was declined. Something he should have plenty of experience with. Odd if true

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I think the shoe grandpa made Phil regret not having kids. DSP realized he is missing out on playing with all the action dollies his parents would send his kids.

Even by his standards that story was bizarre. Sounds like there was an older person at the store, Phil's card got declined and in his mind he made up this hybrid tale.

 

[Lord_Point]

From what I've read, he's shocked the guy's card was declined. Something he should have plenty of experience with. Odd if true

The story didnt really have a point. He kinda made it seem like the grandpa was an ass bragging about having 80k in the bank. Then he ended the story by talking about how sad the family looked leaving the story empty handed and how it was "completely avoidable" so the grandpa was stupid? I dont know if he thought he was flexing on poors or making himself look smart.?

In reality I think phil saw children getting a a few hundred bucks worth of free stuff and got jealous, so he made up some story about grandpa getting his card declined.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Who would turn off the stream? How long would the corpse just sit there before Youtube shut it down? So many questions,

Would Kat put the vest on him posthumously if OIC gave one final tip?

 

[Corpun]

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The official haircut of a Midlife Crisis.

He gets more and more bloated every day. It's horrifying.

Seriously. What is Youtube supposed to do to make a creator's memberships more attractive?

It's their platform dude! They need to do all the work.

Has DSP ever had a job he wasn't fired from?

He was never fired retard nudnik! He was laid off! Unfairly too! proceeds to make a 30 minute rant about his jobs and how stupid everyone but him was.

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The undersized Pikachu beanie is always hilarious with how it stretches over his skull. He has to know how stupid he looks right?

 

[Iron Hamster]

The story didnt really have a point. He kinda made it seem like the grandpa was an ass bragging about having 80k in the bank. Then he ended the story by talking about how sad the family looked leaving the story empty handed and how it was "completely avoidable" so the grandpa was stupid? I dont know if he thought he was flexing on poors or making himself look smart.?

In reality I think phil saw children getting a a few hundred bucks worth of free stuff and got jealous, so he made up some story about grandpa getting his card declined.

The whole tale is rich coming from mr. begruptcy.

 

[Coke Zero]

The story didnt really have a point. He kinda made it seem like the grandpa was an ass bragging about having 80k in the bank. Then he ended the story by talking about how sad the family looked leaving the story empty handed and how it was "completely avoidable" so the grandpa was stupid? I dont know if he thought he was flexing on poors or making himself look smart.?

In reality I think phil saw children getting a a few hundred bucks worth of free stuff and got jealous, so he made up some story about grandpa getting his card declined.

I'd like to see the layout of this store. Why was phil sitting in/near the kids section close enough to eavesdrop on this family if kat was looking for shoes in the women's section? And why wasn't phil over there with her?

I'd like to hear the story from the prospective of that family though- "some 50 year old guy wearing video game clothes waddles into the shoe store with a younger, chubby lady with bad make-up and plops down in a chair in the kids section and plays bejeweled games on his phone while the lady looks at shoes all by herself. He constantly makes snorting sounds as he sits there playing games and looking over at our kids. He waddles up the the cashier and constantly looks over at us as we try to get our credit card situation figured out. Then as we're leaving the store, he drives away from the parking lot with party balloons in the back seat of his car."

I would rather be the people having my credit card get declined than be phil in this story.

 

[snort inquisition]

The story didnt really have a point. He kinda made it seem like the grandpa was an ass bragging about having 80k in the bank. Then he ended the story by talking about how sad the family looked leaving the story empty handed and how it was "completely avoidable" so the grandpa was stupid? I dont know if he thought he was flexing on poors or making himself look smart.?

In reality I think phil saw children getting a a few hundred bucks worth of free stuff and got jealous, so he made up some story about grandpa getting his card declined.

or simply saw grandpa get his card declined on a big order, this was my first guess

 

[Lord_Point]

or simply saw grandpa get his card declined on a big order, this was my first guest

Totally could be, its all specualtion on my end. I just think given phils nature its way more likely he saw a family having a nice day, got jealous of literal children, and made up a story about how their day got ruined. Most the detail in the story was him describing how sad the family was getting about no shoes or dinner. Then he even somehow leaves the store and drives away but still saw the whole family walking out of the store slumped over in despair, like an old cartoon show.

 

[Swallow Moon]

DSP begs it

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I'll be trying out my birthday cake for the first time!

What? Does this sound as alien to anyone else? Why would you need to say for the first time? Its the same cake, trying it after that isn't trying it, its just eating it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What? Does this sound as alien to anyone else? Why would you need to say for the first time? Its the same cake, trying it after that isn't trying it, its just eating it.

In usual Phail fashion, he has to make a big deal out of nothing.

 

[Horseshit Aficionado]

Something about that haircut just makes him look like Randy Bobandy to me. Maybe it's how it draws attention that default expression of his; one of a classless gormless fuckwit who's forever one tenuous lifeline away from whoring his fat disgusting ass for cheeseburgers.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Mini sperg rant time but to me the granddad getting his card declined story really shows what an irredeemable piece of shit Phil is.

Let's go over a few bullet points of Phil's story and things he made sure to point out:

- He noticed the guy was easily confused by technology
- He noticed the guy didn't have a smartphone to get SMS messages from his bank
- The "first thing" he thought then and there was that the guy's account may have been frozen because he was on vacation
- There was the mom, her dad, and the four kids. Complete lack of mention of a father in the picture (potentially working but sounds like this was a planned vacation so likely single mom)

So, Phil's out shopping so his wife can be fit for horseshoes and sees this go down. He sees the kids are crushed and disappointed and the grandfather is obviously upset, flustered, and confused.

I'm not going to be that guy and say, "Oh Phil should've paid for the shoes!" but I will point out just how much of a fucking asshole Phil is, and by extension, his dumb whore wife.

If Phil sees an elderly man that is confused by the situation and, by his own admission, very reasonably assumes that the man's card may be frozen, WHY NOT TELL HIM? Why is Phil fucking standing there like an asshole and not saying anything? Why is Kat? You have a smartphone, right Phil? Help the guy look up the number he needs to call to resolve the situation. Take ten, maybe fifteen minutes out of your day and be an absolute fucking hero to these kids. Show some fucking kindness and selflessness. Phil knew that the most likely reason for the card declining was a frozen account and said nothing.

Now people may say "Oh but it's not Phil's business" but it sure as fuck was his business to share that story with his audience, wasn't it? He had no problem using someone else's bad day, a day that he could've saved, as filler content for his dent-head podcast. Even if Phil was legit super busy and just couldn't sit there with the guy and help him get the contact numbers he needed, the VERY least he could've done was inform the cashiers of the potential reason so that the store could potentially help the guy. But no, dumb selfish cunt Phil has to talk about how "bad he felt" that the kids might be "forced to have a McDonald's dinner" instead of the nice dinner their granddad promised, all while hiding his fucking smirk on camera that someone else had a shitty day. I've gone back and watched the video, and you can see that Phil is trying to put on a face of "feeling bad" for this family when the other 90% of the story he's smiling.

What a fucking asshole.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Not the biggest fan of kiwifarms or the people on here, but if you did this, you are literally retarded and deserve as much ridicule as Phil himself, if not more. Imagine being the person to save DSP's life and keep enabling his pigroachy ways.

Yet here you are hanging around people you don't like, like some OIC.

Is it because we didn't want to support you call to Jihad against Phil?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Totally could be, its all specualtion on my end. I just think given phils nature its way more likely he saw a family having a nice day, got jealous of literal children, and made up a story about how their day got ruined. Most the detail in the story was him describing how sad the family was getting about no shoes or dinner. Then he even somehow leaves the store and drives away but still saw the whole family walking out of the store slumped over in despair, like an old cartoon show.

I'll throw on my tinfoil hat and add some extra speculation. I agree that Phil got jealous because, well, he's Phil. We've seen plenty of salty twitter posts about how fake other people are because they're getting early reviews/sponsorships and he isn't. Not to mention him getting jealous of other, way more popular streamers who either started around the same time/after him. Maybe he was extra sensitive because he was in a store he didn't want to be in/wasn't getting anything for himself, so the sight of happy children made him want to LARP as the Grinch.

I think most of the story was made up, and Phil just wanted to revise history so the family was sad and miserable. But I think he had a rare moment of clarity during the story and realized that, if he gleefully celebrated a story where the kids/elderly were sad, he'd be seen as a bad guy. He couldn't give them a happy ending though, because he's too petty for that. So instead, the story just trailed off and didn't really have any point to it. I think originally, he wanted to gloat about it and make it into a mini BK sandwich story but had no way of sticking the landing so we just got this rather bizarre story.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Yeah but if it's on stream it's got that detached feeling to it, unlike seeing it in person.

It's not, I saw that video of Ron Paul having a stroke live on stream and my heart sank, it was terrifying. If you want an example with DSP, in this clip he was probably keeping himself awake in it but still the way his face and eyes moved was unnerving to me.